[Closed] Who's been told to w**k at home because of the snow?

I struggled in to w**k at work this morning, although I end up w**king here most days anyway. there is a real w**k ethos here and if your not w**king you must be wasting time. If the boss catches you not w**king he's not a happy bunny.

Since when did you w**k Pimp? I thought they just sat you in a corner with a pack of crayons and a kid's computer? 😆

I'm on leave today but I normally w**k with prisoners, so I can't do that from home.

I am trying to W**k in my office, but I am too hungover. Maybe Ill be able to W**k this afternoon after a lunchtime beer.

I like to think that making an artistic mess is tantamount to w**king Davy. 😆

I'm in the office but I'm really busy so I've asked the girl that sits next to me if she can help me with my W**k

She said she's never seen a pile of W**k like it before but she's looking forward to getting her teeth into it. I told her that wouldn't be necessary.

Not at home, but w**king out on the site in the snow, in front of the school..
W**k to live, don't live to w**k.

I'm in the spare room w**king by a nice warm radiator, with a coffee on the go

carefull you don't scold yourself, i suppose if you spill it the tissues are at hand

IGMC

awesome thread.

Im w**king from home whilst watching the snow outside. Theres one bloke out there w**king away trying to clear his garden path.

Oh well, going to have a break from w**king now, have some lunch and then get back to it.

my New Year's resolution will be to not w**k so hard

Having a quick blast of W**k to give me an appetite before I grab some lunch. I've had to shut the blinds in the office here this morning as people looking in at meer are putting me off my w**k.
Just had the postman out; he's busy w**king and deposited me something nice through the door, he always puts a smile on my face.

I've been w**king at home since I woke up and I'm just about done now, although I'll be w**king at a customers house in a bit. I w**k with computers...

simon'F5'barnes to the thread please........

w**king at -40 today!! frosty

one down 2 more to go and i can go home, go in the garage and give my bike a good going over.

We just got an email from home office saying we can finish w**king at 2:30pm on xmas eve.

A nice little gesture in recognition of the amount of w**k we've put in over the past year

I reached 50 last year and gave up w**king. However, I found I missed it so much, I'm back to w**king three times a week.

nope, rode in through the snow into the office. can't believe the number of people who are claiming not to be able to get to work.

nope, rode in through the snow into the office. can't believe the number of people who are claiming not to be able to get to work.

You haven't really got this, have you?

i'm employed to only w**k for 9 months out of 12, so no w**king for me until February. 🙂

I'm just sitting at home watching porn...

Had the morning off, lied in bed til 10 not w**king. Now back in the office for a brief 1.5 hour w**k session, say my goodbyes and finish for the year. Yep, no more w**king til 4th Jan. Merry Xmas 😛

I was signed of w**king for 3 weeks. Went back to see Dr yesterday and he said it was ok to restart w**king again. The occupational health people thought I may not be up to w**king so I had to do a few tests to show them that I could w**k again.

They were impressed and said I could w**k again

I was signed of w**king for 3 weeks. Went back to see Dr yesterday and he said it was ok to restart w**king again. The occupational health people thought I may not be up to w**king so I had to do a few tests to show them that I could w**k again.

Sounds similar to me. I've been w**king at home for the past three weeks following an operation that involved my dominant w**king arm. Since then I've been recuperating and gently w**king, even though I'm technically signed off.

I hope that my employers realise what a diligent and dedicated w**ker I am.

I was meant to me W**king last night, but due to the snow all w**nking was cancelled due to the inability to cope with the blizzard conditions affecting safe w**k conditions.

If we had all w**ked last night there's a definate chance no one who uses the underground would've been able to get to their places of w**k and undertake furious pre-christmas w**king before essential christmas w**k parties

I've w**ked in three different offices so far today, including w**king with a pretty girl who's email account was broken. She was so impressed with the quality or my w**k she gave me a chocolate! I've told her she can w**k with me anytime.

All quite on the w**k front here at the moment, but once the new year comes the w**k is really going to pile up. We have been told we will be w**king at weekends to get through it.

I'm not w**king today. I dont w**k anymore.

No snow in Bristol so I'm w**king in the office with everyone else...

I will be w**king on my bike later, it's real dirty!

I was meant to go on a course today and my boss should have been covering me. But he got stick in the snow, so I've had to come in to do his w**k for him, when he should have been doing my w**k. I don't mind w**king really.
Luckily it's not busy so I've got a lot of catching up with my previous w**k done today, but I'll still w**k until 5pm. Most of it is typing, so my w**k can give me sore fingers.
Unlike some people I've got to w**k nearly all week next week, indeed I shall be w**king on Christmas Eve. Hopefull I'll be finished w**king by midday, which WILL be a relief let me tell you!

