[Closed] wheres all the beautiful people gone?

There is a lot of ugliness on the trains, it's true.

somewhere more interesting than here?

The beautiful people are already where they want to be. It's only the ugly ones that are still trying to get there.

Some smell too.

Not in a fresh sexy kinda way neithers like...

Wait...did nobody tell you to get the other train, the pretty express? Oops....fink there's a message in there for'ya

Ohhh I caught sight of one, but turns out its a reflection of me, in my phone.

My wonderful lady's on a train right now. And she is unquestionably the finest looking person on the planet.

You're definitely on the wrong train.

Saw some spectacular fillies on the way to Ascot today, one with an amazing tattoo on the back of her thigh I have been wondering about.

Does she have brown hair?
Can she read?

And she is unquestionably the finest looking person on the planet.

Wow, you've checked out everyone on the planet, I'm impressed, seriously! Oh wait, you lied eh? You have to lie about your partners attractiveness? Why?

Saw some spectacular fillies on the way to Ascot today, one with an amazing tattoo on the back of her thigh I have been wondering about.

'Spectacular filly' and 'tattoo'..hmm, nope, lost me. Military tattoo? We normally reserve 'her' for humans, with horses (or indeed any other non-human animal) it's just 'its'

Wow, you've checked out everyone on the planet, I'm impressed, seriously! Oh wait, you lied eh? You have to lie about your partners attractiveness? Why?

anyone who calls girls "fillies" deserves a slap

fact

I have just been for a wander round the centre of Stockholm. I know where 99% of the world's beautiful people are right now.

Tucker - it was partially a compliment, although I genuinely can't imagine that I would find anyone else more attractive. It's a personal thing, attractiveness, see...?

My wonderful lady's on a train right now. And she is unquestionably the finest looking person on the planet.

You're definitely on the wrong train.

Yeah, i've heard she rides the other train sometimes too

emsz - Member

anyone who calls girls "fillies" deserves a slap

fact

😆 How about calling girls "love"?

In the NE we call them "Pat" ...

😀

emsz you are a filly 😉

STW members are attractive?

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[i]How about calling girls "love"?[/i]

how about Babe? that's a good one... 🙄

Bwaarp- all people are attractive because they are human, full of life and have hopes and dreams, this makes them so. *

Doesn't always mean that they are conventionally "beautiful" though.

some of the most attractive and engaging people I've ever met are not those who would be considered as "beautiful" by todays media led standard but are the ones I remember the most.

* I have to think this as I look Like I should live under a bridge and menace goats

How about calling girls "love"?

how about Babe? that's a good one...

i don't think any women should be worrying their pretty little heads about sexist epithets.

I agree that media-led standards should be ignored but if you regard people who are not clinically obese as potentially beautiful to a beholders eyes then my local town was a sight to behold today with 30°C+ encouraging minimalist dress. There are a couple of girls in my rock and roll dance class so media-standard hot that I have to concentrate on not looking in the direction of my feet and on counting "1, 2, 3 and 4, 5 and 6' to obliterate other thoughts. Try you local rock school then... .

I'm actually quite jealous of higgo TBH, Stockholm I intend to visit very very shortly indeed.

Do i need a camera?
Will i get a slap off MrsBouy?

I do hope so.

Totty aside, Stockholm is a fabulous place. I love it when the sun's out and actually quite like it when it's bitterly cold and dark. I've spent >150 nights here in the last two years. There have been times when I've hatedthe travelling, being away from family, etc but I'll never tire of Stockholm. Wonderful city. Last night tonight for the foreseeable future. 🙁

i have been exploring a theory that the beautiful people are solar powered

The fat people ate them all

I love the sun, am i solar powered? i must be...

Thanks for the insight higgo, we're both looking forward to our impending visit..w/e after next. We've heard some mighty nice things about the place.

i love the sun but i am able to go outside when its raining so im not solar powered.
also i am not beautiful (well on the outside).

I've got enough solar panels to power my TV, computer and a few lights even when it's raining, not when it's dark though. Perhaps that's why the girls smile so sweetly at me even when I'm treading on their feet or losing my balance.

Perhaps that's why the girls smile so sweetly at me even when I'm treading on their feet or losing my balance.

It's because you go to dance class, they think you're gay.

They find this adorable.

If they think I'm adorable it's perhaps because I'm old, greying, and safely chaperoned by Madame.

Eh?

You are being either followed/chaperoned or stalked.

My solar powers just run out.

Night all, sleep well.