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I mean really... what's the point in snot other than to offer mid-lesson snacks for schoolboys?
The stuff is constantly running from my nose at the moment and I'd like to know which bit of me is producing it so I can rip it out 👿


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 3:57 pm
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Industrious nasal simians.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 3:58 pm
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Well I never invited any simians in so they can **** orf.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 3:59 pm
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It's bits of your brain that fall off when you watch daytime TV.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 3:59 pm
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It's bits of your brain that fall off when you [s]watch daytime TV[/s] read STW Forums.

that would make sense.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 4:01 pm
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I was asking myself the same thing until after 2 weeks of the crap perpetually filling my face it stopped ,
Snot monsters I recon, luckily for me I had 3 teeth pulled and was gIven antibiotics to help
Fight off any infection and my snot soon buggered off , I seem to get this snot sinus infestation after a trip
With the Kids to a local pool! Second time this yr , same pool


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 4:06 pm
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don't know but I have a lot of it.It pours from my nose continuously when I ride! Which a bonus on the road bike as people don't suck my wheel for fear of being slimed. Where do people stand on the mono nostril snot launcher technique?


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 4:25 pm
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it comes from snotland, which is still part of the body, but strives for independence. You can often find old crusty bogies that are not indigenous to snotland hanging on like crazy to a nasal passage and being really irritating as they just will not leave unless persuaded by a big finger


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 4:31 pm
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Yep dab hand at one nostril snit launching here, although have been known to ride around with it caked allover my camelback strap


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 4:34 pm
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Kirkaldy.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 5:32 pm
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Snottingham?


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 5:36 pm
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Snot goblins innit....


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 5:37 pm
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yummy snot


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 6:08 pm
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My children seem to be able to sneeze the entire volume of their skulls out of their nostrils in the form of luminous green snot on occasion.

If you tap their heads afterwards they sound hollow.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 6:29 pm
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It pours from my nose continuously when I ride!

Me too Rorschach. Spend the entire ride launching snot rockets like you wouldn't believe.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 6:32 pm
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Looks like a snail has been out riding after I've done a route!


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 6:41 pm
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I see your snail and raise you a marauding herd of slugs in very narrow formation.


 
Posted : 07/06/2011 6:54 pm

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