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Always wary of doing the "old bloke laughing at what the youngsters are wearing" thing, I clicked - but this is hilarious - they're taking the mick surely aren't they? 🙂
Nice shoes.
(Must be a piss take. Surely! I mean, Stansted? That flash usage? )
Wow, the prices! If Hebtroco did summer wear.
My Favourite
At least the model looks thrilled to bits.
How long have sandals been called "sliders"?
Sliders
Its like someone took a picture of my anxiety dream
They could've got the poor lad some clothes that actually fit him!
I like the short shorts, are they silk?
Its like someone took a picture of my anxiety dream
PMSL
Whah..?
Some actual lol-ing here. That's hilarious.
Make your break last a little bit longer by wearing shorts in the airport, whatever the weather
Erm I do this most of the summer and I'm 49 and not at all hip!
Great to see a bit of snobbery from the usual.
Possibly a subversive photo study highlighting the plight of Salvation Army clothes donation bin rough sleepers?
Prefer the outfits from the 70's Chicago nightclub article.....
That article has to be a piss take
I dunno, I think I’d possibly want more for the £2k ish each they all seem to have spent on charity shop clobber.
Oh, and never skip leg day, kids.
Strong. Very strong look.
Shorts £300 Shirt £1,700. Socks and sandals - Priceless.
Femidom on head look is also trending this year.
I can't think of a human alive that would look good in those clothes.
He really doesn't have the legs for shorts!
I can’t think of a human alive that would look good in those clothes.
Just use a bit of imagination, its not what you wear its how you wear it - almost any of these outfits could easily be enhanced by being accessorised with a casually slung Kalashnikov for instance.
Apart from the one at the top of the thread - that calls for a fez and a little pair of cymbals.
Sam Simmons, it seems, has a lot to answer for...
Yucatán Peninsula there's some garish stuff in there!!! 🙂
That is beautiful. Show up dressed like that in any Russian transport hub and you will either be beaten up immediately, or taken for one of the locals, chances are roughly 50/50.
Its like someone took a picture of my anxiety dream
Mega!
Show up dressed like that in any Russian transport hub
Except this one where he looks like a returning Olympian who's lost half his tracksuit.
I'm so fashion forward - I've been wearing socks and sandals back from the trails for years....
I'll take the £310 mock thrift store t-shirt and the £200 Jimmi Choo holiday inn sandals.
Its like someone took a picture of my anxiety dream
I'm the stag, the ****'s stole my trousers and left me in the airport in my boxer shorts.
Certainly opens the world of male modelling up to a variety of new candidates.
I totally expect Aussie Wil to be wearing much of this stuff in a future 'Sponsored content' feature.
I'm still scarred by the 'Let's dress him in everything Endura make' winter clothing puff.
If he was my child he'd be sent to his room until he could look a little more cheery.
As usual, Alan was ahead of the game....
Us Brits stand out when we Ryanair it around the cheapest bits of the world. Still we don't do thong trunks like the Germans!
They looked like the outfit that I was made to wear on my stag do. Assembled from charity shops, it was genius because unlike fun fancy dress it was just about believable that it was normal clothing.
Don't be nasty, CFH will be awfully upset at his wardrobe taking such a kicking
This must be an April Fools joke that someone released early by mistake.
They looked like the outfit that I was made to wear on my stag do. Assembled from charity shops, it was genius because unlike fun fancy dress it was just about believable that it was normal clothing.
Some time around the end of the 80s a bunch of us had the idea of having a bit of fancy dress night out - just go out around town as we normally did on Thursday night (Giro-night the best night out in town), but dressed in clothes from the 70s. Not 'fancy dress' - more kind of geography teacher chic. Fine - wall went off to raid the charity shops and later convened at the pool table in the Royal Alfred in nylon, knitted ties and flares looking like extras from Life on Mars. Accept for Dave who had only really half heard the plan 'fancy dress' and '70s' and turned up as Dylan from the Magic Roundabout.- Quite a strong look in St Helens in 1989.
Socks halfway up your legs regardless of the shoes accompanying them always remind me of middle aged Americans on holiday. Socks reaching your knees should only be worn if you’re kicking a ball around
People don’t pay £1,100 for a cardigan. Surely. Not actually. Must be a pisstake
Have to bump this thread after a link my mate sent me...
https://www.ssense.com/en-gb/men/clothing
I've just ordered a pair of these https://www.ssense.com/en-gb/men/product/fendi/black-shearling-logo-slides/2580108
Club Tropicana drinks are free....
