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turns out I've got a few stag doos coming up. ones so far have been rather tame involving sport, some drinking and some gun shooting.
I'm hoping I'll have some better stories to tell soon.
Tell me your best Stag do stories. It won't go any further 😉
I went on one once and had to drink a whole pint of lager
crazy times
Bagdhad Club Barcelona, front row seat, beer + squirty cream.
😯
Ended up at a strip joint in West London for one. I hadn't realised complete nakedness and touching (naked bap on face) was allowed.
I left a changed man. They were fit too.
Organised one (was best man) in West Wales - that was great fun. Coasteering, surfing then gettin utterly battered at a tiny local pub.
Can't really remember my own...
Ended up at a strip joint in West London for one. I hadn't realised complete nakedness and touching (naked bap on face) was allowed.
Seriously that is NOTHING compared to ^^^^^
We were happily watching one girl use a dildo up the wrong 'un as the track 'Barbie Girl' played. Then she turned round for the full frontal finale and her meat 'n' two veg were dangling merrily.
Seriously full on, no holds barred including giving members ( 😉 ) of the audience BJs.
prague for mine a few year ago. Interesting erm rules in the clubs (you can touch me here, here and here but not here 😯 ) strangely enough we ended up back in those clubs the second night, we werent upset by this.
sorted out the first hangover by riding the bobseligh run with a few brave men managing some daytime sight seeing although tbh as i had been previously i preferred the comfort of my bed.
classic phrases over the weekend = "do you want to see a midget f&*k a monkey" and "we have the tallest midget in the world" = decided against either "show"
Also one of the guys in our group got 'friendly' with one of the girls and after revisiting her several times over the course of the night (snorting coke off her belly each time) she gave him free lines and a BJ. I guess it was some kind of multi-buy offer.
mf - where the **** was that?!
mf - where the **** was that?!
The Bagdhad Club in Barcelona. It had a revolving stage and there was F; FF; FFM; FFMM; TS and all full on action. One guy was black and in a full length leather trench coat and shades (looking like the guy in the Matrix). I must say I was surprised at the speed of his condom fitting - one swift movement and it was on. 😯
Best stag do I was at was 'The Stack Do", where we all climbed the Old Man of Stoer. There's photo's somewhere with about 25 people standing on top. Thank god no one else turned up to climb it that day, wouldn't have been much of an experience for them.
And then there was the car journey back from the pub to Achnahaird camp site - didn't know you could get that many pished people in a mondeo estate........
Can't say I'd find any of the above stag do's particularly appealing, sorry guys.
barcelona last weekend
first night:
stag gets mugged....wallet, passport and phone
my brother gets mugged...phone
my brother jumps me from behing and i crumple to the ground hitting my face on a kerb stone, bleeding eye broken glasses and big cut on jaw
stag gets lost in gothic quarter and it takes us till 7am to find him
second night
stag breaks two toes by trying to boot a concrete ball in plaza real
the rest of us get chucked out of club for being too drunk
third night
stag goes missing again this time untill 8am
turns out he slept rough in street and got moved on by the police
he has been mugged again this time for his watch and any cash he had on him.
DAY 4
find out return flight is cancelled due to ash cloud
Day 5
Stag while waiting in police line to report stolen passport at 11am gets told that the embassy shuts at 12 and he needs 90mins to get me travel docs........he just makes it as they very kindly stay open for him
we leave the country
All that and we still went to the grand prix!!
enduro-aid - keeping the tradition alive..maybe it sounds like a killjoy but what a tit.
Can't say I'd find any of the above stag do's particularly appealing, sorry guys.
Maybe not, but they are better stories than walking up a mountain and sitting in a car 😉
scotia your right the stag was a total **** but we all had to stick by him, its what mates do haha
mastiles_fanylion - Member
Can't say I'd find any of the above stag do's particularly appealing, sorry guys.Maybe not, but they are better stories than walking up a mountain and sitting in a car
As the song goes...
"I'm definately going to hell, but I'll have all the best stories to tell"
good on you boys!
8)
enduro-aid - Memberscotia your right the stag was a total **** but we all had to stick by him, its what mates do haha
i dont see the point of that type of stag do, but obviously am in a minority..
i dont see the point of that type of stag do, but obviously am in a minority..
On my stag do, I was walking the streets of Newcastle naked having had my 'I'm a ladee' fancy dress ripped from me in its entirety. Eventually I found a polystyrene chip box to cover my tackle and proceeded to attempt to gain entry to the Travelodge I was staying in. Fortunately for me, one of my best mates is a director of said chain and it was him that had booked the rooms so I gave the doorman and manager his name and pointed out he would be very annoyed if they wouldn't allow me in. I subsequently sponged drinks off every stranger I could find in the hotel bar as I had no money and all my mates had disappeared. 🙂
I think it depends what you are in to
My stag do was a week cycling at freeride spain. My worst nightmare would have been a night in a dress being dragged round a UK town. Admittedly we did end up the local 'discotheque' (which was it's actual name) which was an experience.
