Where are we putting £7.53 in loose coppers at the moment

7 £1 bets on all the second favourites at a horse race meet, with the random 53p going on a third favourite at the best price.

Interesting.

Alternatively I reckon I can stretch to two pornos...

Coke (bottle of) and hooks (packet of curtain hooks).....

In one of those grey on the outside black on the inside delivery bags that delivered something cheap and forgettable, in the desk drawer. That's where. 

Greggs.

The machine at Tesco. Then invest in beer and crisps.

Binners G-string Is busy dealing with 10k of fiddys.

Not yet it isn’t, so, er, jingle all the way?

There's a machine also in the Asda near me. As daros say's convert it to beer & crisps

Titanium and carbon would amount to a broken spork with a burnt sausage on the end

Well, I laughed.

There’s a machine also in the Asda near me.

Pro tip, the self-service tills also take change and don't skim a 10% cut.

Charity?<br />Charity shops are always ready to take change.<br /><br />APF

Three Euromillions tickets and three penny chews.

I find that me daughter will "invest" it in some shit or other then tell me about it (months) afterwards.

I have £8 to my name until payday and I'm not telling her where it is.

Maybe see what that gets you in terms of a CV brush-up on fiverr?

This might actually work.

My G-String days are behind me, but the Spanx I'm sporting at the moment underneath my sarong would definitely hold that much copper

A whole outfit from Primark?

7 inner tubes what won't hold air from Planet X?

One of the new psoher £5.00 meal deals from Tesco and bus fare home?

Polish them up...arrange in an arty pyramid shape...sell on Etsy for £2000.
Remember to use lots of words like >>>,vintage,rare,sought after,good investment >>>in the advert.

the Spanx I’m sporting at the moment underneath my sarong would definitely hold that much copper

Is that seven pounds 53 in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

Save the £'s for the pool table at the caravan site pub, and the 2p's for the 2p penny falls machines.

Three bottles of Hoppo IPA and I'm sure i saw chili heatwave Doritos on sale for 1.50 so that would do me.

Hundreds* of shares in CRC**?

*potentially thousands by the time this is posted. Actually potentially millions once I factor the hamsters as well as my slow typing.

**well not directly but Signa Sports

Where are we putting £7.53 in loose coppers

The Met? 😁

Where are we putting £7.53 in loose coppers

The Met? 😁

I'm pretty sure the issue there is the Met has no idea where their loose coppers are putting themselves.

Chicken meat and chips with chilli and mayo, and 54p change for the charity box.

Chicken meat and chips with chilli and mayo,

I'm quite alarmed you'd eat something whereby that needed to be qualified.

I’m quite alarmed you’d eat something whereby that needed to be qualified.

Welcome to the £7.53 in coppers end of the economy

I've just had a look and, as I suspected, you've enough for a normal size donner kebab (£6.99) at my favourite local takeaway place, but you're unfortunately 46p short for a large donner.

To be fair the large ones are absolutely massive and only to be purchased if you've not eaten all day or you're planning on it being your breakfast tomorrow too. Thats the breakfast of champions obviously

If you're interested I could pop down and they can have a rummage around in my Spanx

£7.53 would buy a pint and a snack of some sort around here, or my local kebab supplier would provide a regular doner with all the trimmings for £6.50. I don’t often have any loose change to be able to buy a kebab after the pub, sadly, and they don’t do cards. <br />The nearest chippy only takes cash, and £7.53 might get me chips and a fish cake, maybe two. Cod and chips won’t get me much change out of a tenner these days! *sigh*.

If you’re interested I could pop down and they can have a rummage around in my Spanx

Chicken meat and chips with chilli and mayo,

I’m quite alarmed you’d eat something whereby that needed to be qualified.

In my local purveyor of high quality post-libation snacks, one must differentiate between chicken and lamb in one’s tray of high-fat, high-calorie, low nutritional value sustenance.

and they don’t do cards.

Mrs Sandwich suddenly perked up! If they make the list expect either the price of kebabs to go up or the shop to close.

In my local purveyor of high quality post-libation snacks, one must differentiate between chicken and lamb in one’s tray of high-fat, high-calorie, low nutritional value sustenance.

I don't know why, they almost certainly don't.

In the little pot with a lid on the passenger side of my dashboard.

In my local purveyor of high quality post-libation snacks, one must differentiate between chicken and lamb in one’s tray of high-fat, high-calorie, low nutritional value sustenance.

You've misunderstood. It's not the word " chicken" that he's querying... it's the " meat" bit

it’s the ” meat” bit

It maybe doesn't help that my definition of "meat" is a bit broad, I'd class all the stuff I suspect deliberately goes into chicken nuggets as meat for instance. Though I suppose the fsa do too.

The more coincidental stuff like feathers and beaks and things are a sufficiently low percentage as to mean the mush still qualifies without, question or clarification [hesitation or deviation], as meat

For something to not be meat it would need to either deliberately try, and vegan fake meat is not at the £7.53 for a fortnight's food end of the economy or It would need to contain a majority of stuff you wouldn't put in nuggets or sausages. It would essentially be what you're left with after you've made those things.

I'm under no illusion as to what's left after you "mechanically reclaim" stuff for sausages or simply pour whole chickens into a grinder for nuggets because plucking etc is pointless given the % by mass of feathers and claws vs "meat". You're left with the stuff the chickens and pigs etc left on the floor and that has less market value as fertiliser.