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... does that extra digit result in:

A forum wide millennium bug that melts our mobiles.

A singularity opens that's allowed through an alternate Binners and Ernie that are boringly actually in agreement on EVERYTHING?

The death of hundreds of hamsters?

Everyone on the billing forum admitting they don't actually ride bikes?

All of the above?


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:22 pm
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There's only one way to find out...


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:26 pm
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Are there more that 100 active members 🤔


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:27 pm
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Are there more that 100 active members

Legend has it there are thousands on the ladies forum. We are mere pawns for their amusement.

The true Illuminati. 👍😁


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:30 pm
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In the interests of science I am reluctantly compelled to 'like' this shameless, blatant ruse to harvest 'likes'. I feel grubby.


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:30 pm
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Probably just get a 500 server error message.

(Prepares for a ban). 


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:31 pm
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We are mere prawns for their amusement.

Are you saying that there's a fishy smell coming from the ladies area?


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:34 pm
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In the interests of science I am reluctantly compelled to ‘like’ this shameless, blatant ruse to harvest ‘likes’. I feel grubby.

I owe you a massage.


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:35 pm
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Are you saying that there’s a fishy smell coming from the ladies area?

Damn you for noticing that before me! I wont edit it now though.😁


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 10:36 pm
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Be easier to find out if 10 others liked this op…

https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/credit-where-its-due-now-you-can-show-your-appreciation-of-great-forum-posts/


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 11:07 pm
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You can't trust @Mark, that post will have a fail safe or something that resets space time itself... Or some other equally easy to implement mechanism.


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 11:15 pm
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will have a fail safe or something that resets space time itself… Or some other equally easy to implement mechanism.

That's on Drac's iPad.


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 11:17 pm
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Some forums you get a badge.

Are you saying that there’s a fishy smell coming from the ladies area?


 
Posted : 23/11/2023 11:19 pm
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It's happening, 38 likes, this has the makings of a coalition. A Far Right one, possibly? One with a jaunty kink to the Left? Probably.

If it helps, imagine I am going to chew on a roo anus if we get there. I'll chow down on a white dog egg if necessary. Too lowbrow? If that's not for you, I'll read War and Peace. Whatever it takes. I'll read the trilogy if necessary.

If you don't hit Like, it's a wasted vote. A shot in the dark. A free ride when you've already paid.

We can do this, not because it is easy but because it is hard. Unlike my, well...


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 5:29 am
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How sad is it that this is the most exciting thing to happen so far this week for me.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 5:57 am
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How sad is it that this is the most exciting thing to happen so far this week for me.

But what if it got to 101 likes... no more, no less.

That could raise some deep questions.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:03 am
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Should I click it? Should I?


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:06 am
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How sad is it that this is the most exciting thing to happen so far this week for me.

Ive stayed up all night for this! You dont know your alive I tell you. 😉


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:08 am
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100 likes ^^^^


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:10 am
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But what if it got to 101 likes… no more, no less.

That could raise some deep questions.

Even if it got to 101, it wont stay there.

Some madman will want to push the envelope, a wanna be STW Musk, a dreamer, an idealist.

They will always go to 102, not because they should but because they can.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:13 am
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100 likes ^^^^

Goddamn it! It's the ladies forum isn't it? Isn't it? Those Illuminati were always against me, the underdog, the STW outsider, the non biker of the people . I never had a change. I could have been a contender, I coulda' been somebody.

It's back to 99 now though. I have no idea why.

(I absolutely do.)


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:16 am
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I just gave the 100th like on the other post and it does indeed work!

Some ones playing silly buggers 🙂


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:17 am
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Does this now qualify for the things that used to be fun thread?


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:19 am
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Posted : 24/11/2023 6:22 am
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I just gave the 100th like on the other post and it does indeed work!

Some ones playing silly buggers

My God, the lack of humanity.

Withdraw that vote!


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:22 am
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Does this now qualify for the things that used to be fun thread?

No! Ive not been beaten. It was rigged. Plus... Votes can be withdrawn. Not in this thread obviously, they are morally binding. Those on the other thread though? Absolutely.

I now see this is a battle for the hearts and minds of STW, it's soul if you will.

Mark is the establishment, I'm a vote for the future.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:27 am
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My God. 102. 102.

It's like a .303 to my noggin. I thought we could unite behind this but this is where we are, divided by Mark forced to forage for the occasional Like or 2 amongst the scraps of our brain dumps.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:37 am
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There is a billing forum?


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 7:37 am
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I've liked this one and withdrawn my like from the other thread, not entirely sure why but it seemed like the right thing to do. Stick it to the man and all that....


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 7:40 am
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There is a billing forum?

I can be Bill, or anyone you want me to be.
Erm, we'll discuss that after your vote though.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 7:49 am
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This is just a grubby and attention-seeking post for self validation isn't it.

Wish I'd thought of that!


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 7:53 am
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I’ve liked this one and withdrawn my like from the other thread, not entirely sure why but it seemed like the right thing to do. Stick it to the man and all that….

A vote for Poop, is a vote for change. I promise AI editing, it corrects so you don't have to, with free, yes free, big hitter perma argument add-on included. Too tired to argue after a long day at work? Exhausted after chopping wood for the wood burner? Run down after chasing down the perfect bean to cup machine? AIBH (Abby) has your back!

