[Closed] What's your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend like ?

They're all really nice, but all those presents at Christmas is a financial strain.

Wonderful

Great

My wife is wonderful, but my boyfriend is better in bed.

My Wife is the most amazing person in the world.

Looks like there is some fear of the SO reading this 😆

Very pretty, by and large very agreeable, utterly illogical

Troublesome 8)

My wife isn't too bad, all things considered, she keeps the place in order, cleaned and everyone fed and happy, she's always there for me, supports and encourages me.

My girlfriend is really fantastic though 😛

Is this the [i]"Please buy me an Xbox for Christmas, I said nice things about you on the internet and everything"[/i] thread? 🙂

Anyway, yeah MrsGrahamS is alright I guess. I could probably have done better in all honesty, but she is low maintenance and that's important in a marriage 😉 (been together over 20 years so we're doing something right)

Wonderful.

When we first met in 2001 she was regularly mistaken for Amanda Burton (though I'd argue that my Mrs looks better than she does these days)

In fact not unlike this (down to the uniform but unfortunately not the rank)

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And yes for those mnpr riders that know me - I'm fully aware that I'm punching WAY above my weight 😀

Over and out

OP is this thread like the advertising/magazine payments one, ie your wife has paid you to write this ?

Dirty very very Dirty 😯 😆

As above!

Looks a bit like Judith Ralston, BBC Scotland weather lady. Runs for fitness. Occasionally road or MTB bikes.

Is a mad Guide leader. So a bit daft. Is generally thoughtful. Looks out for me, more than I deserve. Has a wide circle of friends.

Is also a dietitian. So doesn't like faddy diets. Can be opinionated. Doesn't trust politicians one iota. Is a pretty amazing mum to our two lasses.

My general yardstick for whether someone is worth bothering about or not is: do they like my missus? 98% of people do. The other 2% aren't worth the trouble.

She could have done better than me, I reckon.

This is her!

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OP, is this you on the right?

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😀

What's your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend like?

Frankly, she's bloody awesome, I am punching WAAAAAY above my weight.

[i]Dirty very very Dirty[/i]

Aye you're right there. 🙂

too slow

Scottish & hot. 8)

She lets me touch her bits which is ace.

She's my best friend and mother of my child, what's not to like.

Best of a bad bunch frankly 🙂

Awesome!

Beautiful , darkly, dryly hilarious, and v clever. Just passed her PhD infact 🙂

she has knitted me a jumper for christmas and is going on a bike ride with me at the weekend

Scottish & hot.

This sort of thing...?

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A complete goddess.

Though she's quite annoyed right now that I ate all her mini eggs. #donststealfrompregnantladies 😈

Fit and lovely. Lovely and fit.

Long-suffering. And takes off a t-shirt the right way.

Is that the time? 😉

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Scottish and hot you say?

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Most trusted person I know, a confidant to all her friends. Always looks for the best in people and situations, even when it's hard to find. Terrified of spiders. Universally liked. She's pretty bloody cool.

Far better than any of her mates.

EDIT. and miles better than any of my exes.

Amazing
Clever
Funny
Warped
Batty
Beautiful
Red hair
A Nurse
A Model
Perfect

Lovely and kind but good god she is lazy and sloth like.

christ there are some liars in here tonight! 🙂

Imaginary

Mine is short, fat, messy* and starting to get a wee bald patch at the crown.
He's my best best friend, pretty good on a bike, generous, kind and very funny.

I love him to bits.

*please can you try and get your undies into the laundry basket and not just at the side of it.

He is wonderful,amazing, handsome and has an STW account.
#buymeloadsatxmas.

rich (well her mum is) & + 1 for dirty, back of the net 😀

I've not met anyone who is such good company.. She's also very pleasing to the eye, easy to live with and she thinks I'm ace 🙂

Not a single lie told stoner

Obviously quite a few wives, g/fs read this web forum and allow their partners to post what they say or allow

Wouldn't change her for the world!

What's your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend like ?

What's she like? She likes me of course 🙂

Pretty, funny, insanely clever (more so than me, which can be a bit annoying sometimes), short.
And she finds me talking about cycling interesting (apparently)! But we've only been going out for a couple of months so there's plenty of time for her to grow to resent it.

