[Closed] Who's the naughtiest?

Just the once.

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And I'm proud of that, but then that I guess makes me a dullard.. Should I get arrested just so I can say I have?

I have had a gun pulled on me twice though..

No no no no no no no......

That's not a test for the naughtiest, just the most easily found out.

I have had a gun pulled on me twice though..

I'm staying away from your endz

Nope

more than a few times, but it's no indication of naughtiness as getting caught is often entirely through carelessness

Don't get caught.

HTH

Nope, not yet.

But I have sat upstairs on a bus on my own before.

We had an armed drug bust - it was a stitch up though & I was out at the time thankfully

Never been arrested or even a parking ticket or speeding fine 🙂

just the most easily found out.

I've done several things which could have landed me a fairly lenghtly spell inside, but never arrested, phew

I ride cheeky trails.

*a lot*

To be fair, one of the guns was pulled out on both me and my Mother (she was a sub post mistress at the time, I popped down with a cup of coffee for her and this nutjob was shuving a note through the plate glass window saying "giv me yer money,i have gun", I laughed at him, Mother ducked and dragged me down under the desk, nutjob went nextdoor to pull out the gun on the newsagent, we called plod, they did too, mentalness ensued)
The second one was in that London near a very trendy area, (I stood there like a plonker whilst this nutjob shuved the gun in my face, thing was he never asked for anything.. He got floored by a passing Taxi driver and held till plod go there.. I went to Costa for a coffee)
I've had a shotgun shot at me with salt pelets for setting a cornfield on fire, I was 8 BTW and we were only roasting corn on the cobs like kids do..

But I have sat upstairs on a bus on my own before.

Living life to the Max, PMJ! 😀

In the old days, before Judys in yellow, and the Explosif, Rock Lobster and P7 were mystical frames from exotic far away places in Unobtainia...
I was chased regularly by Forestry Commission blokes in pick ups across the New Forest (Redlands mostly)

The second one was in that London near a very trendy area, (I stood there like a plonker whilst this nutjob shuved the gun in my face, thing was he never asked for anything.. He got floored by a passing Taxi driver and held till plod go there.. I went to Costa for a coffee)

Never been in trouble with the police for anything other than having a heavy right foot.

Oh, apart from 'driving without insurance' for accidentally having a 20 minute gap between two concurrent policies; six points and ninety quid, subsequently contributing to a six month ban under the totting up procedure. Not that I'm still bitter or anything.

Only other time I've been in trouble is with various systems admins in educational establishments for, ah, unofficial penetration testing as a student. Which I was innocent of. Usually. Ahem.

I've evaded arrest a couple of times.
does that count?

I've been banned from the STW forum - does that count at all?

Arrested twice 😳

was wanted in Perth Australia for racking up loads of parking tickets while working as a courier. Cops came to the house and I hid behind the door as my housemate told them I had left the country, that got the heart beating a bit rapidly.

I have been arrested once and was not convicted. This is not a good indication of how badly behaved someone is, only that they got caught.

Some of the stuff I got up to as a yoof would have landed me in jail for quite some time......had I been caught.

I was arrested once after mates and I put a window in in Oxford. My mate Boris and I got arrested while David and Gideon scarpered.

I had a thread deleted about a month ago.

I had a thread deleted about a month ago.

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Pwopa nawty

I did 14 days in a Greek prison for asaulting a police officer. I am a scouser though so what do you expect?

Once. Drink driving. Wasn't done though as I passed the breathaliser machine in the station.
I wouldn't've been arrested either if I hadn't aimed for the (drunk) pedestrians ambling about in the road while the coppers were watching. Duh.

When I eat muesli I rummage around to get as many nuts as possible, this means my wife gets less...so essentially I steal from my wife.

One and spent the night in a Belgravia police station cell 😳

My Mom and Dad don't know to this day, it was 10 yrs ago, ssshhhh!

Im 42 but the shame...

Not been arrested once. Been told off for riding on pavements and jumping stairs etc but never even fined. Worst incident I've had was walking up the street of Plymouth in fancy dress with a couple of friends waving a toy gun and then having the armed police pin me us up against a shop window. Apparently it was not a laughing matter

i had 4 months b n b payed by her majesty, in my youth.

