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Following on from the royal family thread: If you could nominate a figurehead to replace the royals. El presidente if you like, who would you vote for.
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That'd be nice. Your nominations please......
Pippa Middleton's bottom....
What was the question again?
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Couple that spring to mind
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Can't see anyone bothering to argue with the UK if this fella was in charge
I for one would welcome Boris Johnson as our new Elected Figurehead overlord. And I'm happy for Prince Philip to retain his current position as Vice-Figurehead.
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If only we could bring him back
Oh, good call on Fiennes.
EDIT: and Dibnah. *doffs cap*
look at this list I think I would vote for the Queen đŸ˜¯
Ok we need diplomacy, tact , recognised the world over and held in high regard
People of britain I give you
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Binners your loveliness compass is f***ed.
too expensive CM we cant afford her after we sold her to Disney
Binners is best mate with Hora and you dare to question his judgement
Brian Blessed!
In all seriousness someone like [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_Savage ]Wendy Savage[/url] Spent her life working for others. Principled. Caring. Intelligent. Non political
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too expensive CM we cant afford her after we sold her to Disney
But seriously, apart form the costs and all that can you think of any individual who has the political tact and deftness of touch that she has?
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Principled. Caring. Intelligent. Non political
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I'm sure Lisa would make the perfect host for visiting foreign dignitaries backhander. I'm picturing tea and cakes and softly-spoken self-deprecating Scouse humour. What could be more lovely than that? đŸ˜€
who is paying the bill for the vomit on my computer now well eh who is it
binners I think only her dad taking them out for a round of golf and sharing his favourite racist joke can make that scenario better
What could be more lovely than that?
Darth Vader would be better than that IMO.
I'd vote for Ritchie B
Ooops, I just threw up on my keyboard
But seriously, apart form the costs and all that can you think of any individual who has the political tact and deftness of touch that she has?
I am not sure she does have any of these she has never uttered a political opinion publicly so who knows what she really thinks. I will go for conservative [ non political sense] and probably a bit right wing.
Certainly on the rare occasions Charles speaks out he does not really appear to have his finger on the Zeitgeist pulse
This weekend's challenge! Anyone who can knock one out whilst staring at the picture of Mrs T wins a flapjack
I'm sure Lisa would make the perfect host for visiting foreign dignitaries backhander. I'm picturing tea and cakes and softly-spoken self-deprecating Scouse humour. What could be more lovely than that?
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Lorraine Kelly
She has a Lovely Mumsy Rating of 10 on my Top Trumps set.
The Thatcher image shoudl have had a warning. I had a flashback.
She has turned out like Steve Bell used to draw her though;
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I am not sure she does have any of these she has never uttered a political opinion publicly so who knows what she really thinks.
That is political tact!
Anyone who can knock one out whilst staring at the picture of Mrs T wins a flapjack
Extreme danger +*%$ then!
What sort of flapjack?
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You'd have Europe on their knees.
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so we need a mute then CM Excellent đŸ˜‰
I suspect it may be a yoghurt topped flapjack đŸ˜¯
I don't understand why everyone hasn't gone for the obvious...
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I suspect it may be a yoghurt topped flapjack
GET IN
BRB
What would Basil do ?
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The Queen. And if she wasn't available then Prince Charles.
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Did you know Mrs T has great breasts?
Anyway, finished. Where's my f***ing flapjack?
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^^^^don simon, to his boss earlier^^^^^
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hmmm - "what would basil do?"
the answer seems to be "boris" - fair enough
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/westwood/soundboard.shtml ]For yunki[/url]
under[i]stand[/i] that..!
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Meryl Streep as the loverly Iron lady, hubba hubba đŸ˜€
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Kylie - very nice, Thatch - perhaps less so. I would personally vote for that bi-curious fundamentalist muslim swan. Most bases are covered, very few people to say it wasnt PC, etc, and one flap of its jihadi wing would sort the bloody lot out. End of thread, I think...
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Anyone who can knock one out whilst staring at the picture of Mrs T wins a flapjack.
Ahahaha. I've found possibly the first ever exception to [url= http://xkcd.com/305/ ]Rule 34[/url]. There is no Margaret Thatcher porn on the internet.
I'll probably be told to clear my desk within the next 10 minutes, when that Google search term hits the company internet spying department.
How many people saying Boris are in London?
The Flying Ox - quite right too - anyone searching for Margaret Thatcher on google deserves to be sacked.
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I can and did vote for Monsieur le Président.
That beach has a pretty big slope
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hhhhhmmmm ... which one tonight ... hmmm .... decision, decision ...
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[quote=barnsleymitch]Kylie - very nice, Thatch
mmmm! yes, I bet she has
Dyson: Is this what they mean by "Tea bagging?"
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