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RainbowsBridge.com

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

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Come on, really?


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:36 pm
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Jez that is creepy.

When Monty's time comes it will be a bit of a grim one (to say the least) but Rainbow Bridge ! give me a break


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:38 pm
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I miss my stick insects. I hope they're waiting for me on Rainbow Bridge.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:39 pm
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I miss my stick insects. I hope they're waiting for me on Rainbow Bridge.

If you can find them, they are a master of disguise.

I have a chameleon so I am f*cked.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:41 pm
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Lonely pet owners in weirdo shock


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:41 pm
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isn't rainbow bridge a club in brighton?


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:44 pm
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Whatever helps you get through the day. As long as they don't come knocking on my door telling me I should believe their nonsense too.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:46 pm
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where they fly the rainbow flags...


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:47 pm
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Incidentally, I realise this is probably an sfb-inspired offshoot of the thread that got him killed just now. Back away...


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:48 pm
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If rainbow bridge has a river running under it then those stick insects will come in handy for a game of pooh-sticks.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:49 pm
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i'v got 4 dogs and 3 cats and had dogs most of my life
im gonna cause a stampeed, 😯


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:52 pm
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do you have to wait around if you have a tortoise or an animal that outlasts you?

imagine all the dog sh!t on that bridge - it'd be waist deep.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:52 pm
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Is it any more silly than Christianity?


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:53 pm
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Grief and loss are so teh funneh. I maded teh LOL.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:54 pm
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You can't really compare Christianity with the rainbow bridge, thats just rediculous.

Everyone knows Christianity is made-up fiction.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:54 pm
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Stupid human beings.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 2:55 pm
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Whatever helps you get through the day

Within reason, oh aye. But this, this is beyond reason, shirley?


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 3:07 pm
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Quite a lot of things are beyond reason. Like Glee, or Lionel Richie.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 3:11 pm
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Of course, but it ever figured in my world until a STWer mentioned it.


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 3:11 pm
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Will all the goldfish flushed down the lav be swimming underneath it?


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 3:12 pm
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If you've been cruel to them, do they wait at rainbow bridge to ambush you and get their revenge?

Especially given the comment that [i]"those who are hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again"[/i]

I really could be in quite a bit of trouble 😯


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 3:12 pm
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Is that an angry pack of woodbine smoking beagles asthmatically racing towards you I can see?


 
Posted : 18/05/2010 3:29 pm

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