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[Closed] Why the obsession with binners?

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I know he's got a lovely bomb...

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Posted : 12/11/2015 12:57 pm
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Because he's such a dreamboat.

*swoons*


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:01 pm
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That's him farting that is.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:02 pm
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I wouldn't mind but I don't even actually exist, other than on't interweb


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:05 pm
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True. I used to ride with a bloke who claimed to be binners, but I haven't seen him in ages.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:06 pm
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Me neither


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:08 pm
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Someone told me his eyes reminded them of an old Russian lady who had seen too much.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:08 pm
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The forum should be renamed Singletrackworld Forum Featuring Binners.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:09 pm
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I once snogged binners (no tongues).
We had won our category at Hit the North and got carried away. 🙂


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:23 pm
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Who?


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:27 pm
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Posted : 12/11/2015 1:34 pm
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I get the impression it's his world and he just allows Chuck Norris to live in it.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 1:35 pm
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Who?

This bloke I think

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Posted : 12/11/2015 1:40 pm
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the mumsnet ladies (and gents) love him....they even have a private forum dedicated to him


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 2:21 pm
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Real name Roger Whiteside or Beelzebub.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 4:27 pm
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A class warrior providing an authentic and passionate voice of the northern proletariat yet also a graphic designer who lives in Ramsbottom and rides expensive bicycles? Nah, no-one will believe in that ridiculous a character surely. 😛


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 4:36 pm
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He's the Ant to my Dec, the Morecambe to my Wise, the Binners to my, er, Hora...


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 4:44 pm
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Clever sock-puppet log on controlled by the evil corporate entity that is Greggs in a fiendishly devious plan to mention pastries, doughnuts, freshly made sandwiches and other bakery items (prices and availability may vary check local store for details) in as many threads as possible

That's what he told me, anyway.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 4:48 pm
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I didn't realise he was a person, I thought it was a state of being, as in, I just went to the bog after a curry and it all got a bit binners, or I was shredding it on my gnarrpoon until I clipped a pedal and made a right binners out of it.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 4:57 pm
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All the above is true.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 5:10 pm
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Big hitter 'int he!


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 5:22 pm
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Binners's posting frequency is inversely proportional to the health of the Northern Powerhouse and is therefore a key economic indicator taken into account when setting Government Policy.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 5:24 pm
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He's got the perfect face for t'internet.


 
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Clever sock-puppet log on controlled by the evil corporate entity that is Greggs in a fiendishly devious plan to mention pastries, doughnuts, freshly made sandwiches and other bakery items

So true, do you remember the shall i shan't i eat this saussage roll that iv'e just found in my desk drawer thread, managed to spin several pages on that one, he could run rings around Blair and Campbell.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 5:43 pm
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Is Binners the Stig???
Some say his nipples are made from pies....


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:02 pm
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****ing 'ell and I thought this forum was all about ME ME ME ME 😥


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:03 pm
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I only read about binners on here these days because there's no more room on the [s]shrine[/s] garage walls for the photo's I take of him while he's sleeping.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:06 pm
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****ing 'ell and I thought this forum was all about ME ME ME ME

Who?


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:11 pm
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I thought he/it was just a function of the forum to put a pic of Benny Hill up whenever Hora posted. Just to remind you he was there and who you were talking to, and to adjust your point of veiw accordingly?


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:23 pm
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He is the one true northern god...


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:54 pm
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Evening. If you are of a certain age you'd know he was 'big' in the VHS/90's porn acting era.

Another little known fact- like many true Man Utd fans he actually hails from Warrington, it ain't Stretford end 8)

On a nice note, he's a lovely bloke. I couldn't say a bad word against him.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:57 pm
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He is the one true northern god...

Northern? Really?


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 6:59 pm
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He's an adonis

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Posted : 12/11/2015 7:01 pm
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He would need to borrow my hair to do that


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 7:04 pm
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And then bleach it.


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 7:07 pm
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Junkyard, wrong colour/style 😉

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Posted : 12/11/2015 7:08 pm
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Fair* point

* I said fair get it like the hair you know

Taxi for JY


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 7:08 pm
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Just the average night at château Binners

I want to go "AHOY" on Binners piano 😥


 
Posted : 12/11/2015 10:37 pm
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Just the average night at château Binners

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Posted : 12/11/2015 10:43 pm
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Living the dream

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Posted : 13/11/2015 6:51 pm
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mk 3 escort and an astra too...

He doesn't appear to have been eating enough pies though.

Binners make me remember home fondly.


 
Posted : 13/11/2015 7:11 pm
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Astra GTE?


 
Posted : 13/11/2015 7:22 pm
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Evening. As a previous owner, yes - 8v if I'm not mistaken.

I've had my teeth sorted since then though.


 
Posted : 13/11/2015 7:24 pm
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Heroin addict.


 
Posted : 13/11/2015 7:26 pm
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I believe he is "mad for it"


 
Posted : 13/11/2015 7:29 pm
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Heroin addict.

Not all Vauxhall driver are heroine addicts. A few, not all.

Plus he's not sold all the gold on his fingers and he appears to have a jumper.

Keep earning that tag though 😉


 
Posted : 13/11/2015 7:36 pm
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The funny thing is Binners is away at the moment fighting in a veteran MMA tournament in Cancun, Mexico so don't be surprised if he doesn't post up.


 
Posted : 13/11/2015 7:40 pm

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