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[Closed] You can stop looking - I have found the perfect wife

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/portsmouth/article7015876.ece

He phoned me to warn me about the publication and my response was ‘Yes, and?’ ”

“He needs a massage not from one woman but two. Morning and night. He’s a great manager with amazing potential who is stuck in a s****y team.

and the clincher

“You men need it,”


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 12:32 pm
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As ever, the Dailymash sums it up better than most....

[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/avram-grant-congratulated-on-fantastic-wife-201002052444/ ]Linky[/url]


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 12:35 pm
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It's enough to make drink your own piss.


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 12:39 pm
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She's a cup-cake


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 12:40 pm
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in interesting criterion for perfection, though I note her sympathy for the women who have to render the services...


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 12:59 pm
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Probably wont be kissing her anytime soon though...


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 1:02 pm
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[img] http://images.humsurfer.com/files/226e6d2054eab32d51921c0330480293 [/img]


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 1:04 pm
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As befits a woman famous for drinking her urine and bathing in liquid chocolate and spaghetti live on television

eh..?
If that's your perfect wife, you must wake up to some interesting sights


 
Posted : 05/02/2010 1:13 pm

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