[Closed] ZOMG! HEIR IT COMES! PUSH KATIE! PUSH!

Thanks Cougar! I'll borrow that if you don't mind. 8)

I was hoping for a massive rant 🙁

Maybe it was going to be a " Hewitt had nothing to do with this one, look to his uncle" type of rant?

Tsk. Get your facts right people.

Oh, sorry. it's STW. Forget your facts, as you were.

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That is genuine LOL yunki

Nice one Edric64!

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Jive bunny, never EVER be nasty to her royal Kateness.
I know she's with another bloke now but I reckon I'm still in with a chance.

I bet she did not defecate or swear once during the birth. Her servants did all that for her

slackalice - Member

Maybe it was going to be a " Hewitt had nothing to do with this one, look to his uncle" type of rant?

Spoiled for choice really.

How about, rodney delbert rich **** windsor?

What is his hefty little highness's title then?

Also - do they keep the eggshell?

Joffrey.

Also - do they keep the eggshell?

Huge Furry sh*ttystool has already baggsied the afterbirth as a tasty morsel; apparently it's very rich

What I think is totally amazing is that this tiny little baby will one day become king, all he has do is stay alive - eat, shit, sleep, that sort of thing, he doesn't have to achieve anything or in any way prove himself - how fantastic is that ?!! 😀

If he turned out to be gay, would they still crown him?

That wouldn't be a problem, it would hushed up and they'd find him a decent bit of crumpet to marry.

Been out all day setting up our festival (pic below - wickerman festival) and just in so oblivious to all the hoo-ha so i switch on the radio and what do i hear?, "it's a boy - hail mary mother of god we have a new king!", personally i couldn't give a flying **** if she gave birth to the three headed beast of cerberus but i guess our news stations have been prompted to push this story and i imagine it will be a good few days to bury the sort of news we should really be hearing about, not that i'm cynical or distrusting or nuffink but they're all lying bastards of one sort or another.

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Seems a shame to burn him on sat night but burn him we will as it's a pagan festival

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Our dance tent, soon to be filled with Dave Clarke, Elite Force, Meat Katie, Justin Robertson, Rebecca Vasmant amongst others, perhaps we will raise a glass of champagne to our new king?...........yeah that'll be ****in right.

tyson. or fenton. or junkyard, for services rendered to the edl thread.

Stinks of republicans in here...

Damm site better than a state sponsored/instructed media led love in wi the monarchy and the class rule system that pervades our hierarchal society these days.

All in my honest opinion of course and you're perfectly entitled to swing the union flag in honour of our "beloved monarchy" but i fail to see how another sprog purged from a womb deserves to be headline news.

It's just sad that some are so bitter, they cannot bathe in the joy of a new heir to the throne coming into this world.

Jealousy is a cruel mistress I guess. 🙁

Why do some resent keeping another royal when we,ll be keeping thousands more offspring of unwanted teenage pregnancies cos they can,t be arsed to find a job??????

Another hungry mouth for the taxpayers to feed; how many empty rooms in their council house?

Suck it up jamie - sad?...Ha-ha, that's a good'un - there's been approximately 2000 babies born t'day and how many of them are talked about in such a light as golden boy royal, why not? - they have every right to be offered the same chance in life?.

It's just sad that some are so bitter, they cannot bathe in the joy of a new heir to the throne coming into this world.

C'mon now...you lifted that sentence directly from the Daily Mail didn't you?, if you didn't then i find it hard to stifle a hearty laugh, but for the sake of decent stw forum propriety i salute you for your unwavering support of our parasitic monarchy and all that the class system entails.

Why do some resent keeping another royal when we,ll be keeping thousands more offspring of unwanted teenage pregnancies cos they can,t be arsed to find a job??????

And we have another Daily Mail reader in the house t'night, you and jamie should get a room together?..... figures, expenditures,actual birth rates please otherwise you are just repeating red top headlines which sadly does you no favours.

God bless er' majesty...and all who suckle from her tit.

A couple have had a baby and this new born will one day be king. Fair enough not my thing to get excited about but I understand why it is huge news around the world. This morning some oaf on the radio described it as the "peoples pregnancy" 😯 thats it shut the **** up. My mind has been boggled where do they find toffs like this?

i salute you for your unwavering support of our parasitic monarchy and all that the class system entails

🙂

Yup, that's the one...Jimmers, STW's staunchest royalist.

God bless er' majesty...and all who suckle from her tit.

There's always room for one more. Come on in, the milk is lovely.

Yup, that's the one...Jimmers, STW's staunchest royalist.

Someone has to defend their honour, Darcy. It's a tough job, when it's so fashionable to be a hater, but I will take my licks for a higher cause.

God bless er' majesty...and all who suckle from her tit.

Fnarrrr. tits.

Someone has to defend their honour, Darcy. It's a tough job, when it's so fashionable to be a hater, but I will take my licks for a higher cause.

So what's going on here. Are you licking or being licked.

Both sound wrong.

