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A rare event this weekend, my wife has taken our child and they've gone away with her parents and her brother as it's his birthday and won't be back until 5pm sunday. As I'm working today I've been left behind... 🙁 ........ by myself 😀
I'm finishing work at 2 today and the sun is out, so the plan is go home and straight out of the door on 2 wheels, either a short forest ride for a couple of hours then home for tea then out again with my mate to return sometime around 11-12 OR sod my mate off and go out for 4ish get the train somewhere and cycle back. Either way it will be hoome for midnight for drinking and nuts, possible movie or some playstation action till I fall asleep dribbling on the sofa.
Then tomorrow I have the whole day for doing whatever I want, I can't believe the freedom, not being woken at 6.30 by my little girl will be a blessing in itself. Then do I go epic all dayer or afternoon/evening jaunt not leaving myself too tired for sunday when I plan to go to Cannock. Decision Decisions!
Asda are doing 4 cans of stella for £3 so I shall be popping in there first of all on way home. 😀
Ride bikes, pub for beer not lager flavoured water, eat junk food, play on your console if you have one, pick any TV you like without having to suffer chick TV such as Take Me Out or Celebs Dance on Ice Idol.
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Stella???
Get some Marstons pedigree youth!
Whats the point of drinking Stella if theres no wife to beat?
From 11pm, Babestation...?
Sorry to piss on your chips, but I guarantee you'll be awake at 6.30 anyway, daughter or not.
Ride your bike, sit on the sofa in just your pants, scratch your nuts, drink beer, watch what the hell you like, don't wash up, eat take away...you do remember being single right?
.you do remember being single right?
*sniff!* Yes.
Beer, Full volume Pr0n and take away
I've heard rumours that on that new-fangled inter web thing, if you have a good old shufty around, its possible to find pictures of ladies with no clothes on. If thats true, then that might be worth having a peek at
Walk around the house naked.
Take a sh!t with the bathroom door wide open.
Internet filth.
Coke, whores and pron. I think I have summed up the rest of this thread 🙂
I had this last night. I was like an excited kid on Christmas morning as I returned home, Asda Vindaloo and a bottle of red in a shopping bag, PS3 updated and ready to roar with COD MW3.
Then I started wandering around, lost. I tidied the kitchen, watered the plants. Had a little drink, fixed my little girls curtains (ripped down accidentally the day before). Then I sorted the recycling and tidied some stuff in the man-cave.
I started to feel like David Kessler in American Werewolf in the scene where he is wandering around Alex Price's flat, not knowing what to do with himself.
Eventually I relaxed and had my dinner and some wine but I can't wait for them to get home tonight!
I.... didn't mean ...to call you... meat loaf Jack!
Piss in every sink
And out of the back door.
All of the above and ten minutes before they're due back:
DUst and hoover living room
Clean bathroom til it shines
Reorganise sock draw
Still life drawing, bowl of fruit preferably
Spot of gardening
defrost the fridge/freezer
wash the skirting boards
bake bread
Write a poem
do a roast
Rubber_Buccaneer - Member
Coke, whores and pron
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Get drunk, piss in the back garden looking up at the stars.
Clean cassette, chainset and other stuff your not allowed to put in the dishwasher, in the dishwasher. 😉
wiggles - Member
Rubber_Buccaneer - Member
Coke, whores and pronCoke.horse.prawn
classic.
Turn the heating down to a reasonable level.
Fart, order take away delivered, leave boxes and empty bottles everywhere, don't make the bed, leave pants in the living room, walk round naked.
10 mins before they get back manic tidy up or hire a french maid to do it
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johndoh - MemberI started to feel like David Kessler in American Werewolf in the scene where he is wandering around Alex Price's flat, not knowing what to do with himself.
After feeling like that, how could you [b]not[/b] put the DVD on and watch the shower scene on repeat?
Get the sherman out of the way first thing and then you'll be able to plan more effectively.
After feeling like that, how could you not put the DVD on and watch the shower scene on repeat
Mmmmm good point. She really was a beautiful thing was my Jenny.
We know full well that the OP is going to have a relaxing, candlelit bath, put on a fluffy dressing gown, open the chardonnay and chocolates, and stick on a Bridget Jones DVD.
You know that bar man you've always had the hots for?
He's yours for a bit of hot loving tonight and tomorrow he'll bring a friend called dennis and some baby oil.
Have fun.
its time to eat some cheese slices
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You could always come over here and babysit for my four so myself and Mrs Stern can go for a night out! 🙂
We know full well that the OP is going to have a relaxing, candlelit bath, put on a fluffy dressing gown, open the chardonnay and chocolates, and stick on a Bridget Jones DVD.
@ransos, loving your work! 🙂
Stella? [i]*Ptew* [/i] Go and buy some proper beer, not Europiss and get a couple of mates around.
Be careful what parts you do put in the dishwasher, the hot caustic wash will wreck the finish on any alloy - guess how I know this?
Kimbers, you're a sick man.
ride hard, eat junk, drink beer, bash one out, watch some films, stuff, etc.
Playstation and Stella?
Is this what the world has come to?
Much simpler pleasures when I were a lad.
Atari and a Party Seven?
Party Seven and a well thumbed publication.