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As a cyclist he is clearly a bit of a beginner with the rules.
He has evidently been following rule #12 "The correct number of bikes to own is n+1"
"I cycle all the time. Actually I've got a confession to make, a rather naughty secret - I've got two bikes" [url]
He has not complied with rule #45 "Slam your stem" A maximum stack height of 2cm is allowed below the stem.
Looks like he has about a foot here.
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Also failing to comply with rule #50 "Facial hair is to be carefully regulated. No full beards, no moustaches."
His lawn's a bloody disgrace too.
Needs a bigger lock too..
if they win an election it would be like having a swathe of corduroy in power, vive la revolution. might be fun.
Bar Ends??
Nope, I'll give him 8 months to shift them or I'll spoil my ballot at the local elections.
(which is what the Torygraph is predicting to be the length of his Leadership)
[i]Bar Ends??[/i]
and riser bars.
Burn Him! Burn Him!
He also appears to be a mermaid from the waist down which would explain why our lizard overlords have cropped the pedals from the picture.
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I'm not sure a mug is very practical for drinking from while cycling.
Compare his style to those of the youngsters
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Nice bit of cellulite on CMD there.
Good observation skills to look past the shorts!
I see no helmets.
....Oh ! Wait a minute.
I thought it was a skirt.
Shirt tucked in. My kind of guy.
That rim looks almost worn through.
Disaster waiting to happen, there.
I see no helmets.
Bells, perhaps?
Looks like Corbyn has a TDK cassette secreted in his shirt pocket.
Looks like Corbyn has a TDK cassette secreted in his shirt pocket.
It's a tube ticket.
He's a liar! He doesn't ride at all, just posed for a picture next to someone else's bike before getting the tube!
The Bastid, looks like he managed to evade Death as well judging the warning signs on the post that he's perched on, Thats unfortunate.
Looks like Corbyn has a TDK cassette secreted in his shirt pocket.It's a tube ticket.
Nope it's a copy of Richard's Bicycle Book
That's probably just his hack bike, which looks appropriately rubbish to deter interest.
Corbyn's quite a lean looking fellow, with facial hair and the gaunt, hollow look of a man that would prefer to be out riding his bike, rather than getting caught up in the media frenzy revolving around his day job.
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Source: [url= http://beardwatch.co.uk/category/cycling/ ]Sport Beard Watch[/url]
Isn't rule 12 'the minimum number of bikes you should own is 3' before moving on the the n+1 stuff?
Renegade rule breaker that one. Definitely a threat.
Corbyn looks like he might be one of those old school cyclists who at first glance you wouldn't think is fast due to the clothes and crazy bike. Then you go for a ride with them and they smoke you on every up and down no matter what you do, all while wearing corduroy and slightly shabby beards. Gits!
Can we be sure that those steerers don't conceal tactical nuclear weapons, or at the very least something very nasty and biological.
It's a Trek, L.A. used to ride a Trek, you can draw your own conclusions
Surprised he hasn't got a lefty fork.
The Times says he rides a 'Chairman Mao style bicycle'.
Or what the rest of us would call 'a bicycle'.
@holdsteady - *smiles*
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apparently a long time mountain biker, kick ass rider (MBA magazine went for a ride with him and had a hard time keeping up) and has his own trails on his ranch, who'd had thought?
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but now its making sense...
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Surprised he hasn't got a lefty fork.
Yes!