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Reading Kryton's post made me think, which cartoon character would I like to be?
I know who i'd be... no, not Jessica Rabbit.
Jerry from Tom & Jerry. He always gets the cheese.
Roadrunner always seems to be having fun.
Peter Perfect. Who wouldn't want to date Penelope Pitstop?

Bananaman.
I was going to say Penelope Pitstop until I found out who I’d be dating. So Mutley, I do love a medal
Danger Mouse
Bandit (the dad from Bluey)
Skeletor. Off his trolley, having a great time
Definitely Roadrunner.
Bee-beep!
John Dillermand
Are Viz characters allowed?
Bart.
Wiley Coyote from Roadrunner. He has about the same number of accidents and injuries as me every episode but is always back up and running in no time. I have only mastered the first part of that.
Are Viz characters allowed?
I think they should be, yes

The fella in Scooby, wassissname, Fred.
a) I'd get to do the (scooby) do with Daphne
b) I'd get to wear a terrific cravat
martymac.
"Boy,I say BOY,that is a fine choice of character" (bullhorn emoji)
Batman.
Or Johnny Bravo....oh momma
If we’re going with Viz..
I did a passible impersonation of Buster Gonad once which led to an extended hospital stay.
The tick or Chorlton.
My name is Adam and I already have the body 😉 , unfortunatley I no longer have the hair....

Slaine - a big axe, booze, tattoos, nymphs, a psychotic dwarf companion and the horned god.
Thrud - "Kill! Death! Maim! Mutilate! Destroy!", and a pint at the hobbits armpit
end erm...well Taz, which is where the nickname came from in first place, due to my happily whirling destructive nature in a mosh pit as a youngster.
Barney Rubble for me.
Yes, that's why.
Can confirm from Ads Teams photo
Thats old, I've got less than that now!
Count Duckula seems to have done alright for himself. Nice castle, away from the neighbours, waiting staff...
Mark from G-Force
Mark wasn't in G-Force. Ace was in G-Force, Mark was in Battle of the Planets.
Thrud – “Kill! Death! Maim! Mutilate! Destroy!”, and a pint at the hobbits armpit
Thrud - that's one I'd forgotten about, back when White Dwarf wasn't just marketing...
I'm going for Flash Gordon. Fly about the universe, beat up baddies, and a cute girlfriend.
Hobbes. Or Calvin, but probably Hobbes.
The Tick seems to enjoy his life and is virtually indestructable, so that might be fun.
Fred Flintstone, for the obvious reason.
Peanut Butter outa Bojack Horseman 🙂
Dylan

"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission"
Started off fairly like him

Steadily turning into him

Winnie the Pooh
He’s got lots of friends. Lives in the woods, eats hunny and is loved.
Niche & obscure Halo Jones. Mainstream Snoopy.
Fritz the Cat. No TNT or anvils to deal with.
Watch out for icepick-wielding ostriches...
Panthro, he was double hard

Edit: give up, can't make it thing
Wouldn’t mind being Cheetara’s boyfriend. *insert dribbling emoji here*
Mojo jojo
CURSES!
Roger Rabbit obvs
Punching way above his weight but gets to play pattycake

Can't make it work either but was going with Cheetara.
Arne Anka
When I think of STW forumites, chisel-jawed hero's who get all the girls don't really come to mind.
This:
Followed by this:
I can't belive no one has said Pikachu yet...

Or if Trump wins the USA election, and makes abortion illegal in Alabama... Chupika?

Oh c'mon it's that white middle class allowed anger. Let's have a competition to see which original thinker can come up with an amusing name for the old Trumper. I mean it's harmless ineffectual fun isn't it?
I suspect most of us look more like the farmer in Shaun the Sheep in reality...
Hobbes. Or Calvin, but probably Hobbes.
Definitely Hobbes 🙂
Proper modern-day Tigger vibes.
Or Rhoobarb... fundamentally decent, irrepressibly enthusiastic, while being occasionally laconic, but frequently outwitted by creatures possessed of base cunning...
Fang, from Primal.

Part of the appeal is the lack of dialogue. As Steve Buscemi put it in The Death Of Stalin, 'Who in their right mind would want eternal life? The endless conversations!'






