Why are thier bottoms hanging out?

Photos would help

Hen party?

If women want to show off their arse then it's a free country, i see enough arse cracks on guys i wish i could unsee, so just enjoy the show, it'll be a hen do as stated above.

Women (or "humans" for balance) in revealing clothing shocker? Nothing new there.

Hen party?

I don't think so - there were 20+, all going in different directions at Haymarket station area, cafes, pubs, walking towards town etc.

A few were wearing US baseball type jackets too.

Women (or “humans” for balance) in revealing clothing shocker? Nothing new there.

This was beyond that. It was a very deliberate dress style....

I don’t think so – there were 20+, all going in different directions at Haymarket station area, cafes, pubs, walking towards town etc.

A drunk and disoriented hen party then.

You could ask them.

A few were wearing US baseball type jackets too.

Make Arses Great Again?

As expected, lots of Tiktok and Instagram results from google. They're obviously copying the latest trendy celeb off the special media. Not something blokes of our age will ever comprehend.

https://tinyurl.com/3ynm2bx

Why?

Did you try talking to them about your observations?

There is a "western" themed music thing on in Inverness, they could just be grabbing a drink waiting for a connection.

Make Arses Great Again?

I could get behind that...

Did you try talking to them about your observations?

Mrs_oab and I discussed the likely outcome of one of us walking over to one of them and saying 'scuse me pal, yer arris is on show. Is that deliberate?'. Funnily enough it led to us merely observing, not interacting....

Fashion innit, grandad.

How do I put this without being clobbered for being fattist/sexist/ageist.....

.....did they (on average, not that I imagine you were keeping score, that'd be weird when sat with your wife) have bottoms one would be keen to present fulsomely if you were the owner?

Imagine what you'd have been saying back in the day stepping out of Haymarket into your carriage Mrs_Oab, why are those young ladies showing their ankles .....

This months fashion 🤷‍♂️

Mrs_oab and I discussed...

I've been through this before, I treat it as a test.

Mrs. H.: Did you see that skirt that girl was wearing.

Me: No.

Mrs. H: It was disgusting. Why do they dress like that, who are they trying to impress?

Me: (Shrug)

You could always ask them. Òr would that be too cheeky?

https://twitter.com/spampi_anatomy/status/1764657964638519390

this may help explain it. If someone understands, could they translate, please?

…..did they (on average, not that I imagine you were keeping score, that’d be weird when sat with your wife) have bottoms one would be keen to present fulsomely if you were the owner?

I would hate to pass judgement.

*Looks at his own gut*

In moments like this a Kenneth Williams expression is the appropriate response in front of the SO.

I was at my future son in law's Stag do last weekend and stayed at Haymarket....There were lots of Hen do's around. Mostly inappropriately dressed 😁😁

Blame it on Beyonce!! 🙂 🤠

Formal dress code for only fans convention.

The thread title reminded me of the time I gave a vet a hand sorting a sheep with a prolapsed anus

I'm going to hazard a guess that these are Taylor Swift fans warming up for her Edinburgh gigs. In June!!

FFS Will somebody <i>please</i> post some photos

prolapsed anus

I've said it before on here but never ever Google picture search for this term.

It will haunt your soul.

It’ll be Terminal V: https://terminalv.co.uk/festival/

I’m dreading my little miss a11y’s growing up…

^ that could be it.

Properly two bottom cheeks on display

Was talking about this today, having seen examples out late in Manchester last night.

My BIL was explaining the trend for proper figure hugging shorts in Oz, as in right up her crack, spray on style & often with padded cheeks, dunno if it's a thing in UK butt got a bit of a shock when I first spotted a pair being sported in public 🫣

Blame it on the boogie.

Disappointed, thought this thread was going to be about chimps.

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Blame it on the boogie.

Nights?

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The thread title reminded me of the time I gave a vet a hand sorting a sheep with a prolapsed anus

Username checks out.

Sits patiently waiting for this trend to make it to the south coast.....

DrP

Just metioned this thread to the OH who is slightly  more aware of things than I am and when I said "all heading in different directions" straight away said "probably promo girls".

There is a “western” themed music thing on in Inverness

All that way just to pick up a chicken?

....

Possibly the first non politics thread in STW history to discuss 'two cheeks of the same arse'

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ksAlN4whKeU&pp=ygUdZmFtaWx5IGd1eSBkYWlzeSBkdWtlcyBwaGFzZSA%3D

All that way just to pick up a chicken?

They’re obviously copying the latest trendy celeb off the special media.

I'm sure its just a heartfelt tribute to the Mitchell Brothers

OP is the typo due to typing one handed? 😇

Is this not evidence supporting Dr Brian Mays early paper on the systems driving planetary motion.

Is this not evidence supporting Dr Brian Mays early paper on the systems driving planetary motion.

Not aware his theory has been disproved after nearly 40 years

Lol on a bike ride today and passed a young un who appeared to have forgotten to finish getting dressed. Just looked like they were wearing a largish pair of underpants. I said to OH I must be getting old. It was only 12 degrees at most with a bitter wind 🤷

I'm guessing this thread is the cause of the very interesting dreams I had last night. I think I deserve a drink after a night of that sort of thing.

I’m guessing this thread is the cause of the very interesting dreams I had last night. I think I deserve a drink after a night of that sort of thing.

MrsMC apparently dreamt last night tbat our pet ferret was running loose in Sports Direct, but I'm struggling to see a connection.

(For clarity, we don't have a ferret and we're a couple of miles from a Sports Direct)

Oh Jesus, now I've started dreaming about dogs.

dreamt last night tbat our pet ferret was running loose in Sports Direct,

I'd tell you about my recent weird dream but I've got an appointment to get to.

It's at the Surrey Pangolin Centre, somehow my pangolin has managed to get a load of gloss paint on it.

Is that a euphemism?

It will have been Terminal V, the dance music festival out at the Royal Highland Showground. We have been to the Fly festival out at Hopetoun House and in Princes Street Gardens and the fashion is pretty much the same.

You see all sorts of stuff on all genders - crochet trousers, tops made out of nets. Everyone who's not in fancy dress is in a uniform of jeans, t shirt and pure white Air Max trainers. My wife spends half the time we're there saying "why are they dressed like that" and "don't they look mad?". I remind her that we're the odd ones out and everyone else is looking at us thinking we looks weird, and that other people can wear whatever they want and it's not for us to judge.

Oh Jesus, now I’ve started dreaming about dogs

It's when you start dreaming about Donald trump and Putoline chain wax you need to worry.

Blame it on the boogie

Blame it on the beyoncé

Every time I find myself in Manchester city centre at the weekend, I remind myself that what the "young persons" are wearing is just how they roll, it's none of my business anymore.

Or

“probably promo girls”.

This