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Nowt so queer as folk ay?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wonderspray/wonderspray-the-worlds-first-portable-butt-shower
Maybe they'll do a version for mountainbikers that fits in your steerer tube... 🤔
Why bother with the steerer, if someone could adapt to act as a seatpost then the job is easy
I definitely blame glamping.
What do you dry your arse with then? Do you use your hand to spread the water? Does your hand then get covered in shit? Does it get under your nails? Who has an arse as hairy as a full beard? Why do American adverts always sound like they are aimed at small children?
So many questions that I thought I would never need answers for.
Poopscoop
SubscriberI definitely blame glamping.
scoops vs showers? Is this some longstandingsitting grudge-match between you? 😬
How far up does it go?
scoops vs showers? Is this some longstandingsitting grudge-match between you?
Fight!😆
What do you dry your arse with then?
Toilet paper
Do you use your hand to spread the water?
No
Does your hand then get covered in shit?
No
Does it get under your nails?
No
Who has an arse as hairy as a full beard?
I'm quite high on the Wookiee scale.
It's quite simple really, wash with a water jet, dry with toilet paper. The water jets are quite common in Asia. I plumbed one into my home Toilet recently, quick/convenient to use, only needed to panic buy a fraction of Toilet paper of other households, plus it is a cheap way to be the owner of a personal jet.
So I do see the utility of this product, but not enough to actually buy one and carry it around with me.
How far up does it go?
until you can gargle with it
I definitely blame [s]glamping.[/s] dogging.
Ftfy
I just plonk my arse in the sink and splash water if needed. Job done.
It’s quite simple really, wash with a water jet,
Toilet paper is designed to breakdown when it gets wet though and the ad specifically states not to use it. Anybody that has an arse as hairy as a fully bearded face is going to need more than just water and big roll. Plus I might not have been entirely serious with the questions. Apart from the last one.
When even the thread title is ‘too much information’...there are already no words to describe the subsequent levels of ‘eve more too much’
I have the 'Bradford bidet' approach to 'removing peanut butter from a shagpile carpet' by hanging my derriere over the side bath and jetwashing the shit out of it (literally) with the mixer tap dangly shower head.
I will be performing this act as soon as I've typed this message out from the loo......
Why do American adverts always sound like they are aimed at small children?
Look at your average septic....
Is this really any different to taking a bottle and squirting water onto your arse?
My last three out of four shits were wild ones. No paper, no shit down my ankles... Clean your arse with water.
As a wise French man once said to me... If yoo av shit in your fhace do yoo want whater or some papher to clean it off?
.... squeaky clean!
*even more too much
If yoo av shit in your fhace do yoo want whater or some papher to clean it off?
Soap with a really strong smell, water and a towel! Possibly face bleach.
We just need to import Japanese toilets over here. They're much better than this would be.
RustyNissanPrairie
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I have the ‘Bradford bidet’ approach to ‘removing peanut butter from a shagpile carpet’ by hanging my derriere over the side bath and jetwashing the shit out of it (literally) with the mixer tap dangly shower head.I will be performing this act as soon as I’ve typed this message out from the loo……
My God man, is this common "oop north"!?😳
RustyNissanPrairie
SubscriberI have the ‘Bradford bidet’ approach to ‘removing peanut butter from a shagpile carpet’ by hanging my derriere over the side bath and jetwashing the shit out of it (literally) with the mixer tap dangly shower head.
I will be performing this act as soon as I’ve typed this message out from the loo……
THIS should be the definition of over sharing!
Pray for him, pray for him.
Surely the proper STW answer is this does the job for a fraction of the price:
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Same principle as this
Am frankly surprised. Someone has to...
(Actually physics may vary from those illustrated)
And that rear mech...
Who has an arse as hairy as a full beard?
A beard? I wish, more like a crusty dreadlocked hippy.
plus it is a cheap way to be the owner of a personal jet.
Well I'm convinced.
Why not just shit in the shower and stamp it down like everyone else?
^^ I know someone that did that once.Lol 😆
I totally assumed this was a battery powered pump that tool water from a handy Container to provide a shower...
Like from a water butt.
I assumed you were all mistaken with your filthy minds.
But no. Or rather ‘butt no!’
Why not just shit in the shower and stamp it down like everyone else?
Costs a fortune in Mr Muscle drain unblocker err......or so I’m told 😕