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My vote goes to Alesha Dixon.
It is bad enough having to watch Strictly, but she makes me want to kill small animals.
Whenever I see Danny Dyer I cringe.
never watched her but she cant be worse than davina
Justin Lee Collins.
Graham Norton and Russell Brand.
Yep, alehsha dixon makes me want to kill.
Danny Dyer is a good shout - with his 'Cockney gezza wideboy villan' roles ... and nothing else. During interviews he comes across as a right twunt.
Listen to this from the DVD extras to Outlaw for an example of his utter twuntishness -
Justin Lee Collins by a mile! Often end up catching some of that Ooops TV before the Simpsons on Sky 1, he manages to make a shit show even worse!
Alan Titchmarsh. I have an irrational hatred of the man, but in all fairness he's far more irritating on the radio than on TV.
That **** yob Paddy what ever his name is as well (was in something with that other ****ing **** Peter Kay), what a ****.
Me and Mrs. S have a list of annoying tv f*ckers:
Eamonn Holmes
Huw Edwards
Coleen Nolan
Carol McGiffin
Angela Griffin
Ian Wright
Adrian Chiles
Johnathan Ross
Jamie Oliver
Johnny Vaughn
Holly Willoughby
Norton
Robson Green (extra T points)
David Dickinson
Jeremy Kyle
Paddy McGuiness
We could go on...
There's a lot of anger stored up there Derek.
Dermot O'leary........Dull Dull Dull
And How did he ever get a regular stint on Radio 2?
unbelievable people...hoe can we forget Noel Edmonds ?
grumm. Highly amusing listening to him and that other doughnut, Nick Love wax-hysterical about their film and having the temerity of mentioning it in the same breath as Taxi Driver and The Godfather. What a pair of prize tubes.
Danny Dyer , complete C***
TV is annoying
Go derek........Any more you'd like to add?
Derek has is wrapped up in a nutshell, with the additon of Dermot Oleary being a dull ****.
Eamonn Holmes is a useless fat ****.
If youre watching Eamonn, nothing personal.
My s.o. is rarely vocal about any celebrity, but when that Kate Humble comes on.... it's like a scene from The Exorcist.
To do with her un-ending use if the word 'extraordinary', she claims.
How has no one mentioned Alan Carr yet?
A face you could never get tired of punching
Piers Morgan makes me want to throw heavy objects at the TV
How about the man with the most annoying voice on TV/Radio - Robert Peston.
Pest by name...
Having just watched the opening 30 minutes of the X Factor, the twa£ from Dagenham.
I cringed over her every wet, pathetic, lightweight actions, speech, mannerisms. Every facet of her being annoyed me.
God forbid she should actually win.
Yeah Peston needs punching for saying thut instead of that - does he aspire to being a kiwi or something?
Holly Willoughy/Fern Cotton...brainless bints!
Stupid, squeaky, intensely annoying Voice?
Like there's another option!
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Holly Willoughy/Fern Cotton...brainless bints!
go girlfriend............ 😉
i ****ing despise harry hill
danny dyer - in fact any of those mockney ****ts (yes guy ritchie, i'm looking at you) Just because you like gangster films a bit that doesn't make you a gangster. Danny Dyer can't act for toffee and all those hooligan/criminal programmes he makes, don't get me started, although it is quite good watching a prat literally shit himself for a solid hour when he meets some real nutters
also:
Davina McCall (it's swept under the carpet that she was a junkie)
Alesha Dixon (you won a talent show but yet you're an expert in the field of dance)
Piers Morgan (****t, that is all)
Ant and Dec (when one ****t just isn't enought)
Graham Norton (oooh, he said willy)
Jordan or Peter Andre (just die already)
Ricky Gervais (you are not funny)
Any of these **** nuggets you have to put up with on TV that pretend to be hip and street even though they were brought up in Surrey (take your pick from BBC3 or E4)
well it's definitely not me 😉
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You doing a Christmas Special Jase?
davina mccoll, richard hammond and clarkson
Yes. In fact I could do with you helping me out with the 'Bring Me Sunshine' bit at the end...
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We've got this far and no-one has mentioned Michael Winner and the esure adverts?!
I'll do Eric (my dad could be his double) and you've got the short fat hairy legs.
I'm with iDave, TV is annoying, but I quite enjoy venting at the TV so the annoying people help
However, the one person who I refuse to have on my TV is Piers Morgan - I wish he was a baddie in an XBOX game - I'd do all kinds of nasty things to him
that's not fat. It's FUEL.
Can't believe there's only been one vote for that useless, self-important (look I've bought a black cab and will drive in the bus lane), cosmic-ordering twunt Noel Edmonds.
And the lifetime award should go to that prick Bruce Forsyth - no its definitely not "nice to see you, to see you nice".
sandi toksvig, Jilly Goulden and that ruddy "I HAVE TO SHOUT ALL OF THE TIME" Andy Parsons off Mock the Week
Simon Cowell, Norton, Jimmy Carr, Jeremy Clarkson, Alesha Dixon.....
Alan Carr. Yes I think we get it he's gay! Don't we?
Perfect timing for a thread like this - just finished watching the gas cooker and decided that John Virgo is a ****in pr!ck...!!!
Alan Carr, and Piers Morgan. I really could happily walk up to that useless, self-important, piece of crap and put a bullet through the back of his head. I find his mere existence a personal insult.
Thank you, I feel better for that. Better out than in, so they say.
