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Blind welder's bench.
Robber's dog.
Half a pound of badly wrapped mince.
Hatful of monkey's bums.
Bent Crisp?
Melted kettle
Doesn't quite follow on from your thread title, but the same principal, I always liked...
You're so ugly it looks like your face was on fire and they put it out with a spade
Dropped pie.
Ghandi's Sandal.
...bulldog chewing a wasp.
bag of mashed up a*seholes
(Thanks to Mr. Warner for that)
Crushed bucket.
Stuntman's knee.
Sack of spanners.
Melted welly.
Greiving pug.
...like you've been bobbing for chips.
There's a thread close to this one which has the title "Slapped Arse"...
That needs to be below this one in the list of threads and someone needs to take a screenshot of it.
achoo.
hilariously when I first saw this thread, it was sitting directly above the one called 'slapped arse' on the other forum 🙂
Great minds think alike...
...bulldog licking pish off a nettle
It's skelped arse - and is this not a bit confrontational for the man who only yesterday was wondering why humans needed to wage war?
Failed moon landing
Fatal Bellyflop
Leaking wastepipe
I was just about to take a screenshot and post the same thing 😀
Bag of smashed crabs...
Burst pasty
haunted cave
Slapped arse
Bulldog eating a wasp
my mum?
bump
[s]a[/s] hora
...it's been hit with a burning shovel.
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Iphone5 case?
Well skelped arse
And it is so...
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Cheers,
Jamie
Excellent work. 😀
Just worked for me too 🙂
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Plasterers radio.
Collapsed Lung?
face like a melted welly
... Lizards (rhymes with stunt)
Sorry
Hora?
An Indian fuse box.
If I had a dog that looked you I'd shave it's arse & make it walk backwards.
badly packed kebab
I'm not the first but it made me smile:
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it's trying to line the 'your mother says' one up with it that's tricky.
....Badger's arse!
Crumpled bus ticket
Germans wallet
Stuntmans knee
Nail catchers mitt
Blind cobblers thumb
Inquisitive Bizzie.
Accident in a sausage factory
inquisitive bizzie
a joke's a joke and all that but that crosses the boundaries of decency
You've got a face like
an ATBer trying to draft a roadie
😉
...a poundland bag full of fire-damaged Lego.
Bulldog licking piss off a thistle
A dog's bum with a hat on
27.5 owner.
An On-One
Bucket of ears
The persistent mitherings of a destitute vulva
findo_gask - Member
...a poundland bag full of fire-damaged Lego.
wins 🙂
Plasterers radio.
Not sure I've ever really felt the need for that one. Unfortunately.
..a bad curry on it's way out
Face like you have seen your own arse .
Frankie Boyle on Andrew Lloyd Webber.
glupton's
a reflection in a spoon.
You have a face that only a mother could love.
glupton's
you should be so lucky.
...like the trail has come alive 👿
A trodden in dog poo
Beekeeper's apprentice
The bottom of a ratcatcher's mallet
A Chewed toffee
A bag of hammers
A kicked in packed lunch box