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Before or after opening a family sized bag of Wotsits?
Argh. Wrong forum.
Mods please weave your special magic.
LAGER! Get some proper beer you northern shandy drinker 🙂
Before, everything's easier without greasy Wotsit fingers!
Everything?
Once you've opened it, pour it straight down the pan.
You'll thank me for it.
Obviously, the answer is....
After you've settled down on the park bench for the day but before you consume the half eaten pizza you found in a bin.
Stay Classy.
Just before Fresh Goods Friday.
Cloudy lemonade dude or ginger ale that's were its at or if your feeling flush elderflower fizzy pop much nicer and Defo more fnarrrrrrrrrrrrr than larger
Decant it whenever, anytime is Stella time 😀
Just after the fox hunt but just before sodomising one of the staff in the potting shed.
Bet the OP sticks his pinky out while he swigs from the bottle
Bottle?
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2 hours before the MIL arrives.
2% lager? 😆 ****s the point in that? 😀Harry_the_Spider - Member
Bottle?
2% at least it won't take till lunchtime tomorrow to clear your system...
😆 true
I like to decant it straight into my mouth from the bottle (yes bottled, don't hate me for being upper working class!).
I find Heineken goes well with the crushing boredom and enforced social frivolities of Christmas. I like to start of the eve of the works Christmas part (perilously early this year on the 11th) - stay mildly pished until hanging up my drinking boots again on the 27th for another 11 months or so.
Don't decant it. The can is valuable male-grooming scheduler. I know when its time for a shave when theres a loud ping and sharp pain
2% lager?
He will get fat quicker than he gets pissed.