[Closed] Who is the poorest person on here ?

Wasn’t this thread already done? By monty python?

I work in a bike shop. Case closed.

I used to work in a bike shop and am now unemployed 😉

Nah I have a car and somewhere to live so I'm not the poorest

My car doesn’t even have heated wing mirrors. 😥

#prayforBinners

bencooper - Member
I work in a bike shop. Case closed

Yeah but it’s in North Kelvinside so proper Posh really 🙂

Is this really a game of “Who’s mortgaged to the tits?”

North Kelvinside my ar5e it's Maryhill.

Definitely the wrong side of Maryhill Road to be North Kelvinside 😀

ime that border is flexible depending on the audience 😉

Ramsey Neil - Member

As nobody seriously claimed to be the richest

Thread was doomed from the outset. No one's going to actually fess up. The correct approach would be to start a thread about Porsche customer service, what lawn tractor, working in the petro-chemical industry, horse boxes etc and see who bites....just saying 😉

I would have thought helicopters and private jets might have weeded them out 😀

Is there a prize?

Our household income is "only" £60k before tax. That must make us poor by stw standards right?

i have to cycle everywhere.

This has the possibility turn very Monty Python...

I think this can only be determined by a review of Audi specifications, and buy-to-let property portfolio’s

We've only got one Brabantia.

I’m so poor I have my own charity advert on day time television

Part time, min wage, don't own a house or a car, receive no benefits.
No debts though.
Work in a pub, so cash poor but absolutely clunge rich.
No complaints.

Just woken up from a dream which turned into a nightmare.
I was back at my old university (which in the dream now has its own massive train station and is about ten times the size).
I was supposed to give a business presentation, then was told I didn't have to, so I went walking around. I started chatting to a beautiful Scottish girl, and we kissed. We then started walking around, but someone from work bumped into me, and said we have to rush back to the meeting with work colleagues. Then I looked for the girl and she had gone.
I think that means I'm sacrificing any hope of love for a career I increasingly dislike. So cash rich, poor in love.

The church mouse leaves raisins for me to eat

I have a 20 year old son so money is more a theological concept these days.

I meant theoretical concept damn it!

Pay day tomorrow! 😯
We don't even have a dishwasher OR heated wing mirrors.

I have a 21 yr old too daft for uni but loaded from working, times are good.

Two of my bikes have non matching (left vs Right, not incorrect groupset) cranks.

Ramsey Neil - Member

I would have thought helicopters and private jets might have weeded them out

Nah, if you've got those things you'll be busy cultivating a fascinating and sexy instagram account, not on here quibbling over speeding or Trump or whatever it is.