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DId You Know???? there's more verses. Random workaday thought meanders I happened to think of this old scottish verse and googled it. Very surprised to find it has more verses.....
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus,
O ye canna shove yer Granny
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny
'Cos she's yer Daddy's Mammy
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie affa bus.
Uncle Wullie's like yer Faither
A harum-scarum blether,
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Ye can shove Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Auntie Meg's yer Faither's sister,
She's naethin' but a twister,
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
But ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus
. O ye canna shove yer Granny,
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
Singing I will if you will so will I
Singing I will if you will so will I
Singing I will if you will I will if you will
Singing I will if you will so will I
Did you help your uncle jack off a horse?
LOL, can't say I have Capt.
What about when you were young, did you have sense? maybe you purchased a flute for fifty pence?