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Got a wedding coming up in the States.
I like to dress like a **** at weddings.

I'd like to wear a pastel coloured suit with shorts instead of trousers.

Where would I find such a horrendous outfit?


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:23 pm
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pastel coloured suit with shorts instead of trousers

That's cutting edge fashion in most states


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:24 pm
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Where would I find such a horrendous outfit?

Check eBay and see if Michael Portillio is clearing out his wardrobe.

I like to dress like a **** at weddings.

Then you need a Hawaiian Shirt. John Cooper Clarke was on the radio a few months back saying how Hawaiian shirts are never appropriate - saying that you could go to the wedding of your most carefree, fun loving friends in a Hawaiian shirt and you'd barely get through the door before someone would quietly take you to one side and say "What have these people done to you to make them hate them so much?"


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:28 pm
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Might be easier to just get a pastel coloured suit and have the trousers 'adjusted' into shorts.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:32 pm
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Take it one step further, turn up on your bike after a 3 hour ride during which you wore the aforementioned suit and SPD sandals?

Not just inappropriate, but sweaty, dirty [u][i][b]AND[/b][/i][/u] inappropriate.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:32 pm
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Posted : 23/04/2015 12:34 pm
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[i]Hawaiian shirts are never appropriate [/i]

even in Hawaii?


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:37 pm
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The 1980s?


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:39 pm
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Posted : 23/04/2015 12:42 pm
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I had a design studio in Wardour St in the 80s and would regularly see Jasper Conran wander by in assorted coloured suits with shorts. Hideous.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:42 pm
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Why not wear a wedding dress?
That would piss the maximum people off.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:43 pm
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Probably in the [url= http://www.businessinsider.com/mens-suits-with-short-2014-6?IR=T ]States[/url]


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 12:45 pm
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Posted : 23/04/2015 12:45 pm
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Short-sleeved jackets are quite popular with African business executives:

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Or you could go the whole hog:

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Posted : 23/04/2015 12:50 pm
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I'd like to wear a pastel coloured suit with shorts instead of trousers

Please make sure you team it up with some polished up Chealsea boots for added effect, in brown to wind up the 'gentlemen' who know you never wear brown in town.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 1:00 pm
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Given it's in the US people may just assume someone's booked a Pee Wee Herman tribute act for the reception?


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 1:05 pm
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I'd like to wear a pastel coloured suit with shorts instead of trousers.

Anywhere in Essex as it sounds like something those mincers in Towie would be rockin.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 3:35 pm
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This thread needs Samurai's sartorial guidance. Hopefully wearing clothes.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 3:36 pm
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Where can I get a pastel coloured suit with shorts?

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Posted : 23/04/2015 3:47 pm
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You are Duncan Norvelle and I claim my £5. http://www.fashionbeans.com/2012/mens-ss-fashion-trend-short-suits/ work it girlfriend.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 3:58 pm
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I like to dress like a **** at weddings.

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Posted : 23/04/2015 5:11 pm
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Just cut the legs off an existing suit. If you wannna go 'full weapon' be sure to add turn-ups.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 5:28 pm
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You sound one craaaaaaazeeee guy!

I bet everyone finds it utterly hysterical and says "Look at that funny guy in that suit, Oh no he didn't!"

I can hardly control my laughter.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 5:30 pm
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That's mean


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 6:00 pm
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I like to dress like a **** at weddings.

So, it could be argued, is that.


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 6:04 pm
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Shorts? Don't forget the 'fanny pack' for full US awesomeness.

Don't hold back on the pastels, though:

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Posted : 23/04/2015 6:06 pm
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Next have suits with shorts in!


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 7:42 pm
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Just what I was looking for


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 8:41 pm
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Posted : 23/04/2015 9:10 pm
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Try here. No shorts though. I have worn this suit a couple of years running for Christmas nights out.

http://www.opposuits.com/suits/xmas-costume-the-rudolph.html

Failing that try shite shirts


 
Posted : 23/04/2015 10:06 pm
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Posted : 24/04/2015 12:51 am
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[url= https://www.jcrew.com/mens_feature/TheSuitShop.jsp ]J Crew[/url] (third row down)

I'm not sure I'd wear a pastel pink shorts suit for a formal church wedding personally, but for a summer reception it'd be alright. Shoes are a bit of a challenge though.

🙂


 
Posted : 24/04/2015 1:20 am
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Then you need a Hawaiian Shirt. John Cooper Clarke was on the radio a few months back saying how Hawaiian shirts are never appropriate - saying that you could go to the wedding of your most carefree, fun loving friends in a Hawaiian shirt and you'd barely get through the door before someone would quietly take you to one side and say "What have these people done to you to make them hate them so much?"

:mrgreen:

Do the Hawaiian, shorts, flip flops and Raybans. It's less in your face and obvious than the suited shorts.

Take an obvious high class hooker with you for added effect.


 
Posted : 24/04/2015 1:38 am
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The smart way to wear shorts is Bermuda style. Jacket, tie, shorts and long socks. It looks mad outside of Bermuda though.


 
Posted : 24/04/2015 6:25 am

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