[Closed] Worst T-shirt competition.

I reckon 3 more posts before *it* appears

I occasionally used to wear a t-shirt which said on the front: [b]Fred Durst[/b]

...and on the back: [b]is a ****[/b]

that is **** spelled "See You Next Tuesday"

I can't add it as I am on the work laptop.

There is a really good builders bum / cleavage t shirt I saw on Facebook a while ago - anybody care to post?

Went to global gathering the weekend and saw some epicaly tragic T-shirts knocking about.

I once thought it was anything with a Tapout logo, but then I realised that these provide a valuable service.

Early bellend identification system.

Any of the genre of t-shirt which features a poorly printed image of a "glamour" model doing a hand bra or similar.

Okay so no-one did it so I will

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It went viral and sold over 10,000,00 units in under a week*

*Made up

Sifting through Banardos this weekend I came across a Lost Prophets T with the slogan "The Betrayed" on it. I suggested it might be prudent to bin it

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Jesus Is A Cant.

The non cockney version by Cradle of Filth.

Any of these (or others similar), especially when worn in XXL and above:

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[url= http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dpx_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1 ]Wolf T reviews [/url]

Wait, hold on - can I just add the modifier of whatever anybody else mentions but with a deep v neck.

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This thread is brilliant. Where's the one with the bellend hanging over the belt?

Also some of the recent singletrack ones are terrrrrrible

Lemonysam, of course you can! Especially if it's one of those shittingly shit "Property of Athl Div Inst 1987" types or faux Japanese shitness that probably read "I like ponies" when translated.

Usually worn by Triangle Man as he thinks it'll distract people from his puny legs.

That one with the wolves on is ace.

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I saw a white tee with the words "More Please." on a sixteen or seventeen stone lass today. More what?

My mate had this one..

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Save the best part of Fifty quid and just spraypaint a target on your back....

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I saw a very cute young lady wearing "You **** like my dad"

The verb was not "ride"

I used to have a fine burgandy coloured Tee from Lord with the words Tiny Penis writ in sans serif type on the chest. I miss that shirt.

Dammit,my mate had one of those "tiny penis" t shirts, he got loads of "attention" from the girls wearing it.

I really don't know where to start with these; everything about them is just dreadful, typography, graphics, layout...
And the fact they've appropriated the quasar waveform that Joy Division made famous just compounds the awfulness:
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Most band t-shirts are a bit shit. Unless it's [i]the[/i] Inspiral Carpets one, or the Beastie Boys or Stone Roses ones as worn by little dd. 😀

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Any T shirt is the worst T shirt

Horrible items of clothing for the lazy/those who don't know how to dress. Only permissible to wear in bed in the winter

Any T shirt is the worst T shirt

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What a pile of shite. Also, you wear a t-shirt in bed? No wonder you were hanging around on the dating threads so long.

Also, you wear a t-shirt in bed? No wonder you were hanging around on the dating threads so long.

Nothing but No.5, darling.

Three Wolves. + Moon? 😯 😮 ....... 😀

I must possess one. Dear Goddess deliver unto me.

sons of anarchy. Worn only by alpha males obvs.*

*may still live in parental home.

I saw a young guy a couple of days ago wearing a t shirt shirt that said " This t shirt would look good on your bedroom floor". The thing is, I read it so that means he was communicating to me. He was not attractive. I felt slightly affronted.

Well if you had a horrific carpet, it [i]might[/i] have looked good. You should have told him you agreed that it would, and could you have it, but he was staying out on the street. 🙂

I'm also probably just about old enough to have been his mother. Wrong, wrong, wrong. When I'm in charge i'll have people arrested for bad t shirts.

DD 😆

A bright pink T shirt which said FedSex and then underneath some pun about overnight delivery. For when you absolutely have to deliver - overnight. Or something equally cringeworthy. Couldn't really make it all out, the T shirt had moulded itself around the blubbery frame of the girl wearing it.

She must have been about 18stone, the combination of awful T-shirt and fat lass was eye catching but not in a good way...

Get over yourself Houns, i bet you are one of those ****in snobs who judge others by what they wear?, if so then that tells me exactly how you judge and forment an opinion about someone before they've even uttered a word to you, i'm afraid that says a lot more about your personal insecurity than a funny (or not so funny) slogan on a t-shirt.

FWIW I have an acquaintance/mate who did his PHD on the psychology of clothing and what it reveals about our character or something like that - he now designs t-shirts for all the major fashion labels along with your usual stuff you see in sports direct. A few years ago from the proceeds of his work he bought a 20 bedroom georgian country house in Galloway with a grand hallway that could quite easily swallow my entire house and garden, he came to our dance tent last weekend that we run at the Wickerman festival, he turned up wearing a pair of cut-off rigger boots, big wooly socks, oil and gawd knows what stained shorts and a t-shirt that should have been consigned to oily rag use a good few years ago.

And you know what?……it's probably not very PC to say it but he had every single girl he met flirting with him the entire weekend despite dressing like a tramp, perhaps it was because he has a personality and doesn't feel the need to impress socially or try and upgrade his class by his choice of clothing.

I'm proud to say there is not one pair of shoes,not one pair of dress trousers, not one shirt, not one tie in my wardrobe and anyone who would judge me for such a misdemeanour is not someone i would wish to socialise with.

judge and forment an opinion about someone before they've even uttered a word to you

Yeah, I do that - I don't feel bad about it, but am proved pleasantly worng on occasion.

