[Closed] Woman words

And blokes would never have lengthy discussions about floating poos, laxatives and arse-wiping etiquette, of course.

but just what is that plug... !?

could you fry it up like a pork scratching?

I know Im female so cant technically join in, however, I know I do good one....

'what are you looking for?' (in other words I know exactly what you're looking for and I know exactly where it is but you have to admit defeat and ask for help!)

"If you contact me again you'll breach the restraining order"

😆

" thwak me "

😆

"Just do what you think is right"

I don't want dessert.

Followed by....

Can we have two spoons.

And she wonders why I eat so fast!

@ samuri.
Not singing, but sitting legs crossed and the top one is swinging....
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!

mmmwaaah ...... why do they feel the need to make this noise?

daftvader - Member
gary_c the answer to "does my bum look big in this" is ..... Yes but at least it detracts from your face...

The correct answer is "it looks stupendous" but say it like a compliment....

See? See? See? (when something expensive that i bought needs some servicing ?)pumping up the tyres once and got "see?see?see new wheels are bullshit"i didnt reply ?

You've parked here just to annoy me haven't you?

You're coming home on what date?! But I thought you weren't coming back until .... (Said with disappointment)

Arse wiping etiquette you say - http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/something-i-had-never-thought-about-until-yesterday-bum-wiping-content