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WTF is this massive grub?

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About the size of a small sausage. It's winding the dog up no end.

edit. Never mind. That image work. Hawk moth apparently.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 6:33 pm
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Baby Graboid.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:09 pm
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About the size of a small sausage. It’s winding the dog up no end.

A sentence that always needs context


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:25 pm
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OK, I'll try again. This is a, (not my) picture of the dogs pal.

ow) ? oh : ow; var w = ffid === 1 ? ow : (oh > ow) ? ow : oh; var uh = window.innerHeight || document.documentElement.clientHeight || document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].clientHeight; var uw = window.innerWidth || document.documentElement.clientWidth || document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].clientWidth; setCookie('ezds', encodeURIComponent('ffid='+ffid+',w='+w+',h='+h), (31536e3*7)); setCookie('ezohw', encodeURIComponent('w='+uw+',h='+uh), (31536e3*7)); })();" alt="" />

Still nope. 🤷‍♂️


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:28 pm
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Try drawing it.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:30 pm
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can you describe it? (as you sure as hell can't embed it 😀 )


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:40 pm
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can you describe it?

he just did

ow) ? oh : ow; var w = ffid === 1 ? ow : (oh > ow) ? ow : oh; var uh = window.innerHeight || document.documentElement.clientHeight || document.getElementsByTagName(‘body’)[0].clientHeight; var uw = window.innerWidth || document.documentElement.clientWidth || document.getElementsByTagName(‘body’)[0].clientWidth; setCookie(‘ezds’, encodeURIComponent(‘ffid=’+ffid+’,w=’+w+’,h=’+h), (31536e3*7)); setCookie(‘ezohw’, encodeURIComponent(‘w=’+uw+’,h=’+uh), (31536e3*7)); })();” alt=””

a picture paints a thousand words. I think that’s how James Joyce would have described it

i think “w=’+uw+’,h=’+uh” is it’s mating call


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:45 pm
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Elephant hawk moth.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:46 pm
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OK. It's arse looks like a massive face and the body reminds me of a poo with dark spots along the sides. It's quite shiny, but that's most likely because the dog licked it.

Any good?

Edit Davos is correct.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:46 pm
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Elephant hawk moth

Similar rules to  Rock Paper Scissors?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:47 pm
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It’s arse looks like a massive face

Are you holding it the right way up?

What does it taste like?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:51 pm
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One summer my cat kept bringing them in from the garden but I've never seen any since. They are quite exotic looking.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 7:52 pm
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What does it taste like?

Hang on a moment.  I'll go and ask the dog.

Edit. He said ow) ? oh : ow; var w = ffid === 1 ? ow : (oh > ow) ? ow : oh; var uh = HTH.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:01 pm
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You sure it's not a sausage?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:34 pm
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Edit. He said ow) ? oh : ow; var w = ffid === 1 ? ow : (oh > ow) ? ow : oh; var uh = HTH.

Isnt that dog for "tastes like arse"?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:34 pm
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Isnt that dog for “tastes like arse”?

He definitely enjoyed it, so probably.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:44 pm
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I was wondering where Dominic Raab would resurface...


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 8:51 pm
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About the size of a small sausage. It’s winding the dog up no end.

Two questions, was it previously frozen and have you pissed anyone on here off?


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 9:05 pm
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It’s arse looks like a massive face.

It's got nowt to moan about. Other way round for me.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 9:28 pm
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About the size of a small sausage. It’s winding the dog up no end.

Frozen chipolata hammered into your lawn ....


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 9:31 pm
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If its an elephant hawks moth we fed the one dad brought home rosebay willowherb. It was pretty cool to see it go into a chrysalis and come out a moth.


 
Posted : 01/09/2023 10:37 pm
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Boris Johnson by my reckoning.


 
Posted : 02/09/2023 12:13 am
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