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Assuming it was allowed under English law of course, and you could promise to keep her in the same manner as the first wife....?
nothing wrong with a bit of healthy competition!
Are they twins?
Do they get on "really well" with each other?
Only if she was someone elses and I could give her back.
Can she tell the difference between England , Britain and the UK?
Keep her in the same manner as the first wife.
My wife earns more then me so if the second one is gonna bring more cash in I can have a new bike!!!
Oh and I have a brunette so can the other be blonde please.....
^ This
My particular catastrophe involved 1 wife, 4 daughters, 2 divorced sisters and a widowed mother, 8 wimmen all looking to me for one thing or another, 1 more and I could have gotten them to change a light bulb.
Take another wife? Not in our culture of them being the dominant species and even God being a woman.
I think that's rather the point. Sounds like a lot of hard work to me.
in a word no.
More importantly, given equality, how would you feel about sharing your wife with another man?
DaRC_L - MemberMore importantly, given equality, how would you feel about sharing your wife with another man?
share her, FFS he can have her !
What Onzadog said.
Other wise heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.
Pics please weeksy 😉
how would you feel about sharing your wife with another woman?
Is this a game changer ?
Shouldn't this thread be in the classifieds?
I interviewed a man the other day who had three wives, five kids between them, all three wives were fit. May have had a fourth one away in the countryside.
Turned up in a blinged out caravelle.
He looked pretty happy, wives seemed nice enough, although when out of the room, they all just sat on their phones silent.
What's the biking equivalent of throwing your keys in the middle?
One who wants to stone me, one who wants own me and one says shes friend of mine?
Not for me..maybe once in a french sort of way but cba now.
Well, I'm on my second, so to take another would possibly meet Mr Einstein's definition of insanity...
No, I'd never find another one who'd put up with me, and besides, the one that I've got is just wonderful.
Another one? You mean two wives at the same time?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The first one didn't come with a receipt, so I'm skeptical...
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(Quote: Oscar Wilde)
Would this be one that has possibly come into a sizeable pot of money quite recently? 🙂
Personally, I wouldn't.
Two wives? I haven't married the first woman yet!
(Together 18 years, one child. No rush.)
That cartoon;
"one wife two many"
Is that part of the joke or just a basic failure of English?
Struggle to cope with one!
Would you allow your wife to have another husband?
Next question.
Has she just won a million on a scratchcard?
wwaswas – Member…or just a basic failure of English?
^^^This
**** no.
Why would I want to me more unhappy?
Screw that, one MOTHER IN LAW is enough, two would make me suicidal..
Yes my wife can have another husband, he can do all the F***** DIY while i prat around on my bike.
Training one is bad enough. Cat herding would be simpler.
Jeeze.... that's a point. The MIL comes to stay twice a year and our electricity bill shoots up because the TV stays on all day on garbage TV, the log store shrinks fast because the stove is lit all day and she witters incessantly about supermarket special offers and loyaly cards. I can't imagine that doubled.
What's the biking equivalent of throwing your keys in the middle?
I don't know, but when you find out for christ's sake don't tell Hora. Imagine the size and quantity of the threads.
Top thread, some great responses.
No.
Screw that, one MOTHER IN LAW is enough, two would make me suicidal..
[i]Screw that, one MOTHER IN LAW is enough, two would make me suicidal.. [/i]
Make sure your second wife is an orphan?
No because it would be double the:
"Can you just......."
I like having one wife so much that having two sounds like an excellent idea. Or more.
Doesn't N+1 come into this at all?
I want to know why Quirrel is interviewing all these multi wived men?
twinw4ll - MemberYes my wife can have another husband, he can do all the F***** DIY while i prat around on my bike.
This!
I don't know, but when you find out for christ's sake don't tell Hora. Imagine the size and quantity of the threads.
Whereas you think women are like Lambrini..
Does the N+ 1 rule apply in this case?
Screw that, one MOTHER IN LAW is enough, two would make me suicidal..Make sure your second wife is an orphan?
Or your current wife's sister?
😆 Applauds
Might limit the wives getting intimate potential though
pros: 2 incomes 2 loads of bedroom action
cons: 2 loads of nagging and 2 people who can't load the dishwasher correctly.
On reflection no.
jekkyl
CON: synchronised cycles (not downhill, road or XC type cycles). Double the PMT
Great idea. Two people to point out my shortcomings, lack of forethought, inability to predict the future, read their minds, paint, decorate garden, tile, clean and tidy. Somehow the remote possibility of some 3 up bedroom gymnastics has lost it's appeal.
They don't work properly in the first instance, so..
No
Can't see the point of two malfunctioning, can you?
Two wives?
Hell yes please
I'd tell each one I was with the other and spend all my free time cycling
*edit* actually, I sometimes leave my laptop open...
If you would rather cycle than spend time with your lady then you have married the wrong woman.
I need a divorce.
I've always tried to live by the saying.......
"Never make the same mistake twice".........
Other than the missing posts from the start, this is a great thread.
2 wrongs don't make a right
But what of the laydeez hereabouts? Would you take more than one husband?
I frequently take 2 wives, never been married myself.
do you know where yours are?... are you sure? 😉
Take her where?
How about [url= http://www.harveynichols.com/news/2015/01/12/valentines-day-oxo/?restaurant=the-oxo-tower ]a nice Valentine's Day meal?[/url]
Wouldn't swop the current one for a million quid and wouldn't have another one for a million quid.
wherever they'll let me.. often where their husbands won't
No. I like the one I now have. Why enter the lottery again when you've already hit the jackpot?
Imagine two women saying size isn't everything 🙄
Why a man would want to marry a woman is a mystery
Why he would want to marry 2 women is a bigger mystery
Would I take another wife?
That would depend entirely on who's wife she was and what she looked like... Uma Thurman or Julie Delpy perhaps...
(Actually no, no way. Marriage vows not negotiable as far as I am concerned).
Nope, no way,one is more than enough, only so much "is it ready/is that all you've done" can I take.
been with the GF for 13 years... have massive issues with monogamy myself. not sure it is what we are set up for.
if the idea of taking another wife meant taking another man's wife for the evening then why not.... if it meant it being permanent then no.
it might not be what you are set up for but dont generalise it to all of us.
SLAG!!!!!
Haven't got as far as one, yet, so a second would be highly unlikely, at my age!
If you're daft enough to take an extra wife, you really need to top it up to 3.
That way there will always be 2 ganging up on the other, so they won't have time to harass you, and the other will be eager to keep you pleased, very pleased. She'll probably even wash the dishes... 🙂
I was going to call you a tart Alpin
Different strokes for different folks
Personally I have never found monogmy to be a challenge [ except to spell 😉 ]