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Seriously though. Why can't they just say something straight without feeling the need to be all coy by just hinting?


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:13 pm
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They should show men their boobs.

And not be lesbians.

True story.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:14 pm
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the longer you are married the less coy they become.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:14 pm
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My wife is Mrs Blunt as she'll call you a ****

so, I don't know what you are talking about really, sorry.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:15 pm
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erm . . . because thats the game!
Please consult your 'Women' manual (you should have been issued with one when you left school), page 37 covers it all as far as I can remember . . . .

😆


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:15 pm
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the longer you are married the less coy they become.

Bitter experience eh?


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:16 pm
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i am rather fond of women, i don't think they are rubbish at all 😀


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:17 pm
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My wife is a women and i resent this


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:19 pm
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you resent that she is a woman bob?


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:20 pm
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she's all woman, I can tell you...

www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/why-are-men-so-rubbish


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:21 pm
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I will show show my boobs to most but get on my nerves and I will be clear about what you've done that's annoyed me. I'm not one of these coy ladies. If I want something I ask for it, pee me off and you will know about it. HTH. We aren't all the same.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:21 pm
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But women [i]aren't[/i] rubbish. That's the thing. 😐

Excellent design and materials, imo. Proper quality manufacture.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:23 pm
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Some of them make it really hard


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:24 pm
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Show me your boobs right now, no messing


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:25 pm
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I will show show my boobs to most
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Posted : 10/06/2011 10:25 pm
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lol, that wasn't the purpose of my comment, I made it because of what McHamish said.

(.)(.)

That's that's the closest you lot are getting.

Once again HTH 🙂

Anyway, boobs are boobs, I really don't get the fascination... I don't need to look at different pictures of winky's all the time but that's a whole different thread I guess..............


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:29 pm
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Seriously though. Why can't they just say something straight without feeling the need to be all coy by just hinting?

What? Like most of the pr1cks on here, who I think are blokes, who can't accept straight talk without resorting to insults...


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:31 pm
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Ha!

...most of the pr1cks...

...without resorting to insults...

Internet forum fail.

Heehee.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 10:46 pm
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Anyway, boobs are boobs, I really don't get the fascination...

Hmmmm, how to put this in a way a quite obviously straight woman understands... (a little help here from emsz perhaps?)

NO THEY ARE NOT! There's a million and one different connotations on the boob. I could go on for hours here, but suffice it to say, I'm with elfin on this one. The female of the species is a rather lovely creation indeed! Most of the time anyway... 😉

With regards to your comments about men's winkler, well they're not quite as aesthetic as boobs. My ex GF loves looking at other women's boobs, in fact all of them did! In some cases it was nothing more than appreciating the fine form of another woman, in one case she went stark raving homo for a while after she split up with me (yeah, I was THAT good!).

Hmmmmm... Boobs!

And legs, must not forget legs... In fact, I think I prefer legs!

And bums...

And...

...

...

See what's happened now! 😉


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:04 pm
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Anyway, boobs are boobs, I really don't get the fascination...

Ooh, I do..... 🙂

Eh? Whassat?

What was the question?

I do like ladies' bottoms, it has to be said.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:20 pm
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The day anyone actually works out what goes on in a womans brain will go hand in hand with sussing out the meaning of life and someone other than Indiana Jones, or Eric Idle finding the Holy Grail.

Oh and Fred - we all know you're a bit desperate, but really?


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:41 pm
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Really what? 😕


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:42 pm
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Really, do you need to be so slimy? You aint going to get it on here, so put your boner away and leave the 'I love women, me' comments for somewhere that might appreciate it - try Mumsnet.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:49 pm
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All it needs is that Yeti bloke - usual sad gits on these sort of threads. You'd all be better off on adult friend finder or something... not a MTB forum.


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:52 pm
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Sez a bloke on an internet forum at 1 am... 😆

Really, do you need to be so slimy?

What on Earth are you going on about now, you silly man? 😕 Go to bed, you're obviously tired and emotional. Probbly too much Bitter for you and deluded... 😉


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:57 pm
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Fred - I/ve just returned from watching a boxing tournament. I'm as pissed as a parrot/ 😀 I do like you mind - when you coming down to Bristol?


 
Posted : 10/06/2011 11:59 pm
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Erm, only if and when I recieve a court summons. 😐

I do like Avonmouth though. It is a Very Beautiful Place.

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Posted : 11/06/2011 12:03 am
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Most of my best mates are women. Personally I think they're great. Most crap in life is caused by childish men with issues.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:04 am
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Fair enough. I was based at Avonmouth for a while, Not a bad place really. Lots of hard working folk in that region.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:06 am
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OOh careful iDave; you'll be accused of being 'slimy'...

