[Closed] Your most hated pudding - Pudding bandwagon content

Not a fan of cooked or dried fruit in puddings.

Tapioca (aka frogspawn)

black pudding

black pudding

Wooooow, hold on now, some thing you can't take back. For shizzle?

Wooooow, hold on now, some thing you can't take back. For shizzle?

Nah only joking

Bread pudding. FFS no. Or bread and butter pudding.

Rubber_Buccaneer - Member

Tapioca (aka frogspawn)

For this you get no pudding - food of the gods.

Trifle, bluruuk!

You clearly never had my gran's sherry triffle; it was amazing.
Half a bottle of sherry in the triffle (and the other half in my gran while she made it)

Anything on the dessert menu at a Curry House.

Bread pudding. FFS no. Or bread and butter pudding.

Rubber_Buccaneer - Member
Tapioca (aka frogspawn).

For this you get no pudding - food of the gods.

Anything on the dessert menu at a Curry House.

spotted dick

spotted dick

S****

Semi-lino

jimmy - Member

Bread pudding. FFS no. Or bread and butter pudding.

See though I loved my mum cooking I alway hated her bread & butter pudding and so 'just' hated it & would never try it again. A very good friend & cook served up one, with white chocolate and panettone instead of bread and by god it's the food of the gods.

Never say never in my book, well except for Tapioca... it's just grim!

Anything with desiccated coconut flakes. ack.

Anything with cold custard in. 🙁

Pease.

Them what's too sweet. 1. Have I missed the 'what's the best pudding' thread? 2. If so is it serialised?

A withheld pudding is a hated one, that's why I always help to tidy up.

the thread closed at tapioca - deegusting

Now I'm a bit confused. If pudding is withheld due to non participation in clearing up, that implies clearing up before pudding. What happens to the pudding dishes? Or will it be withheld on a future occasion?

Mine is rather specific... Bread and Butter Pudding cooked by my mother. It's vile stuff because she can't cook it at all.

Any other person makes it, it's nice. My mum's? Horrid.

I like most puddings - inc all those mentioned here - but anything with gooseberries is likely to get a raised eyebrow from me.

Semolina, makes tapioca look positively delicious.
Was a school meal staple, semolina slurry with a squirt of rosehip syrup - looked like blood streaked ectoplasm 😕

Hate Pudding? jeez what's wrong with you?

Christmas - there's a reason that people only want to eat it the one day of the years it's acceptable to start drinking with breakfast.

edit: Actually Sago is worse. Tapioca > Sago.

As long it has milk, fruit, nuts, chocolate, cake, cream or any combination of the above, I'm in.

but anything with gooseberries is likely to get a raised eyebrow from me.

Ah now I struggled with gozzgogs as a child - which was a problem as we had a bushfull in the garden. But now they seem OK.

Anything with cinnamon in.

Apart from that, I'm in.

When cash was a bit short, my mother used to make 'hard-up tart'. Neither prospect was very appealing.

Black Pudding is definitely revolting foulness.
Most others as well, to be honest. Bread and butter pudding makes me want to vom. Trifle is several layers of right all combined to make a whole lot of wrong. Tapioca is just wrong too.

Creme caramel. I'm normally a fan of all thing custard related but these are rank.[img] [/img]

The posh nosh sketches could have been written for STW!

That's just a pot of stuff.

Real homemade creme caramel is fine - though I prefer a plain baked egg custard.

Bread and Butter and Summer Fruits cause my taste buds no end of problems.

Prunes and custard. Vile.

Semolina, tapioca etc are yummy, and bread and butter pudding more so (especially made with panettone or brioche). Jam roly poly is better than sex (as far as I can remember).

Off for a lie down now.

A yoghurt. I've got nothing against yoghurt really, but as a pudding it's a bit

"is that it?" and the bits of "fruit" that they put in them....hmmmm

Went off bananas for life after being force fed industrial amounts of banana custard as a kid

How could anyone hate a pudding? There's some I would perhaps not choose, but given no choice, pudding is pudding and needs to be eaten 😀

A yoghurt. I've got nothing against yoghurt really, but as a pudding it's a bit

"is that it?" and the bits of "fruit" that they put in them....hmmmm

On that note - Fromage Blanc. For a country that's invented so many enviable dessert, this is unforgivable.

How could anyone hate a pudding?

After years of being force to eat a particular type

black pudding

racist

+1 for Xmas pudding.

Also wary of Mille feuille....

You lot must be very tidy.

Not necessarily, but you haven't seen me have a tantrum...

black pudding
racist

Only if you prefer white pudding.

Jam roly poly is better than sex... Off for a lie down now.