One less now that awful bint from X Factor's been booted off.
Congratulations the GB Public; a wise choice.
I've just turned jonathan woss off while he was talking. Gave me great pleasure that did.
Nobwipe.
Can't believe Derren Brown hasn't scored a mention yet.
I will defend Michael Winner to the death for just ONE THING he did on TV a few years back. Bear with me...
The tabloid commentator Richard Littlejohn had a chat show on which he would spout all the usual tedious nonsense about the usual tedious targets. One evening, he had as his guests Michael Winner followed by Linda Belos and her partner (Linda was a media notable of the time who, as well as being black, is also a lesbian so you can imagine how Littlejohn must have been salivating before the show...).
Winner came on and did his Restaurant Critic/Bon Viveur schtick. The second half of the show was a discussion about gay adoption, so you can imagine how it went.
At the end, Littlejohn (ironic name) turned to Michael Winner and said "What do you think, Michael?"
Michael Winner: (Plummy voice, crocodile smile) "Well I think the lesbians have come across with a great deal of integrity, dignity and intelligence, but you have come across as an arsehole."
Cue audience laughter, silent Littlejohn and shortly thereafter, the axeing of the show.
Forgive him the adverts. We've all got to make a living. 8)
soryy all as the dad of a 2+ a bit year old is "little cook" 👿
Harsh wookster, next you'll be suggesting sporticus 😉
the only scottish bloke who can talk on TV (as my ex said). He's on Coast has lovely long black hair and has a wee little satchel. What does he have in that bag.. we thought maybe butties. hmmm Winker!
Wookster,picture him on the pull at a party."What do you do?","I'm a TV chef","Which one?","Little cook" .
PMSL.
Ian
It's just too difficult to pick the MOST annoying now that Cillas off the box, there's just too much choice.
Fern Britten
Anne Robinson
Richard and Judy
so many to choose from
Mr Woppit, that's a heartwarming anecdote 8)
I've got a non exhaustive list on this subject, and there wouldn't be enough bandwidth available for me to even get started.
Piers Morgan. Oxygen thief and a waste of valuable organs.
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It's got to be the curly haired goon off the T-Mobile adverts. 'I'm just announcing a tour on twitter'.
Gets right on my t*ts.
Might just be me though!
No that gut is a goon..! FACT
Celebs don't seem to bother me too much, I've got a TV controller, I can turn it off or over if I need to.
However, saying that, Richard out of Richard and Judy is probably as close as I can think of someone who gets me riled on the telly. He's such a bellend. Thinks he's so clever and they both hate cyclists.
But as far as regular annoying people on telly go....
All the blokes on the Budweiser advert who did that ridiculous whats up thing.
That bloke who phones his mate while his mate is taking a pee. I know I shouldn't but his face is all I need to hate him.
Anton something or other
Patrick Kielty ? what does he do ?
Lorraine kelly ?
Nicholas Witchel?
Natasha kaplinsky ?
Smug git off the BT adverts ?
Cant stand lots of them, but this lot are the worse
That **** off the go compare! advert. And anyone else involved in it.
Eammon Holmes (Sp?)
Alesha Dixon (sp?
Most of all Jonathon Woss (sp?) Arrrggg. Can't stand him on the radio either.
Gordon "effing" Ramsey.. Why hasn't anybody lamped him yet ??
Graham "effing" Norton and all the other "chuffers" that thrust it in your face !! ooh err misses. 😳
jesus your all like me dad sitting there for hours on end tutting at the telly 🙄
get up turn it off and walk away.
Jonathan Ross (Overpaid Unfunny gobshite)
Russell Brand As above, total knob get a haircut
Davina McCall
Justin lee Collins
Penny Smith and all her other GMTV ****s
Simon Cowell & his irish judge sidekick
Most of ITV
Any Talkshow
Griff Rhys Jones
Amanda Hamilton Thank f*ckm she's leaving somwthing for the weekend she brought nothing to the show..yeah piss of back to scotland.
Will be back when I've thought of more! 😆
@ real_ben10
Ha ha, couldn't agree with you more.
Daughters just turned on X Factor..
Dermott O'Leary,, "KILL HIM"
Gary Rhodes
Anthony Worral Thompson (sp)
Delia Smith (irrational one - sorry)
Neil Morrisey
And sod it - I'm switching medium here but Chris Moyles is just a giant phallus. I pray the beeb ask him to clear his fuc*ing desk tomorrow.
Michael McIntyre
Richard Madely
Robert Peston
Piers Morgan
Edwina Curry
Lorraine Kelly
Vanessa Feltz
Anyone who appears on Loose Women. Undoubtedly THE most annoying TV programme currently aired on TV IMHO.
both the Carr brothers, Fern Cotton, and that bloody Allsop woman. All need sewing in a bag together with a few rabid wild animals and throwing in a canal.
Matt Allwright and Dan Penteado on Rogue Traders are a pain too.
What about Wossy Woss?
There's dozens of 'em!
you can put me in a sack with Fearne Cotton any time
anyway
Harry Hill
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Amanda Holden
John Motson
Gary Lineker
Ant and dec
Paul O'Grady
Worrell Thompson
jeremy Guscott
Matt Dawson
Wish I had time to think about such things. Freeview box has been broken for a week, I've only just replaced it as I rarely get to see it anyway.
Garth Crooks
Did anyone mention James May the biggest Prick ever on TV!!!!