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I've been on here since 2003, never had so much as a warning
I feel left out
Had a 24hour in the cooler for "swear filter avoidance". I spelled a word rhyming with runt with a couple of letters mixed up - mind you, I'd been doing it for a while but I still think someone reported me. Mind you, it was one of those Jade Goody (but not referring to Jade) threads when she died - I think a lot of us got cooling off periods around that time.
Banana.
I think my password / code has been revoked and it's a society web forum where you can't read anything if you're not a paid up member.
The bride thing was getting on my ti"s.
This one silly girl was trying to lose about a pound of weight every 2 days and had 63 days to go. Actually I think it was more severe than that.
She seemed to be getting so much moral support from other brides-to-be, telling her to keep at it, not to succumb to the chocolate etc etc, how he'd want her to be as slim as possible, how it was the right thing to be doing.
Not a word about exercise or a note of caution.
Over the period of about 2 weeks I ingratiated myself with her and her circle of pals as a new bride to be, then read her the riot act, siting examples such as Chris Ryan's weight loss escaping the Iraqis and Ran Fiennes's experiences on his expeditions etc etc.
I was banned for a year.
I was banned once for a joke impersonation of a mod. I simply said my post had been deleted also but was funnier than the other guys. Not insulting to anyone, not even mocking mods but I got a ban.
Funny thing was, I didn't even know I'd been banned. Just my log in didn't work. No warning, no e-mail, just the hand of god! (should that be a big G or a little G?)
Jesus, Ti29er, that sounds like a ****ed up sort of situation: you did the right thing, but I guess the truth hurt 'em.
MMm sounds like Ti29r's a member of the SWPP by the sound of his thread here? If not it ought to be by what I've been reading between the lines!
Not had words from here, been told off over on TP a couple of times, (rules are much more rigorous over there)!
At school I was terrible, I held the record for the most slipperings in a school year, they wore canes out on me on a regular basis and I was only slightly uncontrollable!
Got banned from a well known Audio Visual forum's classified section
Very strange situation, I was the buyer and paying using paypal "gift"
So the seller would have my money and the goods, yet I needed to provide credentials
Couldn't quite see why,queried it and got an "infraction" which was actually a ban
Still not sure what I did wrong, but hey ho its their site and that's it, end of
A couple of temporary bans for minor infringements, no big deal.
no .
I'm good these days, but I did get suspended for a week from primary school for kneeing the headmaster in the nuts!
Banned for a weekend for telling two of the most offensive jokes I know. 😈
Had a few temporary bannings for a few pictures, then a few permanent bannings. Sort of on good behaviour now...
Back to what school dished out. I guess I was a difficult child. Smart enough to do well, but awkward enough to gain the attention of the authorities. At school I got the pump and the cane (pump is laughable, cane ****ing well hurts when one of the PE teachers is dishing it out). I also got a baseball to the side of the head and once was made to run about 4 miles behind one of the PE teachers cars. I'd never, in a million years have told my parents about this 'corporal punishment', they'd have punished me again.
None of it sorted me out though, I still did well at school, even got some A levels but no doubt there was a big black mark on my file. Fights, drink, attitude, I bet some of the teachers wanted to give me a good kicking,and I would have deserved it, I was a little shit.
Took me to about 21 - 22 to outgrow it all. I tell you what though, from 18 to 22 I had a bloody fantastic time. Fighting, drinking, drugs, girls, more girls, more fighting. ****ing brilliant.
O/T-I remember at school we used to have a game where you had to hit the other kids in the nuts. I was pretty good at this game- devoted alot of time to stalking prey etc.
Anyway one day I met my match and was firmly kicked in the nuts by a lad called Harvinder(?). I sat the whole of lunchtime on a bench outside staring at the floor in abject pain. I can't remember playing the game again after that!
I got banned for 8 years 1 month the other week for not having a valid email address... how the hell did i click the confirmation then if its not valid!
I did not become an obnoxious shi£e until a few years ago.
Caned once at school and once got the "slipper".
Now I'm making up for lost time.
So here goes you
*Edited do to vile language*
😉
edited DO to?
Banned and warned about my latent homophobic issues earlier this year for comments on the Stephen Gately thread.
Is that slander by STW to say i have homophobic issues?
I like homophobes. It identifies who has closet-homophobic tendencies that they cant reconcile with 😉
I've got a blinding "ticking off" email from Chipps after the Parrot Trolling incident many years back.
Got a warning for apparently advertising a mates business when I wasn't, only to see STW Towers post something advertising their mate's business the same day - Oh the hypocrisy!!!
Stw on many occasions has restored my faith in forums. The manwells thread for example, but its tempered by the likes of kaese.
I got banned for swear filter evasion, but that was in 2004 though. 8)