[Closed] Why are you hear?

Ooops, just noticed the spelling error in the title.

option 6. To berate people for poor spelling and grammar

Why are you hear?

5. To show everyone how superior I am in my knowledge of everything.

....except spelling, it would seem. 😉

Edit: I am here to make sarcastic comments but slightly too late.

so.... number 6 then 😉

Initially it was 3, but lately I just read threads that are likely to turn into a bitch fest, which is usually all of them 😆

Boredom / entertainment

Information

But for me the main thing is that unlike other social media it is not a echo chamber. Its good to get diverse opinions and to have your views challenged

1 and 3 with a little bit of 4.

1 & 2.

Its good to get diverse opinions and to have your views challenged

No it's not!

7) just seams a nice place

Habit, I did have reason but that's gone so now it's just a bad habit.

1,2,3,4 & 6.

I already know how superior my knowledge of everything is, I don't need to prove it.
🙂

Came for three, now just hang around while producing number 2's.

Pardon?

It's raining 🙁

1, 3 & 4.

I rarely come here out of work time.

My job swings from boredom to high stress, I dip in here a couple of times a day.

[i]Speak Up Man[/i]

Edited.

I get bored.

Mostly for log burner advice.

I can't remember but I think I was Googling something about catching mice and ended up here.

Originally for bike-related advice but now for the laughs and watching people explode arguing with each other about the most insignificant things. But then I do like people watching...

Plus time wasting during downtime.

I took a wrong turn and can't find my way home.

I followed a redirect when I was trying to buy a Russian Bride, now I'm stuck in this hellhole.

I must get a P for RussianBrides.com, the adverts are soooo annoying...

8. To fantasise about Perchypanther cooking on an AGA. Nekkid.

I was looking for singlemuslim.com but ended up here instead.

My wife, Louise, has a cat with cream stuck in its fur and I am looking for a lease car. This place just seems to cover issues that relate to my life.

to prove there is life after death

The honest answer is that the last mountain bike forum I was on closed down a few months ago without warning ..guess the owner had his reasons.
It was fairly small (100 members) but very succesful in arranging regular forum rides ..with a good vibe between the members ..
I'm really just getting to know folks on here ..but one or two of the other forum guys contribute from time to time ..no one else from our local group of riders though.
I've always liked a bit of banter to get through the day as I work from home and most days I'm on my own ..
Quite enjoying it so far ..

I’m hear for the free beer.

Rachel

I get bored easily and can't do small talk.

Said whilst standing in the playground waiting for my kids to come out of school....

1. I asked about Fox Forx
2. I have a boring job
3. Music shares on the tune assoc. thread
4. I have a boring job
5. Online dating

5 obviously

why would you need to ask?

option 6. To berate people for poor spelling and grammar

No capital O, no full stop. See me after class.

8. To fantasise about Perchypanther cooking on an AGA. Nekkid.

You mean me, cooking some food? Nekkid? ..... bit creepy. 😳

Or do you mean me on an AGA being cooked?......bit cannibally 😯

Either suits me 😉

slowoldman - Member
Pardon?

Number 4 right there! 😀

Same as my first thought to post, bit gutted to be beaten to it by a slowoldman tbh...

Mods: The title [i]is[/i] bugging me, so in spite of possibly rendering the above reposte not as humourous, please would you correct it, thank you 😀

Came for the bikes, stayed for the bullshit

Because every now and again a thing of beauty like the shady Mick thread comes along.

Chocolatefoot dried up.

I'm here because a technician in a pill factory screwed up and Mothers contraception got an emergency recall!.

One to four and a bit of six

Was looking for a poor substitute for the deceased Slam events forum , mission accomplished.

Community Service

No idea. Can't stand the politics and moaning. Got a wood burner, a chainsaw, and tyres. Absolutely no good reason to hang around. Its a bit like work. I stay chatting as I cannot be arsed to thing about leaving.
off to check that CUK and Retrobike are managing without me. Maybe have a look at On3wheels as well.

No idea why I'm here, habit I reckon. Been here since well before the great hack, & have realised it's pointless asking for 'what this & that' cos all you end up with (mainly) is a minefield of opinions!
Some proper good people on here though, so that's probably why I come on.
Oh, & I get bored with the telly quite quickly

I’m hear for the free beer.

There's what now? [s]Wear[/s] Where?

Over their.

I thought it was they're

To keep the rest of you in order by deleting the worst posts, locking duplicate threads and issuing the occasional ban.

**** knows. Mostly for DIY tips and anonymous rants - stuff you can't put on FB in case your mum sees it.

Started by reading the magazine ( I understand there's a magazine? ) and discovered the forum later, only to find it full of bellends like me, rather than the intelligent, genteel gentleman cyclists suggested by the paper publication.

I come here to check whether Joe Cocker is dead. Still waiting for news.

When MTB_Wales died I moved from there to here, as a few others did.

For MTB of course until my back pain started. 😮

Mainly to keep me from bed and put off work a little longer.

And stolen bike recovery threads:
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Like bikes. And talking about bikes. I tend to stay out of the chat section.

Oh and I'm not in IT.

I took a wrong turn at mumsnet

because its nicer than their

I find it helps pass the time at work.
Plus, I like the humour and puppy threads.