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...in a war between the monkey world and the cat kingdom? So on one side you have all the apes and monkeys (not including humans) and on the other all the felines, from the big cats down to domestic tabbies. .
rediculous question - you not seen a Liger?
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Which side is the creature known as Simon Cowell on?
Why aren't we including humans? It doesn't seem fair, we've got the guns.
Other than that all the monkeys can do is throw shit at them.
Honey Badgers would kick them all in to next week.
Can't we all just get along?
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If it was going to happen, my money is on Simians.
...if only for the Mandrills.
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So the cats have lions and tigers, but the apes have silver backed gorillas and orangutans. Plus basic tool and weapon carrying ability...
There's never been a planet of the cats has there?
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innit.
Some very valid and interesting points getting made here. Very happy..
FYI, thundercats is now on love film!
I'm getting junior DrP into it big style!
Check out episode one, with chetara pretty much naked.....
DrP
Must....reach...sword. Must....save....Cheetara!
as long as they don't breed 😯
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My cat sleeps for 23.5 hours a day.
I suspect the apes would win purely by being awake for more of the time.
Hopefully the cats put up more resistance than the racoons...
They can also co-opt other animals for their own nefarious gain...
would the apes/ monkeys have access to our weaponary?
would these just be land battles? or would the chimps be allowed to operate drones? and the lions be allowed to captain submarines?
and where would the territories be that they were fighting for? would all this be in Africa?
If you have read The Jungle Book then you will know it would be the bandar log, until Kaa the python starts to dance.
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and you can tell that to the monkeys
Check out episode one, with chetara pretty much naked.....
Can you see her human?
Which side is the creature known as Simon Cowell on?
Why aren't we including humans? It doesn't seem fair, we've got the guns.
Other than that all the monkeys can do is throw shit at them.
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You don't need to include Humans, we've already wiped out the majority of big cats.
Our work is done
The chimps are gonna have it hard, those felines don't go lion down
Huh huh huh
Don't forget most big apes are critically endangered. And as for the lesser apes - you don't see lions running scared from baboons do you?
Also, cat infantry would be unstoppable. There is an awful lot of domestic cats about.
Also, cat infantry would be unstoppable. There is an awful lot of domestic cats about.
Imagine organising them, though. It would be like herding cats.
Won't somebody think of the Puppies, in which case. Hyenas FTW.
I thought we'd won, and we keep pussies as pets.