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[i]um actouly i am british and i dont jusr say to my mum i need to take a poo noooo i dont wanna do it here i just do it and besides if i need it and im in school or something i would say i need the toilet and i hate the word poo i would rather say crap or shit[/i]
this thread wont last,
i saw brant post up something similar which disappeared quickly,
his topic didnt have a link it just said something like
i did a poo at pauls house
^ if that's the case, it probably explains why it's so quiet here nowadays 🙁
isn't Pauls house the one that backs on to the nun's volleyball court?
I don't know. I could never bring myself to do a poo in front of a nun.
I don't like doing a poo anywhere but my own house to be honest. I don't like doing a poo if I'm not having a shower afterwards , which is probably the reason for the above.
samuri, what about if there was a bidet?
I've never been anywhere there was a bidet, apart from when we went on holiday in Menorca. The hotel room had a bidet, it was rubbish, the water missed my arse by a mile, but that's spaniards for you, put the bidet on the opposite side of the bathroom from where you're sat.
[url= http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/glade-touch-and-fresh-i-want-to-poo-at-pauls-house/ ]I want to do a poo at pauls house[/url]
Doing a big steamer out in the wilds.
On the moon-A proper floater...
Blimey, Samuri; bit odd, that, wouldn't you say? Sounds a bit OCD type thing, to me. You feel the need to have a full shower, after a poo? I'd see someone professional, about that! 😕
Not suggesting your mad or owt, like...
Here would be good
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A poo on a loo with a view- woo hoo.
[walks off, hanging head in shame...]
on the desk of my boss would be good, a big smelly steamer
In the mouth of my former landlord!
Failing that, at my house so I can have a shower right after, like Samuri.
In a vacuum cleaner and then put it in reverse and fire it high into the air, or a toilet with a tv in it, I love toilets with tvs in them.