[Closed] white van man.... premier content.

this is the opening gambit on the White Van Man article...

now i am still slightly hungover and fuzzy headed, but is this badly written or wot?

It all started a couple of years (smaller) vehicles head on; the familiar the van and even slept in the van on one ago with the theft of John’s plush Orion ‘Ghia’ from outside of his house. The felons in question had the audacity to dump said Ford a few streets away (after having made sure it was an insurance write-off) to be re-claimed at the owner’s expense.

expect better standards for my "P".