I've just done the crumball rally for a stag do and that was ace. Buying an old banger, re-spraying it then driving across europe and finishing at the monaco classic grand prix.
Been to newquay which was a good laugh, stripclubs, surfing lesson etc etc. Pretty much the same deal to one I went to in Sheffield as well.
I can recommend a banger rally if you want to do something completely different.
Never been on one.
I [i]think[/i] mine was quite tame. I do remember 4x4ing and lunch in a country pub in Yorkshire, then a brewery tour in York, where the guide was considerably more kaylied than I was by the end of the night. It went a bit hazy from there, but we were thankful that we stayed away from the fancy dress route, as the first two pubs we got to wouldn't let us in simply because we were a group of blokes!
I remember at one point agreeing to a couple of drinks challenges, foolishly stating that I was less drunk than the rest of them. As the best man pointed out: whilst I may have won [i]that[/i] drinking competition, everyone would be a winner if I carried on. Sadly, I took him up on his offer, and don't remember a great deal else...
I really liked the idea of a completely outdoorsy stag do, and considered walking in the lakes, or booking Cwm Down for a day. Unfortunately, I simply had too great a spread of friends, and hiring DH bikes and armour for most of them would have been prohibitive I think. In the end I think we struck the right balance, and had a great day, drank lots of different ales, and generally had a good time!
Managed to end up in a rather classy brothel in Sao Paulo Brazil
after the only guy that spoke any of lingo, pissed, got the translation with the taxi drivers a bit wrong
we were aiming for a strip club 😯
Cost us a few rather pricey beers to get out past the doormen
an experience for sure
did some of the usual drinking, bars, karting etc
5 days I'll never forget 8)
The worst one had to be waking up face down in a stinking boat, naked with nothing but a pair of clogs on and my credit card taped to my ass.
Jolly decent of them to give me my credit card though.
I really liked the idea of a completely outdoorsy stag do, and considered walking in the lakes, or booking Cwm Down for a day. Unfortunately, I simply had too great a spread of friends, and hiring DH bikes and armour for most of them would have been prohibitive I think. In the end I think we struck the right balance, and had a great day, drank lots of different ales, and generally had a good time!
Yeah I had wanted to stay at an outdoor centre at Kilnsey Crag (base of Mastiles Lane, place of my first mountain bike ride) and just do the local pub for two nights with lots of riding during the day but I had the same problem so we ended up in Neecassel.
Also a past stag do visitor of "mastiles_fanylion" Hotel Baghdad in Barca. Still remember us all being on stage at one point completely unaware of what was about to happen by some stunning women in front of us 😳 The tune "Macho man" was playing at the time... Also liked the choreography of the dancing / insertion during Kylie's "Can't get you out of my head" 😯
when most holidays or lads weekends have involved drink, drugs, hookers, violence, arrest, what makes doing that for a stag do, special?
when most holidays or lads weekends have involved drink, drugs, hookers, violence, arrest, what makes doing that for a stag do, special?
The fact that they can have a good weekend and not care about sanctimonious morons being so judgemental? Just a thought like...
The fact that they can have a good weekend and not care about sanctimonious morons being so judgemental? Just a thought like...
😆
cant say that judgemental tw4ts have ever really concerned me or my friends, but i guess that it works for some.
and if a stag do is supposed to offer an alternative that is usually unachieveable - do i have to stay sober, leave the underage girls alone and generally act like a sanctimonious moron?
Some people ehh?
Cafe Baghdad ? tick. Best stag do I've ever been on was my Bro-in-laws in Barca. Did you see the dwarf bouncers ?
On mine I ended up lying on the floor on my back on a stage holding a big dildo in my gob, while a cute cockney girl bounced up and down on it. That was in amsterdam.
I didn't see any dwarfs, just transexuals, squirty cream and a gynaecological-level experience with a performer :-O
The only time I've ever heard an echo out of a beaver was in cafe Baghdad.
Am I the only person who's never been on a stag do? Not even my own, as I didn't have one
Not even my own, as I didn't have one
Epic FAIL!
Just got back yesterday from my bro in laws do in Barcelona. 3 days of drinking and hilarity. Fantastic time. Great company and great weather. Think its gonna take me a long time to feel normal.
The ice bar on the beach is great
and they sell beer in burger king!!
So did you visit bagdhad then marco???
why is it an epic fail zokes?
I'm not into, never have been, getting pissed & being made a fool of, I can do that quite well without any assistance 😉