(Terms and conditions may apply.)


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 7:58 am
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I've liked this because I just want to see what happens. Sit back, pour a beer and watch the world burn....


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:00 am
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This is just a grubby and attention-seeking post for self validation isn’t it.

Wish I’d thought of that!

It is! I need a vote now though or we aren't friends. Even after that day in Clacton.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:01 am
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Exactly why I'm standing against it and refusing to like it. It's important to stand up for ones beliefs.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:01 am
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Oh no, I liked it.

I note however that @Poopscoop has not liked my post so he's got 5 minutes before I withdraw my like and flounce.


 
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I’ve liked this because I just want to see what happens. Sit back, pour a beer and watch the world burn….

Your vote is important to me. Poopscoop offers you his protection.

I'm not sure why, just in case really.


 
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Oh no, I liked it.

I note however that @Poopscoop has not liked my post so he’s got 5 minutes before I withdraw my like and flounce.

It's done. In under 1 minute. I just can't stop delivering.

It's my thing.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:05 am
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Got to go afk for a little bit I have to pump up my johnson* for half an hour, twice a day. Doctors orders.

(For another 5 votes, I'll never mention that fact again!)

*No, "it", not "him".


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:11 am
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Do people realise they can withdraw as well as give their 'likes'? I'm not suggesting we mess with the OPs head in such a childish way. But, makes you think...? 😁


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:21 am
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How many of the likes are hate likes?


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:24 am
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I'm still pumped.

Literally, but I digress.

We've covered this, removing a like from Marks post is morally right and makes you a better lover.

To remove a like from this thread? Well, it kills an angel, which lands on a baby robin.

Nobody wins. Just the devil. And Putin.


 
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Got to go afk for a little bit I have to pump up my johnson* for half an hour, twice a day. Doctors orders.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:29 am
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congrats!


 
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How many of the likes are hate likes?

Haterz gonna hate, loverz gonna poop.

Vote poop I mean.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:32 am
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101 !


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:32 am
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This is a cautionary tale for our times.  A rapid rise to power on a surge of popularism.  How long til Poopscoop is shouting 'make STW great again' and building a wall to keep ebikers out or something? Think on.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:34 am
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hmm the lights still seem to be on, maybe it’s 200 when all hell breaks loose - let’s get to it people! got to have something productive to do on a friday


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:36 am
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hmm the lights still seem to be on

Exactly. We were promised a break in the space time continuum. Mass hamster extinctions etc. These promises could have been written on the side of a bus.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:40 am
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101!

I want to thank my supporters, the surgeon that ordered the custom sizes prosthetic, erm, the nurse that said, "oh, that doesn't look right, that colour particularly" at A and E and lastly my dear, dear OH, that in my hour of need said, "you had bloody better get that sorted sharpish."... With love I like to think.

But mostly you my gorgeous STW loons, the world would be a worse place without you all.

That last sentence is genuine by the way... Unlike my prosthetic, well, you know.

(I'm off to deflate the Kraken now. It's work is done.)


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 8:41 am
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😮  Congratulations Poopy and er, the Kraken.

Screenshot_20231124-085906


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 9:00 am
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107 likes according to my browser...

Smashing it.. Poopscoop for president!


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 9:01 am
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I like to think the devs at stw saw this thread last night, panicked and worked through the night to develop a fix before it hit 100 this morning 🤗


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 9:06 am
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But great power comes with great responsibilty.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 9:07 am
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The trip computer in my old T4 went up to 1999 then reset rather than squeezing the 2 in at the front.

Is STW like an old T4 or does it have the power of a 2015 T5?

Only one way to find out...


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 9:12 am
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I'm preparing my "If a post gets a 1000+ likes" post as we speak...


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 10:14 am
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Ive stayed up all night

Easy for you...


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 11:04 am
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Easy for you…

Well, partly...

Literally partly, "concord syndrome" you see. You can draw the picture in your own mind. 😁


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 11:22 am
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You can draw the picture in your own mind

I'd really rather not thanks.... no offence....

Aargh! Too late 😖


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 11:28 am
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Vote for the big cheese.
Find my house keys.
Lacking due reverence,(7) letters.
Thanks
Happy Friday
#60


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 11:55 am
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Clearly the magic number is 500 (plus VAT). My first intro to our new leader and one of my all time favourite threads.


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 4:03 pm
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I hadn't realised there was such thing as likes. I'd noticed the yellow logo blob, but had simply ignored it until now.


 
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I've added a like so I can sneakily withdraw it just as you reach target


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 4:19 pm
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What I think would be fun is if everyone now takes back their likes... unlike if you agree.


 
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What I think would be fun is if everyone now takes back their likes… unlike if you agree.

You damned deviant! I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Ive not even Liked my own thread. Now admittedly, it's not out of some moral superiority on my part. I'm just concerned that it will show up as green for me but every other forum member sees that I liked my own post as the forum is designed to flag up any sad bugger that does it?

@tjagain

You would know tj, does it?😉😁


 
Posted : 24/11/2023 6:34 pm

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