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Really?
https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/02/next-hot-menswear-trend-wearing-trousers-penis-pocket-7599671/amp/
Yep I'm still shocked people read the metro, take it seriously or believe anything it it 😉
Cocket?
How’s that work if you are already wearing a colostomy bag ? 🤷♂️🤷♂️🗿
I’m enjoying those trousers. I’d walk round with a vibrator in the pocket. Think it would be quite pleasant.
I normally use a variation on the turn up...
Ball bag?
The ladies version could be called a flap pocket.
Will they do a stretch version with elastane weave?
You do know who owns the Metro?
And for that reason, I'm not clicking, I won't be investing and I'm oot.
For you Rich_s - to avoid Metro: http://www.uniqlo.com/jp/gu/item/307747
You do know who owns the Metro?
Ninfan?
Theopholis P Wildebeast would approve.

You do know who owns the Metro?
???

Is that Elton John?
Who’d a thunk Uniqlo would be such trend-setters! Not that I’ll be buying a pair, though.
You do know who owns the Metro?
I'm sure I'll never believe it if I click the link...

The patch does indeed function as a pocket, but we’re not sure what one would actually put in there.
I am there must be an obvious answer to this.....