I ended up in court in Gran Canaria once because some bloke said me and my brother bricked the headlights on his Porsche 944 when it was parked up. I had to explain to the Judge that Porsche 944's have pop up headlights and as it was parked up with them down there was no way we could have done it.

Also been stopped for being drunk in-charge of a bicycle and taken home for letting car tyres down.

I was involved in a 'high' speed chase with a panda car, me on a raliegh shopper with no lights.
'You'll never take me alive copper!'

Arrested? Me? Never - I'm a good girl. me 😀

As an adult never , as a juvenile.............. errr many times.

I wasn't a bad kid I just got in with the wrong crowd. Theft/drive while underage/possesion of offensive weapon.

I'm good now.

how I managed 4 years getting wasted on class A's in London, without getting booked, is beyond me!

It's not like Oxford street is busy at 5am while I stumble along the pavement....

And like Cougar, I've probably violated the Computer Misuse Act hundreds of times..

All clean now though.

Never arrested.

I am sure I would have been once when the rozzer said 'wait there boy' and I proceeded to RLBF. (I was vandalising a sign with a black marker pen - it was a phase we went though, changing signs to read different things like 'No Parking' became 'sNot Parkingson'. We were young.

I was also warned once when I was found trying to scale scaffold around a Post Office late one night. They thought I was breaking in. I pointed out I was clearly drunk and just playing around (I was doing quasi-gym moves on the 'bars').

Like others, never been caught.

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My Mom and Dad don't know to this day, it was 10 yrs ago, ssshhhh!

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That's a bit naughty smuggling a 'Mom' into the good old UK.....

Quite a few. None in the last 16 years though.

I can't believe I'm in the company of such ribald scoundrels.. 😯

I know Yunkster; shocking, isn't it? 😯

Disgraceful....

Yup, twice as an adult.

Criminal Justice Act protest, and breaking into Nestles to hang a banner of the roof mentioning something about their heavy promotion of, and profiting from, powdered baby milk in developing countries (I wasn't after the chocolate honest 🙂 )

Oh, and was shot at once - straight through the rear window of the car when we were doing 60mph ... but hey, that was life in the wild west of rural Scotland!

I'd rather not divulge my criminal past on a public forum....lets just say i know what it feels like when someone else locks the door for you at night. 😯

x2, caution and conditional discharge.

Pretty happy with that, on reflection 8)

Never been nicked, but that's far from the whole story.

I put my non incarceration down to two things, firstly an innate sense of when to step back into the shadows and an ability to run very, very fast. 🙂

No I haven't really done anything arrestable. The worst me and my mates did was get kicked out of school premises after someone had called the police because we'd climbed over the fence with our bmxes to ride some street at the weekend - our school had some great ledges, bank-to-ledges/walls and stairsets!

No. I;ve arrested people though,

Arrested once for shagging in public

Never been arrested or in trouble with dibble but

Had a gun pointed at me when I was a kid, held hostage by crazy men with knives, been shot at by Dagenham scrotes (only a air gun but still scary), lived in Russia without a visa (twas not the thing to do at the time and an experience sorting it out) and have had many incidents with strangers with knives whilst living abroad.

Probably sounds worse than it was and all very much in the past now.

BTW, 'arrested' is not the same as being charged, or convicted, or even 'guilty' 😉

Thus, I am afraid I have failed the 'naughty test' and my record remains as clean as a whistle - never even had any points on my license in the last 20 years!

[i]I wasn't a bad kid I just got in with the wrong crowd. [/i]

Yeh, my mum use to say this about my brother, until she realised that he was the 'wrong crowd'...

Just the once, for something I didn't do. And got away with it quite a few times for things I did. There's no justice 😆

twice, one for breaking a glass window to get the owners attention (she'd taken my mates keys, out of his car, gone into her house and locked the door)

second one was for apparently beating up a girl? utterly ridiculous, nicknamed the gentle giant for a reason 😀

I've been in handcuffs numerous times, very naughty every time

Charged with TDA (subsequently dropped) and driving with out licence, insurance or road tax (guilty...). Got 8 points.

Fortunately they ignored the speeding and no MOT. Something to do with sudden stop the tumbling down the road and being ambulanced to hospital I'd imagine. Guess they figured that a night in the icu and that was probably more likely to be a suitable deterrent. To be fair it was.

I was young and stupid. as opposed to just stupid I guess.