I had an OP a couple of weeks ago so shouldn't be w**king at all. But its my busiest time of the year so I've been w**king non stop.Its very sore and I've got an infection so perhaps I should stop w**king for a bit now.

I'm picturing you lot all w**king, and w**king myself

Pook, I've w**ked so hard recently it's a real strain on my eyes at the computer, so I've changed the way I w**k a bit: I have a rest then a furious period of w**king when nobody is around. I can't concentrate on my w**k when someone is watching, and I'm not w**king now because I'm posting on here and I know most STWers are far better w**kers than me.

w**ker

I'm always interested in what it's like where other people are w**king, any one up for doing a w**k swap so we can learn more about how each of us w**ks on a day-to-day basis?

Me and my co-w**kers had our christmas do last night, so while we're all supposed to be w**king today most of it so far has been spent trying to form one continuous recollection of the events of last night. I've tried to start w**king a couple of times but I'm having trouble summoning up the enthusiasm and it seems to tail off again quite quickly if I don't focus on the task in hand properly.

I might go and talk to one of the ladies from the lab in a minute. I've got quite a long list of tasks that need doing and I'll see I can convince her to allow me to unload some w**k on her. She's got a lovely smile and just hope me dropping a load on her won't spoil it.

Pook - Member
I'm picturing you lot all w**king, and w**king myself

This thread is just feeding my chilish humour streak. Its excellent.

I go into w**k at 5 this evening, and will be w**king hard, probably without a break, until 3am. Unless there are lots of naughty people out tonight in which case I could have to w**k all the way until breakfast time.

are none of the STW ladies w**king today? Or are they all just sat there watching us while we w**k ourselves into the ground for their benefit.

Come on, give us a hand with it. Don't pretend you aren't - it might not be physical like men's w**king, but I bet your fingers are hard at it as we speak.

I w**k extra hard 4 days a week for up to 9 hours a day so I can have an extra day off each week.

best bit of this thread is AndyP's post though... classic 😀

The thing that annoys me is that my mate at the council is w**kshy! ... He needs to pull his finger out and w**k much harder.

Been w**king furiously hard and fast today so next week I can take my time. You've got to pace yourself if you're serious about w**king!

I feel sorry for anyone w**king at home alone, there's a real christams feeling in the office today with every w**king away with festive abandon.

I find you sometimes have to tell clients that they're not the only ones you have to w**k for and sometimes they have to wait their turn...

I've been hard at w**k all morning staring at the computer, I can't see straight any more. May take some w**k home though, I w**k with the missus, if I ask nicely she might take it off my hands...

I'm w**king from home although the two cats, Playboy and Jazz, are sitting on my lap so it's quite hard to w**k properly.

Pimp, have you been up to Ashridge today? I went up earlier, before putting in a decent morning's w**k session, to take some pictures of the snow. There were a couple of farmers about, w**king with some sheep in a field.

Is anyone else finding it difficult to w**k properly with cold fingers?

funny enough

I've just stopped w**king to read and add to a thread on STW about w**king.

hah - thats nothing. I was out at lunchtime and saw some guys w**king on the roads. Typical council though - one guy was w**king and the three others were watching him. poor guy, w**king away own his own with an audience laughing at him. It did occur to me that my tax dollars were paying for those lazy w**kers. The only upshot was the guy who was w**king would have been warmer than the rest.

I only have to w**k two more days this year!, but then have do a massive amount of w**k next month

No more w**king for me this year, although I haven't been w**king so much recently as I'm being paid less to do it.

Back on full pay in January, so I'll be a happy little w**ker again 🙂

I w**k in an office full of women, it's great sometimes. I look around the office and see all these women w**king and it makes me so happy.

If I start to struggle with my w**k at any point I have plenty of others to help me get shot of my load. It's a very satisfying place to w**k everyone is just so nice.

no w**k today, and no w**k tommorrow, but i've got to w**k on sunday, which is w**k!

i am a service engineer and when we had that snow earlier this year i had to cancel 3 calls out of 7 one day manager went hoping mad so went out today did all mine but he cancelled his and went home 👿

I wasn't supposed to be w**king today - having a break. But got a callout so had to go and w**k in the local bakery. The people who w**k down there are really nice. There's slightly camp chap who w**ks in the post office bit. And a friend of my mums who was w**king, but made the time to make me a cuppa. Didn't get to drink it though while I was w**king. I was w**king in the cream cake section, made me really hungry. Was gonna pinch one, but my hands were a bit dirty from w**king.

I'm not a baker by the way, I w**k in electrics.

I'm not a baker by the way, I w**k in electrics.

