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(Play nice!)
Straighteners
Buns
Just do what you want to do
Fluffy, icky
😀Just do what you want to do
What are you thinking...?
I'm too tired
and
I've left you a list
i dropped the shopping off at dinnertime.
Does.
My.
Bum.
Look.
Big.
In.
This.
I won't order chips, I'll just have some of yours.
Fine!
Get me what I like....
Ah - "Fine" said in that tone of voice is the worst word known to man.
Nothing! (as in, what's wrong?)
Fine sends shivers to places other words don't reach.
OK is another one which the untrained ear takes as meaning alright, the savvy ear takes it as its the best option out of many shocking ones, but I still reserve my right to make it not ok.
We'll see (I know it's two) is a famed one in our family. It is a timing device akin to a bomb,it allows the recipient to think they have a good idea when in reality it's been deemed a shocking one and will be dismissed at a moments notice.
Lush
Whatever
i am nearly there.
I won't order chips, I'll just have some of yours.
This.....if you want chips, order your own sodding chips 👿
Ca t'a plu ?
suivi de:
Tu pense à quoi ?
Edit: I pointed out to madame that she hadn't asked me what I was thinking about for ages, apparently it's no longer a mystery.
I will be 10 minutes ...... as in no time management when my Mrs gives a time it means diddly squat.
Fine
[shudders]..
"where's that thing? You know, the thing on the thing in the thing?"
Precision conversational skills from the Mrs!
Gnat's cock (measurement)
I know where it is .... I just dont want to find it yet.
'You didn't tell me'
Errr...yes I did, about 4 times!
I don't mind
You choose
What you're wearing is fine!
gary_c the answer to "does my bum look big in this" is ..... Yes but at least it detracts from your face...
No.
Oh alright, just this once
I am not bothered
khani - Member
Fine[shudders]..
+666
mauve
taupe
fuschia
I am not bothered
You're not wearing that????
Phrased as a question but is actually an instruction.
More bike stuff ? Why ?
really???? (with eyebrows raised)
"0f course it's bigger than my ex boyfriend's..."
Not even words... just arms crossed, slight pout, one eyebrow raised.
It gives me The Fear. 😳
"have you tried looking in the drawer/shelf/cupboard** where it lives?"
** select appropriate option
(navigating)
Left, no, Right...
"Don't be stupid....of course the sofa would look better with half a dozen fluffy cushions in it."
Lol Dingabell I have one of them.
"I love you"
My favourite one. It is used a lot in my house 8)
boobs.
no.
boobs are mistakes.
not 'dirty pillows'
soft furnishings
'put it away'
This.....if you want chips, order your own sodding chips
"But I only want a couple"
I'll buy you a bag; eat a couple, throw the rest away. I want all of mine.
Hun.
as in, Instead of you enjoying your day off, let's go to IKEA, hun.
also, IKEA. That's deffo a ladies word, never heard blokes use it much.
Not tonight I've got a headache!
Whatever (when a point of hers has been proven wrong but won't admit it).
batteries are flat again 😯
'Are you even listening to me?'
Usually, I have been listening, just choosing not to take in what is being said in (I'm probably thinking about important man stuff instead). But, I can recite word for word what she had just said. Unfortunately this proves that I was listening and just inflames the situation because she has now been proved wrong!
"not in that one!!" 😆
"not in that one!!"
Yeah, they're always bleating on about seperating the recycling properly!
"Wrong hole!"
Everyone thinks they're a golf expert.
"I'm cold."
They are just sooooo cuuuuute! You call them pink cables???!!
"I love you"
"I've put them away"
Where??
"How am I supposed to remember"
decorator
designer
fluffy
quaint
precious
Don't get me anything, honestly (as in birthday/Christmas presents)
The only 2 in this list that I ever use are I love you and fluffy!
I use them a lot 🙂
Did'nt it come with wheels?
Fabulous
Cerise
Salmon pink
I've got nothing to wear!
I need more shoes
"I'm cold."
😀
[i]Unfortunately this proves that I was listening and just inflames the situation because she has now been proved wrong! [/i]
Mate! You can't prove someone wrong, who is never wrong. 😯
I see you've bought [i]another[/i] black bike
Did'nt it come with wheels?
Ha, brilliant
I don't need evidence, I just know
"If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
Response to what's wrong?
Scrunchy
Tampon
Any name of a colour that is not: red, green, blue, yellow, brown, black, white or pink.
Are you done/in yet
Go left, no the other left
You mean right?
Yes
And
it cost how much and you didn't even get any pedals
"I've lost my phone/wallet/keys!" - repeated several times in a state of increasing panic, until said item turns up somewhere obvious.
Whatever
Stupid.
Stupido.
Your stupid.
Fine is definitely the major one. It's horrible.
"I'm cold/hot"is a great one.
My favourites though.
"Is he a goodie or a baddie?"
"Turn left, no your left!"
And this is probably fairly unique but I'm happy to be educated... when my wife starts singing, I know she's angry about something. Time to make myself scarce.
Your stupid.
Irony?
When you're going somewhere and you ask are you ready? "Nearly!" but they're not really. 🙄
pregnant women say the most horrific stuff..
talking about piles and stitches and 'shows' and losing their 'plug'