[Closed] It’s Brexit Day!

Is it national hug a brexiteer day?

Its not due until 11pm. Plenty of time to work out what we want, get it approved by the rest of the EU and through parliament.

I can’t wait until then, I’m out to get some glorious red white and blue bunting to drape on my Swiss designed bike built in the Far East.

That’s why the sky is blue, flowers out, lambs leaping and birds singing.

Have a Gammon for dinner 👍

Getting to work will be a nightmare, what with all the roads being used for street parties.

Those are still happening, right?

It can't be Brexit day. There's still foreigners living next door to me. I thought we were taking back our country?

I've saved half a loaf too.

<Checks mail for blue passport>

BETRAYAL!

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We value your poverty.

To each and every leave voter I would just like to call you a ****.

Thank you.

I'll just leave this here:

I'm off to France! Might actually be in the tunnel at Brexitoclock.
#preyfortimid

Lol at Martinhutch

It can’t be Brexit day. There’s still foreigners living next door to me. I thought we were taking back our country?

I know, it's awful. We've got Romanians, Africans, Indians and even English on our street!

Can't we keep all this crap to one damn thread?? Sick of it on my telly. Now getting sick of it on MY forum. :frowny face:

You think that’s bad Molgrips we still have cars coming down from Scotland.

~T&P DezB the compulsion to comment is strong on this one!!

I'm waiting to find out who didn't cancel the mailshots and auto posts this evening

Bugger. I meant to bake a 'still not left' cake to get the office Brexiteers frothing at the chops, but I forgot.

I'm not celebrating

Glad we're not leaving today, but will probably still happen.

And as much as I'd like to stick it to the 'we won you lost' crowd, we're still essentially f'd .

Political leadership has evapourated, were spaffing £bns up the wall on this when the money is desperately needed elsewhere, we've still got the same liars spinning the same BS on the TV & millions of people still believe that Brexit is the answer to the their problems.

The absolute worst part is that this will stretch on for the next decade(s).

I looked on Moonpig for a Happy Brexit Day card but they had sold out.

I didn't know the Queen and James Bond were telepathic!

I just got my Beer52 box for this month, theme being 'citizens of everywhere'. Collabs between UK and continental brewers. Going to be raising a glass to not leaving....just yet, with a beer called 'Freedom of movement'.

If we do get Brexit do I have to send the 20yr Swedish lingerie model home? 😯

Where is my commemorative Brexit 50 pence piece? Did they actually mint them?

Very popular with overseas collectors All exported.

In keeping with the whole pantomime that is Brexit:

OH, NO IT'S NOT!

Where is my commemorative Brexit 50 pence piece? Did they actually mint them

This promise was on the side of a bus wasn't it?

Where is my commemorative Brexit 50 pence piece? Did they actually mint them?

Half the people who work at my place are from the continent. I’m off today, but I’m assuming they’ll all be gone when I go in tomorrow.
I’m going to have a lot of work to cover.

I expect quite a few brexiteers girlfriends/wives are in for a kicking tonight ☹️.

I’m assuming they’ll all be gone when I go in tomorrow.

They'll probably be back on Monday though.

I’m going to have a lot of work to cover.

Don't worry I'm sure some of our commonwealth cousins will be shipped in to do your job at half the price

Lucky people listened to Cameron's warning about stability and strong government. Who knows where we would be if left to the chaos of Ed Milliband.

🙂 Lunge

I was promised a HUNG Parliament, so when can we start? and how many can we hang?

Well all you remoaners said it'd be a disaster but here we are, 13 hours and 9 minutes into brexit and everything is fine!

As with any project the government gets involved with, woefully overdue and woefully over budget.

Whoever would have thought it?

To celebrate I'm taking a ride on the pinnacle of British technology

Reminds me just how great we can be if we get stuck in.

So no party today then?

I had an amazing discussion with a man in Durham today. He was wearing a union jack bowler and holding a sign saying “we must leave the EU. It’s God’s will”
I couldn’t resist this. Let me summarise his argument as “Nazi/Catholic conspiracy to put Germany in control. Book of Revelations predicts the EU and tells us we must leave”
Cue arrival of a little old lady. She says to our man;
“Have you got a form I could sign? Because I’d sign it. I agree. Mind, it’s for the grandchildren I’m doing it”.
Me: “Do you think they’ll thank you for stopping them from being able to live or work anywhere they want in the European Union?”
Her: “This country’s over-run with immigrants.”
Me: “So here I am with two leave supporters. One delusional and the other a racist.”
Her: “I’m not a racist!”
Him. “What’s wrong with racism?”

I mean, I know it’s funny, except this level of thinking is dragging us by the nose. Help!!

To celebrate I’m taking a ride on the pinnacle of British technology

Reminds me just how great we can be if we get stuck in.

No. Please NO. Not Northern Rail Pacer trains.

Thank god, Hitler 2.0 has taken the stage, now the party can really begin

And no, it's not a hate thing remember, that's why we invited the Orange Order Band to soothe you with their sweet sweet flute music

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