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Everyone must have someone. You know the ones. From the second they open their gob, the sound emitted is like nails down a blackboard to you. Like having white noise played to you in a shipping container. I'm not on about the content (though god knows, with my nomination, thats a major factor as well)
Its become an issue as, during the recent floods/end of the world, I seem to have been treated to it on apparently hourly basis as he shoe-horns his massive polished forehead into every news broadcast, with that earnest look of concern all over his massive podgy head. There's been no bloody escape from it.
David Sodding Cameron!!!
I know why too. Its the enunciation. Its like he's v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y, and FIRMLY, explaining, for the 3rd time, to a particularly dim Spanish waiter, that he would like the olives, not the olive oil
Every time I hear his condescendingly articulated tones I want to hacksaw my own ears off and hurl them into another dimension
Who's yours then?
Robert Peston.
Eminem.
I'm with CFH on this. I think Peston is a very bright man but his delivery is really awkward.
half of STW, I have no idea what you all actually sound like but in my head is like some bloke from reading called colin with leather driving gloves who used to be an engineer...
After that the population of the west midlands and america
Sara Cox.
Olly Murs.
ekow eshun
The fat lad from Gavin and Stacey, now doing the 'we buy any car' adverts on the radio.
Jeepers he makes my skin crawl.
And Jane Horrocks
Janet Street Porter
Steve Wright + ensemble
Michael McIntyre or this chap I know who lives down our street at No. 29. He knows who he is.
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Julia gillard, ex PM of Australia.
Or most Australian women TBH...
Chris Moyles
Another one for Nick Grimshaw just want to punch him in the face every time I hear him 😈
when they stopped doing the funny voiceover from the fatcha years and you heard his real voice- the dreariest ever
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Clarkson
shoplifter maddeley
paxman
Robert peston
I'm with you with Robert Peston, unfortunately he's become a bit of a template for reporters.
Rosie Perez. Love her in films, but still...
Alan Carr.
Timothy Spall in the Wickes radio advert
WWWhhhiiiiiiiiiickes.
Wwwwwhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiickes.
NO! it's Wickes.
punchfacepunchfacepunchfacepunchfacepunchfacepunchfacepunchface
Robert Peston
Harsh - Interesting he got two votes [ and one whilst I typed]
The theme to the archers and the intro to [s]religious propaganda[/s] thought for the day
Alan Grenn ?? is it him - 5 live commentator who is the football worlds clarkson- unlike the great jezzer he is not playing a role
Brian the robot
David Cameron, Jeremy Vine, Peter Allens grunts and snorting on live radio, Victoria Derbyshire sounds like she cant be bothered unless whoever shes talking to is either terminally ill or destitute whereupon she sounds too concerned !
Steve Wrights slimy chum who knows everything about everything, the list is endless.
Jeremy Vine.
Political persuasion aside, I don't think Cameron is anywhere near as bad as Ed Miliband.
Also, most radio2 DJs: Lily Savage, Alan Carr, Graham Norton, that orange Supermarket Sweep bloke... spot a theme?
Ed Balls
Laugh wise Jimmy Carr.
I cant decide just what I hate about Sean Keavney but I hear his voice and turn the radio off.
My Mother in Law when she is talking to the children.
She stops being 'normal' and starts speaking in this high pitch, lengthy repetitive tone, which then the children repeat....
aarrrrggghhhh
"Anyfingk for yow, coop cek"
Sara Cox +1
I'd be interested in listening to the Sounds of the 80s show on R2 if it wasn't hosted by that bl00dy woman. I simply can't fathom how she ever managed to start a career in radio, let alone keep it going this long? It's not even as if she's just kept in the same job, someone must love her to keep giving her new gigs.
Her and Barbara Windsor - I hear she's a lovely woman but that voice . . . . . . . argh!!!
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I always thought he was the voice for Henry's Cat.
Tony Blair
Lyse Doucet
It's worth noting that none of you lot have (probably) ever met Danny down our street (No. 29), so, in my head, my suggestion is still winning.
My irritation with Peston is that what he actually says is highly valid, and excellent reporting, but his voice grates to the extent that I can't listen to him!
the guy on this advert, pathetic attempt at a Brummie accent and humor.
I make Barry White sound like Peewee Herman and don't really like any high pitched voice, Northerners who squeek at warp speed are a particular irritation.
I do however like Peewee Herman. 😀
Jeremy Vine
Sara Cox
The bloke sat behind me in the office right now....and he earwigs your every conversation too, git.
David Attenborough
Davina McCall
The gay bloke that used to do Supermarket Sweep
The gay bloke who does a chat show on a Saturday night and some radio 2 programme on Saturdays ..
The gay bloke that had someone die in his swimming pool
Jonathan Ross
Ken Livingstone
Tony Blair
Alistair Darling
Gordon Brown
Norman LaMont
Ant
Dec
To name just a few.. I will add more as the day progresses.
Ant, that's a fair call, but Dec?
Robert Peston sounds like Agent Smith, but, he has a stutter and apparently it's how he enunciates in order to deal with it.
