[Closed] What's your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend like ?

Mine recently sold her loom to fund a new one, at no extra cost.

I recently sold my bike to fund a new one, at no extra cost*.

We had the exact same conversations about each different hobby - sometimes at the same time. So she'd be discussing her loom up grade and I'd reply to her talking about my bike upgrade.

She's a lot like me.

* she achieved her aim and only spent £20 extra, I'm about £200 down so far!

Bunnyhop - Member

*please can you try and get your undies into the laundry basket and not just at the side of it.

Wouldn't it be easier just to move the laundry basket to the left a bit?

she's 39 weeks pregnant!

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Currently a big moany pain in the arse pregnant lump lol

ha! snap!

Bunch of pussies, lying fraudulent posts reported everyone of you.

my mrs is pretty fantastic...i think. she has to be to put up with a big winging lump like me.
and she loves cycle touring too......... 8)

Mine is, er, complex.

Love her to bits. Amazing woman to achieve all she has despite her cerebral palsy. And having had to cope with me for the last 19 years. Great mum, dedicated professional in a very stressful job, dedicated Guide leader to a group of girls from a tougher part of town.

But there are days when we could cheerfully kill each other.....

This thread has contains no accurate data compared to the UK divorce and single status statistics ........ So who is going to give the elephant in the room a kick? Suppose it's me then - unbalanced, over emotional, reverse logic specialist, loves a restaurant on first visit - hates it second time, everything is an issue other than that she's great.

Been together 27 years as of last Monday.

Never once thought about leaving her / finishing it. Says it all really.

I do what I want, buy what I want, as does she. Our daughters (15and nearly 13) seem very well balanced, bright, and fun to be with.

One of my better life decisions.

I'm going out with the most amazing person I've ever met! He's loving, caring, very sexy and funny and has the patience of a saint.... Especially with me 😐 I can't imagine my life without him now so all I've got to do is try as hard as possible to not lose him..!.... (Historically not been great at doing that..)
I'm officially the luckiest woman in the universe I reckon 😀

Mine's a physicist, so less unbalanced than is normal for females, still nuts sometimes though. We've learned to ignore each other when we're grumpy, which seems to work OK.

I think she's rather tidy; clever, attractive and a gym bunny. We've been married 20 years, and planning on at least the same again.

oldmanmtb is the only one telling the truth 🙂

Mine is premium A grade batshit mental. But she showed an interest when the other 3.6 billion didn't so she'll do. And she makes me less weird.

@Munrobiker 😀

Idle.

When I find one, I'll report back.
It could be a very long wait, judging from current experience... 😐

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Looks a damn sight better than I do at 43. Can be a pain in the arse, but the kindest person I know and my best friend in the whole world! A better person than I deserve...

Mines a pain in the arse and I could quite happily smack her in the face with a shovel sometimes,other times she's bearable.

Edit,I spose I should add,I love the dippy old mare to bits.

I assume this the prelude to some kind of swinging thread? Gonna be bloody confusing with all those identical Audi keys in the bowl!

Stevied....I don't even know what you look like, but yes you are so obviously punching above your weight.
Mrs Squad is just the most awesome woman ever and I'd be a wreck without her.

Can someone put an identical post for husbands on mumsnet?
Bet they're not half as nice.

CountZero - Member

When I find one, I'll report back.
It could be a very long wait, judging from current experience...

Weren't you about 20 feet from Kate Bush this year?
Tell me you wore a T-Shirt with your phone number on at least?

I reckon I could have had her over my shoulder and out of the building in the time it takes her to sing the word 'wow'.
🙂

I assume this the prelude to some kind of swinging thread? Gonna be bloody confusing with all those identical Audi keys in the bowl!

If that happens then I'll be leaving straight away.

With an Audi!

She is a star. The most gorgeous eyes and smile I've seen.
We would never answer each others personal ads if we were that way inclined. We just click. I knew the day we met I would marry her.
We work together so spend all day in each other's company and we haven't killed each other yet.
She's the first person anyone turns to in a crisis. We have a regular stream of customers in the office blubbing their eyes out while relaying their stories of woe. They all get good advice and seem to follow it.
Borderline horder though with abysmal time keeping.
Looks a bit like a sexy Super Nanny.

Mines the hide and seek world champion, i've never met her, dam she is good at this game.

She's a bit quiet, very realistic, hypoallergenic and easy to clean.

This sums my new girl up 🙂

http://www.travelthewholeworld.org/2014/12/why-you-should-date-a-girl-who-travels.html?m=1

She is everything thats been missing from my life - confident, calm, reassuring, driven, kind, caring, hot as ****!! not materialistic, sporty cool - everything really 🙂

Mine works in the bike trade...need I say more?

Mine's probably a bit mumsy for you lot, what with being a fantastic mum to my two girls and all, but she's still sexy as hell to me even though she thinks she isn't.

And she's going into hospital for a relatively big op next week, and will be out of action for about 6 weeks, and I'm scared as hell for her.

