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[Closed] ''You'll have someones eye out with that stick''

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passing the time at a kids party today someone uttered just these immortal words..

as i was passing time in conversation with a yummy mummy who was also a GP I felt i had to ask.. have you ever heard of/or seen someones eye on the end of a bit of stick..

the answer was a solid ..no. she believed in fact it'd be quite difficult to achieve.. opinioned that gouging would be required to remove eye and that merely poking it with a stick would probably not surfice..

any other urban myths been debunked..


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:00 pm
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Seen 3 and know 2 people who have lost one from a stick.


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:03 pm
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any other urban myths been debunked..

I dont think ''You'll have someones eye out with that stick'' is an urban myth.


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:04 pm
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whats on the end of your stick Vic?


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:06 pm
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There's a former English king would beg to differ... 😀


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:06 pm
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Has anyone ever had their arm broken by a swan ?


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:13 pm
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my face has never stuck in a scowl when the wind changed either 🙁


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:18 pm
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I very, very nearly had someone's eye out with a sword last week.

(Martial arts practice, wooden swords, he blocked and scooped the sword up into his eye)

Never caught my death of cold, though.


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:27 pm
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When I was a lad at scouts, we were taught to make those throwing sticks, piece of string, spear attached. One of the lads chucked one and took someone's eye out. They stopped teaching that skill.


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:34 pm
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as i was passing time in conversation with a yummy mummy who was also a GP I felt i had to ask.. have you ever heard of/or seen someones eye on the end of a bit of stick.

in the circumstances the first port of call probably isn't a GP.


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:42 pm
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Has anyone ever had their arm broken by a swan?

No but had a moody one have me off my bike!


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:42 pm
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We had a wooden-sword-into-brothers-eye incident today, and that's pretty much a stick. Happens.


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:46 pm
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in the circumstances the first port of call probably isn't a GP.

might notice when they next see them though and get some notes


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:49 pm
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I went to school with a guy that got a thorn in his eye when a branch sprang back on him. (he had an enlarged/ misshaped pupil)


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:52 pm
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I went to school with a guy that had a cake in his hand every time you saw him . (he was an enlarged/ misshaped pupil)


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 10:59 pm
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might notice when they next see them though and get some notes

but their parish is a little bit smaller than the emergency services


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 11:03 pm
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I think the saying means that you could cause someone to lose the sight in an eye, rather than actually removing it from its socket. Which seems entirely plausible.

An ex-gf managed to puncture her eye with a safety pin, she told me. I would have expected it to burst and deflate, but she suffered no ill effects.


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 11:04 pm
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any other urban myths been debunked..

Well i'm 32 and i've not gone blind yet ....


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 11:11 pm
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but their parish is a little bit smaller than the emergency services

Fair point


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 11:26 pm
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Fair point

Ahhhhh!


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 11:27 pm
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know a guy who 'injured hiself ' with a stanley knife when he was 7, in the eye, his mam told him to man up-- got infected, and has a glass one ever since--


 
Posted : 16/12/2012 11:31 pm
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"Masturbation causes blindness". I had double cataracts by my mid 20s.
You may draw your own conclusions....


 
Posted : 17/12/2012 12:00 am
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There was a lad I knew who was horsing about with his mate on way back from the pub pushing each other into hedges in peoples front gardens. A thorn or a spikey bit went into his eye and he ended up dead! Always felt sorry for his mate that pushed him, he'll have to live with that for the rest of his life.


 
Posted : 17/12/2012 5:27 am
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Its running with scissors that's the real problem! :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 17/12/2012 5:39 am
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Its running with scissors that's the real problem!

no longer an olympic event either. Health and safety gone mad


 
Posted : 17/12/2012 7:56 am

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