[Closed] who is the richest person on here

Not me

I haven't used my overdraft in two years! That's rich for me 🙂

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Not me, but I have the biggest cock so I don't care.

definitely not me... I Probably live on less money per week than some peoples watroise order

Not me, but I have the biggest cock so I don't care.

Was there an actual willy waiving thread I missed?

Me.

Cheers, Rich

My current acc has a balance of 0.02 right now....

Pretty sure there be dragons a lurking here...

Me, or you, maybe him or her.

Mark, it’s got to be Mark.
Or Couger
Or Drac

Cheesily I don't measure happiness by monetary terms.

I've got enormous
potential.

scotroutes - Member
Not me, but I have the biggest cock so I don't care.

My bank account says differently.

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I'll let you know when I've finished mining bitcoin

Culturally rich and high on life.

Usually there are replies like. "I don't know but I do ok, I am in the top 0.1%" bla bla bla.

Or Couger

Sure as shit isn't me.

Also, who? C'mon, it's like six letters.

I have a tiny house in the SW France that I spend most of my time at. I spend very little, have enough savings/investments that mean I don't need to work. I have no idea how you measure "richest". But I'm happy.

Not sure, let me ask my butler...

That sounds pretty much it for many people.

Good question. Are we talking assets or bank balance?

I'm FB friends with a billionaire in Silicon Valley.

I'm possibly in the top 10% of earners on here, but probably one of the poorest - debt wise, asset wise and time wise 🙁

This is such a vulgar thread.
(But it's me).

My current acc has a balance of 0.02 right now.

No doubt it's someone so tight they won't pay for a subscription

I own 60% of my house in a town deemed to be in the top 5 house price increase towns in the country last year. Make of that what you will. My knob is above average too which is what I'm really happiest about 😉

Me because my life is rich and full. I don't really care about money. I am fufilled

It’s not classy to say so but I probably have the biggest rack. Much more valuable.

i have bounced back from 3 serious surgeries in 4 years. i consider myself pretty rich.

See first post hippies, OP is clearly talking about cash, not how happy you have tried to convince yourself you are. Anything else is off topic 😉

I'm so rich I went private for knob-reduction surgery.

Monetarily definitely not me but spiritually, I might be in with a chance.

If I really cared about that stuff.

That fella who works in Hong Kong with a stable of titanium cycles

Is the OP looking for a loan?

Both my brother in laws are called rich.

Judging by the fact that, once again, my annual tax return is zero, then it probably isn't me.

Judging by the fact that, once again, my annual tax return is zero, then it probably isn't me.

That is a sure sign you are in the top 1 percent.

most money

Actual cash? I've got about £3.72 in my pocket.

I own 60% of my house in a town deemed to be in the top 5 house price increase towns in the country last year.

I own 100% of my house in a town which features in lists like "most deprived wards in the country."

I guess the person with the highest blood haematocrit level could be described as the ‘richest’. Mine is 0.52. Beat that peasants.

Not me, but we get paid on Friday and we’ve still got £200 left in the joint account which is remarkable on its own, the fact we’ve somehow managed to do it in ‘Christmas Month’ is akin to parting the sea with the power of my mind.

I feel like Scrounge McDuck! 😉

I'd like to hear more from wallop.

Usually there are replies like. "I don't know but I do ok, I am in the top 0.1%" bla bla bla.

say 40 million earners, top 0.1% is 40,000 people, must be well into multi-millionaire status by then....

I am sure there are a few multimedia millionaires on here.

Probably don't want to say anything though. Tax man may be watching. 😉

jambalaya - Member
No doubt it's someone so tight they won't pay for a subscription

Didn't someone else pay for yours?

It’s not classy to say so but I probably have the biggest rack. Much more valuable

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My daughters have a little saying, 'some people are so poor, all they have is money'.

My current acc has a balance of 0.02 right now...

Can you lend me some money? Just till the end of the week...

Why is it so wrong to talk about money? Most of us spend most of our time trying to earn some.

As the STW pimp, I'd say when my ho's return with the evenings takings it will be moi.
Shizzle!

I have a lovely puppy and a battered but functioning mountain bike.
I can also afford the occasional beer.

I'd say that makes me pretty rich.

I heard that Flashy is so rich he wipes his arse with paper clips. I think. Might have been a dream.

The Captain is worth a few bob I'd wager. His entries are inputted with a natural Patrician confidence.

Is it Linn?

I’m crap at spending money, so I’m glad it’s not me.

I’m in the hi fidelity first class travelling set.

Both my brother in laws are called rich.

Mine are both dicks as well

I'd like to hear more from wallop.

Have you got some panniers to sell?

It’s not classy to say so but I probably have the biggest rack. Much more valuable

The other day I told Princess Anne to mind her f-king dorgs, as they were trying to mount my dorgs.

Live 1 minute from the beach and can ride real gravel practically from my doorstep.

Consider myself very lucky ('rich')

It's just after Xmas and New year so I suspect I'd give you a run for your money on that one wallop!

Judging by the fact that, once again, my annual tax return is zero, then it probably isn't me.

Top 1% right there. (Can I have your accountants card?)

As Wallop's pimp, it's probably me. 8)

CFH strangely quiet

I’m rich!!!

.... in saturated fat

Why don't we each nominate our candidate for the wealthiest - cash plus assets inc house.
Most votes becomes 'loads of money STW style'.

Some may nominate CFH; he's not a [i]P[/i] but it's accepted that that the truly wealthy eschew any outward signs of wealth - inc STW[i] P[/i] so that's hard to read. I think....fur coat and no knickers.
Jamba and others are financial services - bonuses, possible share options accumulated over many years.
Private investors but - stock market reverse could stuff up any unrealised gains.

Hmmmm.
All comments welcome.

It's got to be one of the bike shop owners.

Geordiemick00 if his BIL helps out?

If you don't worry about money, then you're rich.
If you also have lots of time to do the things you like, with the people that matter to you, then you're very rich.
If you're healthy too, then you've won the lottery.

I'm taking home the Rollover every week.

I heard that Flashy is so rich he wipes his arse with paper clips.

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CFH strangely quiet

If you don't worry about money, then you're rich.
If you also have lots of time to do the things you like, with the people that matter to you, then you're very rich.
If you're healthy too, then you've won the lottery.

All very true and really bloody depressing in my case 😐

Am in the Colonies, pushing paperclips. Time zones, innit?

Not wiping... pushing... 😯

breninbeener - Member

My daughters have a little saying, 'some people are so poor, all they have is money'.

If you don't worry about money, then you're rich.
If you also have lots of time to do the things you like, with the people that matter to you, then you're very rich.
If you're healthy too, then you've won the lottery.

I agree with both these things

We are comfortably off. But money once I have enough for the basics is simply not a motivation for me. I have never bought a new bike, new furniture, curtains, etc All secondhand

I'll post back once I've won the EuroMillions tonight, bear with me...

I've been unemployed for two years but I live in Norway so it's probably me.

I'm a teacher.........I'll get my coat 🙂

I'm a bigger cock than Scotsroutes.