Well, I'm disappointed Dez - you can't carry off "just" the slides. It's the whole look or not at all
this is only missing the knotted hankie and it could be my grandad
you can’t carry off “just” the slides.
I'm skint now
Johnx2
I don't know about knotted hankie,but if he had a sign saying "Welcome to Plovdiv" that could be my holiday rep from 1996.
Have to bump this thread after a link my mate sent me…
Their model has quite the repertoire, doesn't he.
quite the repertoire,
he's the go-to guy for looking like he's standing behind some clothes
WTAF is all this. Hello ? Am I in a dream ?
100£ for a pair of socks.
he’s the go-to guy for looking like he’s standing behind some clothes
😆 Well played.
It amazes me that the people who are such idiots they buy this stuff can actually afford to do so.
The folk who have the lack of taste that is a Bentayga probably love this stuff... 😱
One thing for sure, the poor lad doesn't ride a singlespeed. Not with legs like spindles.
But other than having read Sartor Resartus, I'm sadly underqualified to comment on sartorial elegance
quite the repertoire
As somebody once said, he ran the gamut of all human emotion right from A to .... B
I'm glad this qualifies for free shipping
https://www.ssense.com/en-gb/men/product/balenciaga/black-logo-keychain/2604288
The extra 3.95 p+p might tip it over the edge when it comes to value for money
****
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hell
Shorts, £390, cardigan, £1,110, T-shirt, £310, necklace, £425, and sandals, £510, Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello.
Say what now? £400 for a pair of shorts that are literally a pair of well-washed black denim jeans hacked off and the edge allowed to fray, and a tee shirt that would cost £3.99 on any given high street market stall?
Yeah, it’s basically showing that there are idiots with more money than sense, and an inability to stop letting their mum dress them.
I’m wearing a pair of old, Vietnam-era tiger-stripe camo combats I’ve hacked off at the knee, and they’ve faded nicely over the fifteen years or so I’ve had them, they’ve got to be worth £600, Shirley?
Actually, the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was this:
I’m wearing a pair of old, Vietnam-era tiger-stripe camo combats I’ve hacked off at the knee, and they’ve faded nicely over the fifteen years or so I’ve had them, they’ve got to be worth £600, Shirley?
Unlikely.
Have you washed them?
I’m wearing a pair of old, Vietnam-era tiger-stripe camo combats I’ve hacked off at the knee, and they’ve faded nicely over the fifteen years or so I’ve had them, they’ve got to be worth £600, Shirley?
There are vending machines for that sort of thing in Japan
Its like someone took a picture of my anxiety dream
is the funniest thing I have aver read on here.
This must be an April Fools joke that someone released early by mistake.
I think all will be revealed (well,not everything) on Sunday.
I’m glad this qualifies for free shipping
https://www.ssense.com/en-gb/men/product/balenciaga/black-logo-keychain/2604288
The extra 3.95 p+p might tip it over the edge when it comes to value for money
I had to stop looking at the utter shit on that (well named) site cos it was winding me up!
TBF Dez , you can take some comfort from seeing these young offenders get modelling work. This will go a long way in helping them reintegrate with society. 😉
This must be an April Fools joke that someone released early by mistake.
<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">Just showing those photos to my g/f, and that’s almost exactly what she said, in between pissing herself laughing! She’s just said that there’s nothing there that should be seen being worn in the street, and she’s not too complimentary about the bloke’s legs, either. She honestly can’t believe anyone could seriously suggest that those outfits are suitable for anyone to wear in public. She’s not wrong, either, she volunteers in a local charity shop, and the clothes they sell are better looking than anything in those photos.</span>
Loving this one, it even looks like the flap goes right round the front of your head so you walk into things
Hilarious !
Noticed some teva shoes / sandals mentioned somewhere in there ..and I do mourn the fact that they stopped making mtb shoes ..however fully understandable if they can get away with producing shit like that for 5 times the price and actually getting mugs to part with their hard earned ...😂
Pure gold!
Check out this beauty, flick through the photos . I genuinely LOL'ed!
www.ssense.com/en-gb/men/product/balenciaga/blue-and-navy-double-hem-windbreaker-coat/2598838
@davosaurusrex that ‘windbreaker’ is comical. Surely this site must be some sort of parody or joke to build interest before they release clothes to wear. Or maybe it’s an artistic endeavour?
Has he got his legs out of the back vent? Is that a thing, I just need to know before I go dog walking in a minute, would hate to be seen as unfashionable, in my Pierre De Tempete
I love the photo with the hood up and the shopping bag. Stood at the bus stop in the pissing rain in his ridiculous £1400 parka. Abject misery . Haha!