Both sound wrong.

But in a way...so right!

Both sound wrong.

But in a way...so right!

*salutes*

*also salutes*

I hope everyone gets their souvenir editions today....

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It's a funny old business this adoration of the Royals business.

Why would anyone give a rats poo hole. I just don't get it.

I don't particularly begrudge it, enough people seem to want to keep them after all. Just seems odd.

God bless er' majesty...and all who suckle from her tit.

I've properly got the horn now

It's a funny old business this adoration of the Royals business.

And we have another Daily Mail reader in the house t'night, you and jamie should get a room together?..... figures, expenditures,actual birth rates please otherwise you are just repeating red top headlines which sadly does you no favours.

That baby caused a spike on t'interweb use and overloaded iplayer which borked Edition 4 of Top Gear...

Not happy...

It's a funny old business this adoration of the Royals business.

Why would anyone give a rats poo hole. I just don't get it.

I don't particularly begrudge it, enough people seem to want to keep them after all. Just seems odd.

This

Because the Monarchy represents the foundation and history of our country. That's why they are so important and popular

Really? What's the House Of Windsor got to do with the foundation of any of the home nations?

I shall say this one more time.
President ****ing **** Blair.

Anyway, like I said. I don't begrudge it.

I've just never had it explained in a way that to me. Warrants any adoration.

I think I may just stretch to "well that's nice for you" but nothing more than that.

And yes, I get the problems with the alternatives thing. Again, it's useful that Blair wasn't President. But still, doesn't warrant any flag waving.

Just from me you understand. It's just a personal opinion.

I've only caught a glimpse of the queen once. Don't know why but I was as excited as anything.
If I saw Bliar my instinct would be to kill.
Honestly,put me anywhere near that man and im off to prison. ****.
Slighty off topic but I'm all grrrr now.

Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

So Henry Edward Spencer *....

Or George Spencer * James....?

* the family line not after Made in Chelsea!!!

Hmm, thinking about this.

I take the value I hold in someone based almost entirely on who they are as an individual. The actions of their ancestors are interesting, but irrelevant as regards to how I view the individual in the present.

This may go some way as to explaining my stance on the Monarchy. I'm not anti monarchist in any relevant way. Just indifferent.

Meh.

Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

So Henry Edward Spencer *....

Or George Spencer * James....?

* the family line not after Made in Chelsea!!!

Frank Spencer?

Anyway, I'll get my coat. Should be working anyway.

Because the Monarchy represents the foundation and history of our country. That's why they are so important and popular

we were doing ok up until 1066, when this lot turned up and started building their oppression castles.

I'm glad Jamie has returned from wherever he's been, good to see there's some people on here that have the proper respect for Kate'n'Wills and their achievement, unlike those communist pagan haters like somafunk.

I'm wearing a Union Jack t-shirt and shorts with a smile today. Proud to be a servant of Her Maj and the Royals!

I've not watched any news, but do we have the post-birth stats yet? What pain-relief strategy? Epidural? Gas & Air? Diamorphine? Episiotomy performed? How many stitches?

I'm glad Jamie has returned from wherever he's been, good to see there's some people on here that have the proper respect for Kate'n'Wills and their achievement, unlike those communist pagan haters like somafunk.

Achievement? Could you elaborate? Isn't it a case of "insert tab A into slot B"? Are they the only ones who are able to do this? How will the human race survive without them without their superhuman abilities?

Did they have a birth plan?

Any chance one of the midwives smuggled a cameraphone in there?

Can we get down to the really important issue here. Will there be more pictures of Pippa's bottom? If they aren't all over the papers already then I really don't see the point of the tabloid press any more

the birth poo has quite a following.

Jeez, imagine growing up with an aunt like La Pipster? 😳

How will the human race survive without them without their superhuman abilities?

Exactly. They've done something that no-one else has done, ever. That's why it MUST BE ON THE NEWS CONSTANTLY and we should all be celebrating!

It's a funny old business this adoration of the Royals business.

It gives the terminally bewildered, and mentally ill, something to think about, and briefly stop Daily Mail readers ranting about black, lesbian, immigrant single mothers.

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Which one is Jamie?

Is there a name sweepstake on STW yet?

I'll go for:

Chuck (45/1)
Bobby (150/1)
Bindsor Windsor (300/1)

if he,s a Cambridge he could be named Austin 😀

*wipes a tear*

Jamie - Member
*wipes a tear*

I'm sure they'd have stitched that up and there's nurses for that sort of thing.

Just to stir up a bit of interest they should call it

Prince Wayne Adolf les Malvinas Hewitt BinLaden Winsor

What do you think?

C

I'm sure they'd have stitched that up and there's nurses for that sort of thing.

It was the peoples' placenta...

Looks like it hasn't latched on yet.

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In that case...Damien

I'm sure they'd have stitched that up and there's nurses for that sort of thing.

I'll tell my wife she's wasted all those years of midwifery training then. 🙄

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He should be named Sue.