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[Closed] Work eh, sometimes it can be a right PITA..

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Posted : 17/09/2015 10:37 am
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U OK hun?


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 10:38 am
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Sometimes?


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 10:38 am
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Especially if you sell Donor Kebabs.


 
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[quote=bails said]U OK hun? [b]Xx[/b]


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 10:39 am
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Just about..

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Posted : 17/09/2015 10:39 am
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What is this 'work' of which you speak?


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 10:41 am
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Depends..if you examine prostates for a living....


 
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Depends..if you examine prostates for a living....

it would [i]literally[/i] be a PITA


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 10:42 am
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Especially if you sell Donor Kebabs.

Are these for people with Kebab's that are on the way out? 😆

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 11:06 am
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Work eh, sometimes it can be a right PITA..

Work eh, [s]sometimes[/s] it [s]can be[/s] is a right PITA..

FTFY

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Posted : 17/09/2015 11:08 am
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Depends..if you examine prostates for a living....

A surgeon friend's favourite joke:

What's the definition of a proctoscope?

Twelve inches of stainless steel with an ar*ehole at either end.


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 11:33 am
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Are these for people with Kebab's that are on the way out?

FFS! Stupid autocorrect. I mistyped and decided it should Donor.


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 11:35 am
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Depends..if you examine prostates for a living....

Patient :Oh Doctor, you've scratched me. Are you wearing a ring?

Doctor: Sorry, that's my watch.


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 11:36 am
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Doctor: Don't worry about the erection, it happens all the time and is nothing to be embarrassed about.

Patient: But I don't have an erection.

Doctor: I meant me.


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 11:39 am
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As they say in the world of prostate examinations.." some days you are the bum, some days you are the finger"


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 12:38 pm
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Some days you feel like you were the bum and the finger.

Start a 7 week course of CBT next week. Hoping my attitude to work and life in general improves as a result. Also expecting outcome of an interview for another job next week. Suspect that may work quicker than the CBT!


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 12:45 pm
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Ever been torn a strip off in a conference call by someone who has a) no idea of what the programmes objectives are and b) how mobilised the programme actually is?

Well I was at the shitty end of the stick for some reason today, despite having everything in place.....
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Grrr


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 2:07 pm
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Well I was at the shitty end of the stick for some reason today, despite having everything in place.....

Sounds terrible and I have genuine sympathy but a bit of perspective might help.

As a direct result of your conference call did anybody....

a. Die?
b. Sustain serious injury?
c. Lose their job?
d. Get anything actually shoved up their arse?

If the answer to all of these is "No" then, in the grand scheme of things, it's probably not that bad.

So, CheerTFU. 😉


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 2:35 pm
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Start a 7 week course of CBT next week.

Crikey! It's normally just one morning, and you can usually complete the whole Direct Access course in a week. I think you're getting ripped off 🙂


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 2:41 pm
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It looks like I'm going to be engaged on projects the whole year without any down time, including being away 5 days a week since Easter.

Has its upsides though - Sweden, then Farnborough, then Glasgow next. Paperclips won't sell themselves.


 
Posted : 17/09/2015 2:49 pm
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If the answer to all of these is "No" then, in the grand scheme of things, it's probably not that bad.

So, CheerTFU.


Tsk, I know .
If only it had been a skype call then he could have charmed them with his £62 haircut. 😉


 
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hun?


 
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