[Closed] You mucky Northeners

You mucky [s]Northeners[/s] Yorkshiremen.

FTFY

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You mucky Northeners Yorkshiremen. FTFY

and a further four have been reported in Macclesfield, Oldham and S****horpe.

You mucky [s]Northeners Yorkshiremen[/s], Mancies, Lancies and Lincsers.

Sorted now.

Us true northeners (for English types) are all clean as the driven snow.

See?
Even our clap is tougher than yours.
Call that a disease, soft southern shandies etc etc.

Wire brush and one bottle of Dettol to be made available immediately.
Queue starts outside Butterfly's in Oldham, home to more than 37 varieties of raging knob rot.

They're not Mancies in Macclesfield, they're Maxonians!

That's a bit of a hairy nad image! Quite appropriate...

None of your softee softee sexual diseases up here. They get very aggressive, outside the kebab house, after a few WKD's

I knew what this thread was about just from the title 😆

Headline should be "Northerners have considerably more sex than Southerners" then, surely?

It's all a big misunderstanding anyway.

What happened was, a bloke in Leeds pulled a lady who "wasn't the best" and his mate nudged him in the ribs and said "yer a gonner 'ere..."

Headline should be "Northerners have considerably [i][u]unprotected[/u][/i] more sex than Southerners" then, surely?

FTFY.

mogrim - you want to fix that again?

It's all those mucky people before them, spreading diseases, swilling the antibiotics down, and creating resistant ones for the future.

mogrim - you want to fix that again?

Too late 😳 but never mind. It's still unprotected sex that's the root of the problem.

"what do you mean unprotected, we were under the bus shelter"

[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/even-northern-gonorrhoea-hard-20150918102067 ]Northern Gonorrhea Hard as Nails[/url]

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Don't you only get gonorrhea from bum sex?

THE North’s sexually transmitted diseases can beat any antibiotic without putting their pints down, doctors have confirmed.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/even-northern-gonorrhoea-hard-20150918102067

Our Gonorrhoea is hardest in t’world, boasts Yorkshire

http://newsthump.com/2015/09/18/our-gonorrhoea-is-hardest-in-tworld-boasts-yorkshire/

[s]Bzzt, repetition.[/s]

EDIT: boo, ninja edit there, Drac.

Aha! I always wondered who moderated the moderators. Now I know 😉

That's scary coz there will be infertility problem for women if contracted ... 😯

vickypea - Member

It's all those mucky people before them, spreading diseases, swilling the antibiotics down, and creating resistant ones for the future.

If that antibiotics become ineffective in the long term then we(almost everyone) are all going to be in trouble.

EDIT: boo, ninja edit there, Drac.

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Chewkw- absolutely. Even routine operations would be dangerous

vickypea - Member
They're not Mancies in Macclesfield, they're Maxonians!

That I've not heard, ever. Always called them Macc'ites

Up in Cumbria, it's got the locals worried. Could get interesting after kicking out time tonight.

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They're not Mancies in Macclesfield, they're Maxonians!
That I've not heard, ever. Always called them Macc'ites

Carlos- you need to read the Macclesfield Express! 😛