[Closed] It's that time of year again; EUROVISION, WHOOOOOOO!!

Roll on Brexit.....

Brexit, shmexit, if Israel and Armenia are in, we're in 🙂

Project's attempt to start a discussion about this shite has fallen off page one already

https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/eurovision-back-on-saturday/

and yes it is shite, and that's why you love it 😛

and why I love you 😉

We have a Eurovision party every year. I love it, although this year could be a wee bit more tricky than usual. I have tickets for the Stirling Whisky Festival on Saturday afternoon, then I somehow have to make it home for our Eurovision party in the evening. Getting home from a whisky festival without Mrs Beagleboy arriving with the rescue wagon has never been attempted before!

My brother and his girlfriend are out there again, which as ever gives me a better perspective on how awful it all is

My brother and his girlfriend are out there again,

I'm jealous, I've been twice (Dusseldorf and Malmo), it's ace fun.

Eurovision is more corrupt than FIFA, tactical voting etc.....it's absolutely brilliant!!! Europe at its finest

Project’s attempt to start a discussion about this shite has fallen off page one already

He hasn’t even come back to tell us what the news is.

My brother and his girlfriend are out there again, which as ever gives me a better perspective on how awful it all is

My eldest son & his boyfriend are/were there, which gives ME a perspective of how awful it all is.

It is certainly an event that is popular with gentlemen who like gentlemen, hence the love for the dancers in the Irish entry.

So, semi final number 2, who's in?

Thank the lords for having to do a job that has me stuck in the middle of the ocean with no access to this.

Well, we're away.

Just me?

I'm with you bro.

Thought Ukraine was OK, not feeling the Spanish entry though

No, I'm here, just barfing over the Spanish one

Spanish Lady needed a bra.

This Slovenia one is quite good tho.

more scrub land..

We're watching and taking scores on what we think (as in how fit we think they are) of the entries and dancers rather than the songs themselves....

Slovenia gets points from me, just because 🙂

Lithuania.... null point

Points for the "MTB" rider?

no helmet..

Austria FTW.

RM.

Ooo scrubland AND mountain bikes. This should be good

Austria sounds like that bald beardy ****er who was in the charts a few months back.

Rag & Bone Man, that's him.

Whoop whoop, we're off! Apologies for the delay, I was finishing my Chinese takeaway.

Slovenia, yup 😉

Not just you...

Well, Estonian lady is not what you might call 'plain looking'.

Estonia, sponsored by Pearl Drops!

RM.

Rather impractical dress methinks and where do you plug it in?

Is the dress changing, or is it a projection into it from above?

My garage door just opened.

Norway guy annoying in first 3 seconds, a new record.

<span style="text-decoration: underline;">WTAF</span>

Estonia lady looked like a high tech 80's loo roll holder....

I'm the scat man!

I think I've fought her as an end-of-level boss in an RPG on the Xbox.

i respect her teeth. nothing showy

Portugal's is a bit dull, pink hair or no pink hair

Norway is very Eurovision, though I'm terrified by the caterpillars he's smuggling on his face.

(sorry, I'm couple of mins behind.)

Well hellooooooo Slovenia lady....

Coug, fast forward catch up through green room bit

That's "The" United Kingdom.  Cow.

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! We're on!

Coug, fast forward catch up through green room bit

Yup, done.  I had to pause it for a bio break.

shed seven look at little different

This could do well you know

Wow, we're getting a bit of a sing-along.

This is kinda mediocre though, isn't it.  I mean, it's ok, but, well, it's ok.  Is this the best we had?

Very well handled love

Not sure what happened but she did really well

Wouldn't it be funny if we won, and in post-Brexit Britain we had to host an event which was a celebration of European culture.

swedish reporters here are saying that was the worst.song of the lot and we would have been better sending a packet of frozen broccoli to the stage!

Norton's grown into Wogan's shoes I see.

Kind of missed the drama - but on a side note Portugal looks nice!!

RM.

We could have Farage and BoJo as hosts

we thought Wogan had been resurrected for a moment

JESUS MOTHERLOVING CHRIST what have Serbia brought with them?!  I think I saw that recorder bloke outside ASDA the other day with a dog on a string.

This chap's head's on upside down

Also, it's good to see that Zangief has found new work.

got a feeling that we will do well tonight.  The way she handled that was very professional.  Good song and performance too.  Will there be a subliminal vote from the Europeans to tell us to call off Brexit

I didn't think there were any ginger germans any more, I assumed they'd been weeded out 😉

Mick Hucknell's looking well

German have sent Pippin from LOTR

This is what Ed Sheran would sound like live if he could sing in tune

It's not the wurst....

Art Garfunkel doing an impression of James Blunt.

Ooh, I like the Albanian one

it's a grower

At leastw we now know the 1980's have finally reached Albania

Mrs. RM. put her foot down and Eurovision has gone! :sad face:

RM.

"today on Blue Peter children, we're going to show you how to make a jacket out of old dog collars"

I didn't know Bon Jovi had replaced Jon.

Yeah, that's not half bad.  Reminds me of something I can't quite place.

Oh, wait, the bridge is Bon Jovi's "Bed of Roses."

Mrs. RM. put her foot down and Eurovision has gone!

That's good.  I was growing tired of her flamingo impressions.

Record it?