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Have we done George Osborne and the ‘wedding present’?

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Allegedly: All the guests at his wedding have been sent an email pointing out his ‘indiscretions’. Oh dear…

https://pastebin.com/3DRZpzDP


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:02 pm
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I read it earlier, Christ but Tories are a hateful and spiteful lot aren't they.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:07 pm
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What a trainwreck.....

Somewhere in their arsenal of lyrics The Wedding Present have something for every occasion.

In this case, let's go with

"If you're as sorry as you say, why didn't you just say no?"


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:14 pm
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Can we get an executive summary please,  I'm not reading all of that


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:18 pm
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Dont think thats going to win the best mans speech of the year.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:20 pm
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Can we get an executive summary please, I’m not reading all of that

He is a **** who cheats on his partner.
Which isnt overly surprising.
Well aside from him actually find more than one person who would shag him.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:21 pm
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Can we get an executive summary please, I’m not reading all of that

Osborne has shagged everything with a posh name that moves. Which should come as no surprise to his former mistress/soon-to-be-wife.

Just the normal Tory score-settling.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:22 pm
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the allegations in 'the email' include him shagging a 16yo, and someone who was too drunk to stand up


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:25 pm
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Can we get an executive summary please, I’m not reading all of that

blah blah Dail Mail link, blah blah
Daily Mail link
Daily Mail link
blah blah blah Dailymailblah.... etc

yep, that interesting


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:30 pm
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Well, he must have rubbed someone up the wrong way.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 2:37 pm
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Has all the hallmarks of a vengeful ex-squeeze.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 3:08 pm
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Saw some speculation that it was his kids, who are late teens/early 20s

Which would be quite funny


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 3:09 pm
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If the author is really concerned about the vulnerability of some if the people referred to, I'm not sure this email is the best way to take care of them.

And if the author is a political rival, they need an editor ffs. It's not exactly Jay-Z vs Nas.

This is the text equivalent of having a table of Gideons and Jemimahs next to you in a pub garden, braying their tedious gossip about their awful private school friends to the world because they're been drinking Aperol and G&Ts since 11am.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 3:14 pm
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a table of Gideons and Jemimahs next to you in a pub garden, braying their tedious gossip

Well since that's the exact demographic of the wedding guests, and even the groom is called Gideon, so perhaps the author has chosen their tone correctly!

You're right though, it's not exactly well written


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 4:03 pm
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He's a sociopath like all the others eh, we knew this from his time in politics and clearly mirrored in his personal life.

I'm more hacked off that Ed Balls has started a podcast with him (not a fan of EdBalls either btw) which is just labourwashing his horrific political record - remember how he was booed at the Olympics for the disgusting changes to the disability assessment scheme he was responsible for?


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 4:12 pm
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I wonder when the mainstream news will start to pick up on this? They are certainly taking there time


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 4:16 pm
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I wonder when the mainstream news will start to pick up on this?

The Daily Mirror has


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 4:23 pm
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Good to see! Imagine the furore if it was a Labour grandee


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 4:26 pm
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genuine question:

what is this?

is it an email pasted into pastebin?

how would i know if its genuine?

or is it a a post of some/all of his shaggings and not an email to guests at his wedding?


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 5:08 pm
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The Last Leg have got a quick reference in to the first couple of minutes.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 10:06 pm
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"Well aside from him actually find more than one person who would shag him."

In a far away galaxy a long time ago when he was CofE I was at a  Mansion House dinner where he was speaking. I was sat next to my horrible bosses horrible wife. Despite me never having met her before, she told me he was incredibly sexy and she would love to **** him, specifically because of his 'austerity' policy which was going to make her and her husband much richer and the poor poorer. That is the absolute truth.

This is what they are like - basically not human. I felt I was in a scene from They Live.

In a way, she did me a favour as that was the time I knew I'd chosen poorly and now work in a canoe shop.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 10:32 pm
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A little piece on it in last night's pop-bitch email newsletter last night. Obviously not much as the legal risk on a small organisation is out of proportion.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 10:35 pm
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3 mentions of something on Last Leg so far...all very good and the tweet is a belter!


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 10:46 pm
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I asked chatgpt to summarise….

Summary of the email:

The email appears to be a scandalous and accusatory message directed at George Osborne and Thea Rogers, possibly sent by an anonymous sender. The email contains various allegations and claims of infidelity, cheating, and inappropriate behavior involving George and several other individuals, including Thea, Emily, Kate, and others. It accuses George of cheating on Thea, breaking up engagements and marriages, and engaging in questionable activities. The email suggests that the recipients, who include wedding guests, friends, family, journalists, and others, should be aware of the alleged truth about George and Thea's relationship. It concludes with sarcastic congratulations to George and Thea, implying that their wedding is merely an attempt to save face despite the widespread knowledge of their alleged actions.


 
Posted : 07/07/2023 11:37 pm
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