A yoghurt. I've got nothing against yoghurt really, but as a pudding it's a bit

"is that it?" and the bits of "fruit" that they put in them....hmmmm

If you ever go to Iceland try some Icelandic yogurt called Skyr, lovely stuff - more like a cheese than yogurt sadly it's very difficult to get it in the UK.

[i]Jam roly poly is better than sex (as far as I can remember).[/i]

Now, if you'd have said crema catalana (or something like that, can't remember exact spelling, but it's a spanish creme brulee) I'd agree with you.

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Jam roly poly is better than sex... Off for a lie down now.

Hmm is that with Roly Poly or not??

Careful! Hot roly poly is hotter than the surface of the sun. You could burn something off.

(Why does the spelling of 'roly poly' look wrong every way I type it?)

If you ever go to Iceland try some Icelandic yogurt called Skyr, lovely stuff - more like a cheese than yogurt sadly it's very difficult to get it in the UK.

Bloody hell even we have an Iceland in town it can't be that hard.

isn't that Maccy D apple pie? the hottest thing known to mankind?

isn't that Maccy D apple pie? the hottest thing known to mankind?

When I worked in macdonalds (for shame) the kitchen guys played pie roulette - four pies, one fresh and three from the warmer. You had to pick one up with tongs and take a massive bite without knowing which it was. It stopped when one chap ended up in A&E because of the scalds on his face.

slowoldman - Member
Now I'm a bit confused. If pudding is withheld due to non participation in clearing up, that implies clearing up before pudding. What happens to the pudding dishes? Or will it be withheld on a future occasion?

You've stumbled upon the Pudding Paradox. I believe Hawking is even stumped by this, hence why he's never mentioned it.

Egg Custard

any cake that comes out of a factory.

I like most puddings - inc all those mentioned here - but anything with gooseberries is likely to get a raised eyebrow from me.

Fool.

Bakewell pudding. After a bad childhood experience it makes me vomit.

Bread and butter bastard pudding.

oh,

and ****ing trifle. Yuk.

Bread and Butter pudding is magical.
Tapioca is disgusting.
Semolina on the other hand...

Bread and butter, known as favorite pudding in our house.

Tapioca, can't remember my mum ever cooking it[guess she didn't like it].
My nan used to make it, we called it frogspawn and she called it wall paper paste. We would all say "ych y fi" and next time we went there
she would cook the foul stuff again!

Suet pudding, mmmmmmmm.
Apple pie, lovely stuff.
Blackberry pie, ditto.
Dutch Apple cake, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Buterscotch trifle, my mum used to make buterscotch trifle, not had it since the mid 60's, I always ate it until I felt like puking.

I am going to have to go and see what's in the fridge..

Dutch Apple cake. I.e. Apple cake sold at cafes in Holland. Looks so good. Tastes so bad. Half-cooked apples in a pastry denser than depleted uranium. Not for nothing that Holland is known as the home of Europe's worst cuisine (tied with Norway, in fact. Once was given some pudding in Norway that looked, smelled and tasted like sick).

Anything on the dessert menu at a Curry House.

Oh go on...Even the one called "S****y" that comes in a plastic penguin? 😀

I struggle with cheesecake, generally.

Beetroot, and fried egg sandwiches

howsyourdad1 - Member
Beetroot, and fried egg sandwiches

That's a weird pudding.

I haven't had semolina or tapioca for years, the former was OK but tapioca - yuk! Butterscotch Angel Delight is another foul pudding from my childhood if 80s food counts.

Edit: didn't realise they still sold Angel Delight.

I think they only sell Angel Delight in sex shops these days - fair enough, that's the only legitimate use for it

I always thought semolina & tapioca were the same thing .....frogspawn .Obviously not though ( might need to google them ) .
I did like rice pudding with a blob of jam in the middle ,which i could whisk about to turn it pink though - at least this was a step back to normal stuff .
Gimme some kind of sponge anyday .

Google'd it - i remember it now ...tapioca was frogspawn & semolina was like walpaper paste ( at our school anyway ) - bleugh !!

Trifle, with its cold custard and soggy sponge. Grim.

Rice pudding.

Anything with banana or desiccated coconut.

I can't believe no one has mentioned the Devils own food.
Rhubarb!!
Friggin awful.

Never tried it and not sure I want to... Ambrosia rice pudding mixed with strawberry jelly and left to set. Either on its own is fine (though I prefer home made rice pud) but together?

Gypsy Tart. Kentish Vom.

They're all nasty. Unless the chocolate concentration is so high it'll kill dogs who just look at it.

The pudding industry is almost as corrupt as the fish industry.

Blancmange..... still gives me nightmares from school *shudders* and jelly always brought on the gag reaction when I tried to eat it.

English black pudding. The bin is all it's fit for...