Jayne Horrocks - yes love, you're northern, but not that northern
Maxine Peake's breathless hyperbole on Radio 6 at the moment. Another one who is over laying the northern bit
and I'm northern.
Ashley I say Ashley
Off of corra
Terry Christian.
HE'S ON THE BLOODY RADIO AGAIN!!!!! Showering home counties flood victims with money he's stolen from disabled people AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Also Chris Hawkins is on 6 music instead of Mark and Stuart. He's ruining my week with his station announcer dreariness. Who on earth gave him a job as a DJ. Oh… that reminds me…. George Bloody Lamb!!!! The ****!!!
a woman called Julie who works in my office, she's a special sort of person and when she laughs both my fists clench.
Robert Peston (again)
Jimmy Carr (mainly the laugh)
Alan Carr
and the woman who does/did the voice over on Masterchef.
Cilla Black
Helen Archer.
Tom Archer.
Alan Dedicoat.
Mark Kermode.
The guy who does the sneering, obvious and utterly unfunny voice-over for that singularity of annoyance, 'Come Dine With Me".
Also Kirsty Allsop. Sounds like she's about to have a tantrum unless daddy promises to buy her a pony.
Kyle - faux posh and Australian
Janet Street Porter
Peston is great, and so easy to imitate. I think he has become worse though - a parody of himself.
Disliked generic voices would be girls putting on a really girlie baby doll voice. Seems to annoy real women too!
And a wet, whiney cockney voice - seems v prealent in SE London.
Graeme McDowell, make up your mind are you from Norn Iron or Florida
About 50-60% of the (Spanish from Madrid) people I work with, it's not so much the voices but the volume: why talk when you can shout?
[i]Kyle[/i]
G'day bruce?
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All regional UK accents. Especially binners'.
If it isn't RP it's an assault on the ears.
I'm guessing that covers all the northern chippy monkeys, faux cockney wannabees and pasty-wrangling sou'westerners in here then.
And dont get me started on the hoots-mon wee-eck'ophiles.
OI! Stoner!
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😀
Annoying football commentary and punditry has plumed new depths with the arrival of Michael Owen on BT Sport. Dear god! He's got to be unbelievably dull to appear so in a world populated by Lawro and Alan Shearer
Anyone who has narrated a BBC 3 'documentary'.
Whippet-fondler. 🙄
Fox botherer. 😛
Badger-****** actually 😛
Anyway, we all know it's Ed Balls.
More...
Ricky Gervais
Suggs
Mark Owen (take that, you git)
Mary Ann Hobbs
Chris Moyles
Phil Jupitus
Noddy Holder
Frank Skinner
The bloke who does the "Idiot around the World" thing
Robert Peston - who else speaks like that!
Danni Minogue
Sarah Millican - Her voice goes right through me.
Victor Meldrew
Ian Paisley (and most other unionists).
Sara Cox
Jeremy Slime
Clarkson
Mary Ann Hobbs
Edith Bowman
Greg James
Liza Tarbuck
Sally the truck drivers favourite
After watching Top Gear the other night.....
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If that isn't a whiny punchable face, I don't know what is.
If that isn't a whiny punchable face, I don't know what is.
This. That's what.
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beefheart:
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http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/31/26-reasons-why-james-blunt-won-at-twitter-in-2013/
He may have no mortgage, but I still agree with hettjones.
Sorry, you're all wrong.
Cadel Evans has the most annoying voice ever.
Whiney, tick
Australian, tick
Jeremy Vine
Sara Cox
The bloke sat behind me in the office right now....and he earwigs your every conversation too, git.
David Attenborough
Davina McCall
The gay bloke that used to do Supermarket Sweep
The gay bloke who does a chat show on a Saturday night and some radio 2 programme on Saturdays ..
The gay bloke that had someone die in his swimming pool
Jonathan Ross
Ken Livingstone
Tony Blair
Alistair Darling
Gordon Brown
Norman LaMont
Ant
Dec
Is the guy sat behind you gay, perchance, since it appears you only use names for straight people?
Can't believe no one's mentioned Nigel Slater yet. Sorry, I mean the gay bloke that presents cookery programmes.
Bravissimo - did you ever hear Mark and Lard doing the spoof album 'Ian Paisley sings The Beatles'?
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Can't believe no one's mentioned Nigel Slater yet
Gaaaah, yes. Much better in print.
I win, Loyd Grossman.
Bravissimo - did you ever hear Mark and Lard doing the spoof album 'Ian Paisley sings The Beatles'?
Many years ago, I worked with a Brummie Jehova's Witness. Lovely guy all round, as it happens and hilariously funny.
He used to sing, in the style of Jimmy Saville, Linger by the Cranberries.
Thinking back on it now, it seems very, very odd to say the least, but at the time, it was hilarious!
William Hague - I could cut out his tongue and sew up his lips, and smile whilst I was doing it. 😈
Julie Burchill.
Christine Hamilton.
Glottal-stopping donkey brained thickwit.
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joe pasquale
cheryl cole (speaking and "singing")
simon cowell
graham norton
any sort of mockney accent (Say Hi, Mr Oliver)
any sort of black country accent
The Afrikaan accent
Brian Sewell
Robert Peston.
Piers Morgan