You don't have anything to do with Alfa Romeo do you? I heard someone call their wiring department a right bunch of w**kers once. 😉

But w**king with cream cakes sounds like fun. 😀

I haven't w**ked since April, since I got fed up of w**king for other people's benefit. I plan to start w**king for myself in the new year. It's a bit daunting, but the thought of only w**king when I want to is spurring me on. W**king hard for four or five hours a day will leave me enough time to get out riding. It will be nice to be paid for w**king again, although I've had to splash out on some new w**k boots....

Due to trying get my w**k finished before my funding runs out (end of february) I'm w**king pretty much non-stop at the moment, and will be till I'm done.

Sadly I think it'll take me a bit longer to finish it off, but I hope to be done w**king by the summer, then have a bit of a break from it. Sucks at the moment though, w**k all day in the office, then get home and have to w**k some more.

I woke up this morning to find my w**k was on fire! Obviously all their w**king over night caused a small dribble which ignited.

So now I've finished w**king but ready to be ****ed by the insurance company come the new year and a several million pound claim.

Good bye Longannet power station unit one tubine hall 🙁

I'm pretty lucky then. I don't have to do much w**king out of normal w**k time. Although I'm supposed to be w**king for some old lady up the road on Sunday. She's nice, but she stands and watches over my w**k. Like she has a clue how to do it! A bit of beer money for 30 minutes w**king ain't bad though.

Has anyone posted this yet? Seems appropriate 🙂

I've had a real nightmare of a week, w**king hard to keep the client satisfied.

ooops just been done by MrGreedy

Well I woke up this morning to the snow and decided to w**k a bit whilst I waited to see if it was safe to w**k in the office and at 8am decided to go to w**k in the snow. Tbh thought there wasn't much w**king going on when I got there. I stopped w**king to come home in daylight so I could finish off my w**k at home.

Now thats me for 2009 and its a major relief. Its been a year of non stop w**king across long hours, and I'm knackered. Still at least I've had areally nice woman as my manager. She regularly inspects my w**k and has been very positive about what I've done! Shes someone I like to w**k for.....

Been w**king all day, need to relax and unwind, may treat myself to a ****

well, you're either a w**ker or a liar.

We had our Xmas do last night so the thought of w**king was a bit much.

We still had a whole heap of w**k to do however, so as a team we all w**ked together and pulled it off in the end.

I've got the kids over the weekend so no w**king for me for a couple days.

Quite thankful TBH, been w**king outside on a scaffold for the last couple weeks and my hands are getting rough because of the conditions i'm having to w**k in. My mates are just as bad as he's been helping me.

Dropping the kids off tomorrow afternoon as i need to w**k at a friends house, he wants me to get it done before xmas so it means w**king through the night for a couple nights and that's after a full days w**king.

Just as well i've got 2 days off cuz all this w**king will leave me feeling well f***ed .

No w**king for me for the next two weeks. W**king in a school can be hard going at times and I'll have to w**k like a Trojan for thirteen weeks starting on the 4th of January. It's very fulfilling w**king with youngsters and seeing them grow.

Had to stop w**king this morning and nip down the garden centre for a ****. Apparently I've got to **** over the compost heap, so I'll be w**king on that tomorrow.

I w**k on the roads, and because there has been a bit of snow I have to w**k harder to ensure that enough salt is sprayed around the network. There is a real danger of me running out of salt if I continue to w**k at this rate.

Oh dear power cut at home no w**king then.

Tumble outta bed
And stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawnin, stretchin, try to come to life
Jump in the shower
And the blood starts pumpin
Out on the streets
The traffic starts jumpin
And folks like me on the job from 9 to 5

W**kin 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin
Barely gettin by
Its all takin
And no givin
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
Its enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

I don't have to w**k again until Jan 4th, but my boss won't be back until the follow week so i won't have anyone to oversee my w**k.

I've been given an extra day off w**k in recognition of all the hard w**king I've done over the past year. I might save it until next year and have a whole week where I don't even think about w**king. Then when I'm back in the office I'll be ready to **** with renewed vigour. I mean work. 😳

Not sure whether to w**k at home tomorrow, or head into the office and w**k there.

Don't think there's many people in to see my w**k, so may save myself the journey and w**k in the comfort of my own home. That way if anybody wants me they can call and listen to me w**king over the phone.

Anyone seen those w**kers spreading s**t over the roads?

Lucky sods
I've got to drive up w**kington to w**k my nuts off getting some some crusty farmers machine w**king properly.
I'll be w**king on all fours in the mud!

This whole life w**k balance is doing my head in.
W**king all gods hours and jizzing it all on stuff i don't need and doesn't make me happy.

Change of job in the new year i think.

Merry Christmas

W**nking?

Ta.

I normally w**k for 8 and a half hours a day, but today being christmas eve I'm probably only going to be w**king until about 1pm then call it a day - that said I have already been w**king hard for nearly an hour solid already.