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Funny thing is though, they're not actually slimy are they, snakes. Just cold and dry.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:08 am
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Deluded; I love that bit on the M5 when you come past Avonmouth and Portishead (named after a band you know) going south, and there's that beautiful valley to your right. And cos you're quite high up you get a pukka view.

I'd love to go riding there one day.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:10 am
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You know, this bit to the right in this picture:

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The Gordano Valley, no?

And there's TAFKASTR tooling down towards Cornwall with his caravayn....


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:15 am
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You're on about the Gordano Valley I suspect? Come down this way and ill be glad to show you the local runs. I should add that I'm a policeman... as long as you can hack that 😀

EDIT - Yeah, you got it.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:16 am
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You is a Babylonian? 😯

(Hides stash hurriedly...)

What mate I ain't dun nuffink it's a fit-up....


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:21 am
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The Babylon - stems from the corrupt city in the bible. I was told that by a Jamaican fella whose door I’d kicked in, in St Pauls years ago. Never knew what it meant up until that point.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:27 am
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Ooh, St Pauls was meant to be right rough. My Nan lived in where was it, Keynsham. Nice respectable suburban bland village. I doubt she ever went anywhere near St Pauls.

Of course, you represent corruption, evil, and oppression. I'm scared you'll want to give me a Chinese Burn. 😥


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:36 am
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No... I don't behave like that. Friendly type of chap me. 😆


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:41 am
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women are rubbish....cant live without them but continually pick holes and complain when living with them. Be cool. Women are awesome, must say honestly I have had a lot more fun with women than men in my life.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 1:29 am
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riding over avonmouth bridge is fun as is the severn bridge, the hill part of gordano valley has some nice cheaky trails


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 6:39 am
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I'd probably say some of the best friends I've had in life are women too. My wife is a fantastic person, but women in general tend to be a bunch of nut jobs - at least a good percentage. FACT


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 7:34 am
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Lol mboy yes I can appreciate a nice body and to be honest like your gf probably prefer female to male figure in some ways, mainly visually I have to say, we are built to be more pleasing on the eye. I just don't get the obsession men get about them. I do however love being a woman cos I get to play with mine all the time 🙂 must be rubbish being a bloke, unless you have massive moobs 😉


 
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I do like Avonmouth though. It is a Very Beautiful Place.

Deluded; I love that bit on the M5 when you come past Avonmouth and Portishead (named after a band you know) going south, and there's that beautiful valley to your right. And cos you're quite high up you get a pukka view.

I'd love to go riding there one day.

I work in Avonmouth, live in Portishead and ride in that valley.


 
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I don't think you should judge the whole of the female population on the lower echelons you obviously mix in.

Seriously though, I greatly prefer the company of women, and am always amazed at guys that would rather spend a 'night out with the (smelly loud simple minded) lads' rather than a night in or out with a lovely smelling soft gentle warm interesting lady. You've only got to read this forum to see the attitude some (most?) guys have towards women and sex ('I would', 'you know you want to', just shag it'), it's pretty sad reading.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 9:04 am
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Honestly though how many woman have genuinely nice body's though? it's very rare IMO.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 12:59 pm
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the hill part of gordano valley has some nice cheaky trails

Do tell...


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 1:19 pm
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He will be referring to the ridge line the runs between Nortons Wood Lane and Clevedon Court.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 1:24 pm
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Wasn't the gordano bit whre the CLIC 24 ran originally?

Elfins pic reminds me of the motorway crossing on the course, must be the same bridge. I saw it many many many times, though the dark bits on 6v 5w halogens weren't all that easy to make out.


 
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Honestly though how many [s]woman[/s] people have genuinely nice body's though? it's very rare IMO.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 2:18 pm
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Wasn't the gordano bit whre the CLIC 24 ran originally?

Pretty much, yes.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 3:48 pm
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Honestly though how many woman have genuinely nice body's though?

Most of them do, you're just looking with the wrong eyes 😉


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 3:51 pm
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Boooobs. LOL, More of a leg girl, myself...


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 4:03 pm
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More of a leg girl, myself...

Me too! Er, man I mean...


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 4:16 pm
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I don't think you should judge the whole of the female population on the lower echelons you obviously mix in.

Seriously though, I greatly prefer the company of women, and am always amazed at guys that would rather spend a 'night out with the (smelly loud simple minded) lads' rather than a night in or out with a lovely smelling soft gentle warm interesting lady. You've only got to read this forum to see the attitude some (most?) guys have towards women and sex ('I would', 'you know you want to', just shag it'), it's pretty sad reading.

I take it your fluffy gush is aimed primarily at me?

Have you moved out of your mums house yet?

All the girls I know that are actually any fun, are quite comfortable with being out with the lads too, and no, none of them are even remotely from what you might describe as the 'lower echelons'.


 
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