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i bet you are one of those **** snobs who judge others by what they wear?,

[url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/meat-socks#post-6179213 ]hang on a second...[/url]

I was going to quote this

I'm proud to say there is not one pair of shoes,not one pair of dress trousers, not one shirt, not one tie in my wardrobe and anyone who would judge me for such a misdemeanour is not someone i would wish to socialise with.

Ha-Ha..perhaps i'm misguided, or even possibly wrong - but i doubt that as i'm always correct, either that or i'm a cock…but i'm perfectly happy for you think whatever as forum friendship is not something to aspire to, Perhaps i feel there is a sartorial personal image process that went into to what Mr Spandex is up to in the thread that spud-face linked to that distances it from the statement Houns wrote : [i]lazy/those who don't know how to dress [/i] , It's quite possible that i don't know know how to dress as i wore my shorts the entire weekend with a T-Shirt that proclaimed [url= http://www.somarecords.com/shop/merchandise/523 ]Soma (obviously)[/url] on it, and when it became chilly at 4am in the morning i wore my [url= http://www.somarecords.com/shop/merchandise/526 ]Soma Hoodie[/url], i bet Houns will be frantically stroking his tailored shirts at the mere thought of such a garment.

Oh, and one other thing…I don't and never have, owned an iron.

[i]I'm running away now……with my fingers in my ears….la….la….la….la….la…..la…..la…..can't hear you……. la……la…..la…..still can't hear you……..oops…trip…faceplant….smack - splintering of teeth and bone!….urgh…….damm awkward laces - i should've worn my velcro trainers- now i look like a fool[/i]

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It's points multiply the more X's on the size label.

[i]used to get a lot of grief for this one in the early nineties[/i]

Because he's still not been killed?

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Get over yourself Houns, i bet you are one of those **** snobs who judge others by what they wear...FWIW I have an acquaintance/mate who did his PHD on the psychology of clothing and what it reveals about our character or something like that

Sifting through Banardos this weekend I came across a Lost Prophets T with the slogan "The Betrayed" on it. I suggested it might be prudent to bin it

And Barnardo's as well. Sheesh!

My candidate for BEST band T shirt is my Anthrax Judge Dredd one. Cool as...

I actually saw a human being wearing this in Tescos.
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(He wasn't with his girlfriend)

Seen this one for sale, didn't buy it though:

[Edit: it's got a naughty word in it. If you're that interested, the link below. But don't say I didn't warn you. It's still a crap t-shirt, though.]

Any T shirt with slogan that starts with 'Keep Calm' has to be in the running for greatest lack of imagination in a pun since 1945.

I am amazed that I still see variations of this on T shirts and posters etc.

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Anna,

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My T-Shirts are all ace!!

Cheers Klunk that is the one I wanted to add on page 1!

This "[url= http://www.dx.com/p/laonongzhuang-3d-printed-letter-pattern-short-sleeve-t-shirt-for-men-black-white-size-xl-187824#.U9e5nVbXHfM ]3D printed shirt[/url]"

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mambo - I mean, on-one.

[url= http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml ]t shirt hell[/url]

Some are funny, several are wrong, none are wearable. All though I once bought from there a tshirt for my nephew that read "Daddy drinks because I cry"

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ramones one only acceptable if you've listened to a ramones album, ever. cf Run DMC.

Some are funny, several are wrong, none are wearable. All though I once bought from there a tshirt for my nephew that read "Daddy drinks because I cry"

Quite like this one 🙂

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I remember going to a premier of a mountain biking film at the Showroom in Sheffield a few years ago. I've never seen so many 30-something men wearing t-shirts with logos on in one place before.

The ones that say - "if found please return to the pub".

Saw this worn by a bloke walking with his young family 🙁
What do we want?
A cure for tourettes.
When do we want it?
****! As in see you next Tuesday.

I'm a bad person; I lol'd at that.

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Someone actually bought me one of these once, never wore it. Any novelty/slogan/funny t shirt should not really be worn, except on stag do's, or for rough/mucking about with laaaads.

There is actually an interesting story behind stuff like that babygro, which mostly doesn't exist but is only a buy button away from it:
http://dismagazine.com/dystopia/evolved-lifestyles/27226/spam-erican-apparel/

Houns - Member
Any T shirt is the worst T shirt

Horrible items of clothing for the lazy/those who don't know how to dress. Only permissible to wear in bed in the winter

konabunny - Member
ramones one only acceptable if [s]you've listened to a ramones album, ever[/s]. old enough to have seen the Ramones live cf Run DMC.

konabunny - Member
ramones one only acceptable if you've listened to a ramones album, ever. old enough to have seen the Ramones live cf Run DMC.

So I've not to like the Beatles then?.

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saw a guy walking round perth one day wearing a T shirt which read "will **** for coke"
thing is, he was an ugly bastard, so i reckon he was gonna go thirsty.

*rhymes with truck.

*rhymes with truck.

Suck?

Duh, cluck. Obviously a chicken impersonator.

I owned (and wore!) a Rox long sleeve tee in my late teens and chose the 'Take It Out And Play With It' slogan on the back!

Love the Bob/Jimi one! Made me laugh, I'd wear it.