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 hora
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Woof! Woof! Oooooowwwwwweeeeeeeee

Noice


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:28 pm
 m0rk
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[img] [/img] - Really?


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:29 pm
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We really need to see the OP's working.

[img] [/img]

...I can kind of see it....but need Hora to connect the sexy dots.


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:30 pm
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Rachel Riley

www.gadgetshow.channel5.com/gadget-show/gadget-news/meet-the-gadget-shows-new-presenter-rachel-riley


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:32 pm
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Do you not watch Countdown?!


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:33 pm
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I will now! Im going to stalk her 😆


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:34 pm
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I will now! Im going to stalk her

Yeah you will. [url= http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/countdown-rachel-riley-sexy-clothing-1421002 ]Countdown got awesome[/url]


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:36 pm
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Just left her husband afaik.. But I've called bagsies..


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:36 pm
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Just left her husband afaik.. But I've called bagsies..

On her husband?


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:36 pm
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Apparently the mods don't like Rachel Riley threads. 😉


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:39 pm
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Apparently the mods don't like Rachel Riley threads.

Why not?

*hides*

[img] ?5[/img]


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:41 pm
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Was having tea in my mates garden a few weeks ago. I'll sell tickets next time.


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:41 pm
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Tickets?

PayPal gift?


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:46 pm
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having tea in my mates garden a few weeks ago

Please say that's a metaphor.


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:50 pm
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😀


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 7:55 pm
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Remember guys, she's not just a looker, she's also smarter than you too........ 😉


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:02 pm
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My favourite is when Progs like TGS do pieces on Mountain biking. As you can almost guarantee that some presenting "eye candy" will have gone OTB about 30sec after setting off on some >£5k wonder bike.... 😉


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:05 pm
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Attractive women on the television? That's amazing!


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:07 pm
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Dez, apparently there are pictures of attractive ladies on the Interwebz, some of them have no clothes on!

😯


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:11 pm
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will have gone OTB about 30sec after setting off

you obviously dont what TGS; they avoid this by putting the front wheel in wrong-way-around so the disc brake is totally ineffective

(£20K road bike with discs which was far too big for Pollyanna Woodward)

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Posted : 03/01/2014 8:14 pm
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Dez, apparently there are pictures of attractive ladies on the Interwebz, some of them have no clothes on!

The web is full of bitches...

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:16 pm
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The previous one is better. Google 'Pollyanna Woodward'.

Apparently the mods don't like Rachel Riley threads.

I recall a similar sentiment from the last one on here.


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:20 pm
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Hora is never going to win a gold medal in the Uptake Stakes; exactly [i]how[/i] long has the fragrant Ms Riley been presenting the Gadget show? 😉


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:27 pm
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[i]Dez, apparently there are pictures of attractive ladies on the Interwebz[/i]

Well, obviously! Where else would bearnecesseties have got that pic of the lady with the shiny cleavage and crooked eyeballs?

[i]Google 'Pollyanna Woodward'[/i]

Are you 13 years old?


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:42 pm
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Google 'Pollyanna Woodward'

Are you 13 years old?

[url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/online-dating-help ]Yip[/url]


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:44 pm
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....got that pic of the lady with the shiny cleavage and crooked eyeballs?

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:45 pm
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Well, obviously! Where else would bearnecesseties have got that pic of the lady with the shiny cleavage and crooked eyeballs?

Crooked eyeballs? A genuinely lovely looking woman and you want to get all clever by trying to demean her eyeball alignment?

Google 'Pollyanna Woodward'

Are you 13 years old?

Are you mid 40's and trying too hard to look sensitive and politically correct?

EDIT: Jamie wins with a gif, again 😀


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 8:47 pm
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Nope, I'm well into late 40s and I'd really like to be thought of as sensitive, but I can't see it happening.


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 9:06 pm
 LMT
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Someone beat me to it, but yep she has got a bit of a lazy eye. Its not noticable on countdown but fairly in your face in TGS as they do those one shot modelling of the gadget and presenter.


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 9:26 pm
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Well 'Hora' you have just missed her about a hour ago on 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown, bang tidy she looked too.


 
Posted : 03/01/2014 10:25 pm
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she is delightful, but I got into trouble when sat with my aging parents watching Countdown when I said that in dresses like that she has probably finished off more pensoiners than Harold Shipman.

😐


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 12:38 am
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We REALLY need to swap that stupid "+Share" button for a "+Like" one


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:39 am
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she is delightful, but I got into trouble when sat with my aging parents watching Countdown when I said that in dresses like that she has probably finished off more pensoiners than Harold Shipman.

Liked


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 8:08 am
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I'd bet good money, maybe even a whole pound. That the majority of google image searches for Riley are performed by the 30-50 age group rather than the teenage group.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 8:10 am
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I'd bet good money, maybe even a whole pound. That the majority of google image searches for Riley are performed by the 30-50 age group rather than the teenage group

Huh! The yoof of today, eh?


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 8:48 am
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she is delightful, but I got into trouble when sat with my aging parents watching Countdown when I said that in dresses like that she has probably finished off more pensoiners than Harold Shipman.

Or more likely, more pensioners have shall we say "finished off" whilst watching her on Countdown wearing those dresses.

There was story from a few years back about the woman who reads the R4 shipping forecast getting letters asking her to read the forecast slower so the salty sea dogs could finish off before the end.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 12:27 pm

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