[Closed] Why's it doing that then?

i blame binners

Needs greasing.

Wrong tyres?

ignore it, it'll go away

Defective spanglehinge.

I blame Wiggle.

wrong pocket.

I blame Fat-cha.

Did you use metric petrol instead of imperial?

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

Are you sure it's not a sticker?

Cat Aids

Update your brain drivers.

Did you fit it with a rock?

Flange is too big, try a smaller one

Did it include a crown race?

Because you keep playing with it. Put it away you dirty boy.

Silly question, did you even look at the instructions?

7,926!

I've been robbed!

FFS. How many times do I have to tell you?

Insert Tab A in to Slot B.

If you're still having trouble finding Spot G, let me know.

It isn't?

It's pretty obviously because the electrons and quarks within an atom are not 0-dimensional objects, but made up of 1-dimensional strings. These strings can oscillate, giving the observed particles their flavor, charge, mass and spin. Among the modes of oscillation of the string is a massless, spin-two state—a graviton. The existence of this graviton state and the fact that the equations describing string theory include Einstein's equations for general relativity mean that string theory is a quantum theory of gravity. Since string theory is widely believed to be mathematically consistent, many hope that it fully describes our universe, making it a theory of everything. String theory is known to contain configurations that describe all the observed fundamental forces and matter but with a zero cosmological constant and some new fields. Other configurations have different values of the cosmological constant, and are metastable but long-lived. This leads many to believe that there is at least one metastable solution that is quantitatively identical with the standard model, with a small cosmological constant, containing dark matter and a plausible mechanism for cosmic inflation.

You might have missed a semi colon or a curl brace.

I'm dying to find out what Kaesae thinks is causing it.

Do you ask a bird why it flies? Or a fish why it swims? No, they do it because they were born to do it.

I'm dying to find out what Kaesae thinks is causing it.

Communist magnets.

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Did you actually register the listener with the object?

Is a baby robin stuck on the conveyor belt? Have you tried ringfencing the unicorn?

I'm dying to find out what Kaesae thinks is causing it.

Communist magnates.

Its called a 29er, don't worry it will go out of fashion soon.

Communist magnates.

Communist magnets? Are they ones that never repel?

I'm dying to find out what Kaesae thinks is causing it.

Communist migrants.

Binners, that's my best one! You said you wouldn't break it

Welcome back, Emsz.

I blame critical mass. They don't represent me or me or me.

Read messiah's post on here: http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/13-of-a-mile-through-knee-high-nettles, that will sort it out.

Hello Jamie *waves*

Have I missed any excitement?