I'm officially the luckiest woman in the universe I reckon

I noticed that nbt hasn't dared to post on this thread 😉

My wife is intelligent, talented, kind, generous and attractive in equal measure. To top it off she's a great Mum to our two rugrats

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In addition to the above meant to say that she gave birth to our second baby with no pain relief whatsoever - a boy weighing 11lb 15ozs... although she wasn't smiling like that at the time 😀

Hmmm... I did think there was something odd about her smile. And now i see it. On the outside, it's a smile, but just behind the eyes there's something that says 'one day, you are going to pay for what you did to me big time'

I'd start running now.......

😀 I'm already paying...

Mine "playfully stabed" me the other day, you know with a knife and blood and everything.

She's a f****** psyco.

Lad I used to work with once got (intentionally) stabbed by his missus.

In the foot...! 😯

^^^Was it WCA with the garden fork.

this just seems very relevant:

ti_pin_man - Member

this just seems very relevant:

Superb,can't wait to tell my wife she's a unicorn.

Mine is awesome too.

She lets me play on my bikes, is a fantastic mum and role model to our two lads, looks after me whilst making sure I never just coast along and is my best mate to boot.

She helped me through a really tough break-up without once demanding anything in return (which is how we met), she's the most patient person in the world, but when she's pissed off she's bloody terrifying.. she's also as hard as nails, had both boys without pain relief and once hospitalised her brothers ex missus for upsetting him 😯

I'd be absolutely bloody lost without her

Faster than me 🙁

She's awesome and yes I am another one punching well above my weight too !!
Hugely talented, gorgeous, a fantastic mum to our 2 kids and she puts up with me.

I'm the luckiest bloke I know 😀

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Yeah mines pretty awesome too. She puts up with all my crap, let's me play on my bikes as much as I want, doesn't complain when the bikes in bits in the living room because I'm fixing it. We've been together 13 years now and got our first kid on the way so I must be doing something right 😆

OMFG that wife chart thing.... 🙄 😆

I think I'm above the crazy line but my name isn't Tiffany, nor am I a redhead (at the moment).

However, my other-half-that-was-until-recently was a redhead. Oh yes, most definitely.. 🙂

Rachel

The present MrFP is a complicated kinda guy. He can be gentle, kind and thoughtful, he can be grumpy obtuse and critical. He is always intense. In times of drama or crisis he can be a rock, in times of calm he can cause a storm.

He continually battles with anxiety, depression and OCD, yet he still has time for everyone. He plans adventures in the finest detail and then chooses to take me with him 🙂

It may not be the easiest relationship, but he is my friend, my partner in crime and the one I would always trust to look out for me.

Small, utterly mad and totally gorgeous, rides a mean singlespeed and was a brilliant support in putting the ss uk champs together. I couldn't ask for a better person to share my life with.

There's some serious vomit inducing stuff in this thread!

😉

My Sweetpea is Amazing.

Works in the bike industry and mountain biker, archer and so much more 🙂

Its great to see so how proud so many people are of their other halves (including me) but not many have mentioned the inevitable bad points 😉 (including me)

Mines got a wazza pair of jugs

Which is good as it was my only search criteria at the dating agency

😉

To be honest, my missus does have her bad points, in the grand scheme though these are more than outweighed by the good..

I'm so far from perfect I can in no way criticise.

I have to admit to not really understanding the whole partner bashing which goes on, I don't subscribe to the 'don't get married it'll ruin your life' line.. it's the best thing I've done!

Would your partner get on a tandem with you and keep going through thick and thin for 6000 miles? Mine did.

MrsCat is the rock upon which this family is built.
Love her to bits (not literally of course, that would be weird!)
Heartbreaking to see her in pain because of her back probs, maybe about to undergo her third bout of spinal surgery which means she'll be more metal than the original Terminator, and only half as nice to people who upset the boys.
Biggest brownest eyes and a giggle that sounds like bubbles coming up through treacle, irreplaceable and the best friend anyone could ever have.

thisisnotaspoon - Member
Mine "playfully stabed" me the other day, you know with a knife and blood and everything.

She's a f****** psyco.

I was looking through to see if you'd posted!

(I am not TINAS's other half by the way, just amused by his past postings re his missus.)

A flipping legend! A very heavy night for me this week with clients and an endless glass of wed wine and no food meant that I made it home only for the room to spin like crazy as soon as I hit the pillow. I managed to NOT quite make it to the bathroom. Woke up in the morning feeling very rough and she'd cleaned it all up and managed to strip the bed around me as the remnants ended up on the pillow and duvet.

I came home the day after and she'd been and hired a carpet cleaner to get the red wine puke stains out...

She obviously wants someyhing, but nonetheless I was suitably impressed and reminded once again why I married her and managed to create three beautiful offspring to continue the gene pool..

thisisnotaspoon - Member
Mine "playfully stabed" me the other day, you know with a knife and blood and everything.
She's a f****** psyco.

i got stabbed in the bicep with a fork during a meal once, not sure why,

Was it for posting her photo on a forum without her permission?