I kept away from the internet dating thread on here but in the last year, I've had one complete bunny boiling stalker, one common or garden stalker, one amazing person who ticked every box but one - the most important one - who after I tired to break up with her tried to commit suicide, twice, and spent in total three weeks in hospital because of it. I'm still undergoing therapy for that one.

I've finally found someone who's normal, of the countless frogs I've kissed in this life, this one is hopefully the last one I'll ever have to kiss.

No GF at the moment but my FB is fun and very clever, and doesn't get jealous of my bike and other girls like the last one 🙂

thegreatape - Member

Very pretty, by and large very agreeable

Almost the same as mine - she's pretty, bi and large and very agreeable 😉

she's pretty, bi and large and very agreeable

😉

Did you mean:

she's pretty, [b]by[/b] and large and very agreeable?

I mean, each to his own and all, but, well....very modern of you!

All women are mad, the best you can hope for is to find one who's madness is compatible with your own.

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This thread truly is useless without pictures..

Come on, post them up and we'll play 'Hot or Not'

🙂

She has a husband who can be bad tempered when he's on nights or stressed, he buggers off for weekends with his mates sometimes female ones, they share very little hobbies except good booze and food, he spends money like it's going out of fashion on gadgets. So to put up with me she has to pretty good. We rarely fall out, we rarely even arguing, we never stop each other going out or away somewhere. And we have 2 great kids.

She does annoy me at times though but it tends to be stupid things that annoy me but we've been an item for 19 years so it's no wonder.

*please can you try and get your undies into the laundry basket and not just at the side of it.

He wears undies? 😯

Just me and the Cat.

Never once has he moaned that there are too many bikes in the spare room, he doesn't poo on the floor and he loves to share fish and chips (well, just the fish.)

I think he's a keeper

Mine's a right bag of spanners - punched well above her weight, I can tell you. Totally barmy bitch, too.

Got trapped in the usual fashion and now have eight bag o' spanners kids to boot. So I do, regularly...

Mine reads this forum and in the words of a close friend, "makes me less weird!"

Oh, and further to the picture above, anyone who has seen my mountain bike handling skills or smelt my jersey after a long ride will appreciate it takes a special kind of person to sit behind me on a tandem for hours on end.

Hot or Not?!

Hot

Not

(Shall take these down shortly)

MTQG in "cranks not aligned" tandem HORROR!!!

She's mad as a box of frogs.

Which is why I'm marrying her in two months' time.

MidlandTrailquestsGraham - Member

All women are mad, the best you can hope for is to find one who's madness is compatible with your own

Innit?

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Yeah, she's cute Houns, you did well there!

Didn't I just *smug*

Not as well as she's done of course. Ahem .

MTQG in "cranks not aligned" tandem HORROR!!!

My bf is awesome. He's my best friend, he makes me laugh and smile, and sometimes cry (in a good way).

He used to be a chef so our dinners are always jolly tasty (carbonara tonight!), he brews his own wine and beer, bakes lovely bread and he enjoys cycling as well! 😀

I on the other hand cannot cook for toffee, don't have the patience to brew a pot of tea and am the one who dragged him kicking and screaming on a 20 mile bike ride last weekend...

When I get one, I'll let you know 🙄

I have irrefutable proof that mine is a witch.

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Mine looks like a cross between Michelle Pfeiffer and Lisa Bonet. She has amazing taste in music and loves going to gigs with me. She doesn't mind if I spend a whole weekend out biking... she's a good laugh.....
If only I could bloody find her!

As is our daughter

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Well, she tolerates me.

So I assume something is fairly seriously wrong with her.

Mines a PITA at the moment 😆

Think Hilda Ogden meets Vlad the Impaler

She's a wonderful woman. My best friend, soul mate and the mother of my beautiful daughters. I'm also punching way, way above my weight..
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It was tempting to post a 25-year-old photo but here's one from a month ago.

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I'll see if I can get a photo of Mrs cloudnines face when my new frame gets delivered on Monday.. It will not be pretty

Hot or not

Hmmm... I've done 'hot' but they were all nuts (cranks, more like)

Current & probably last Mrs G is a warm, considerate, generous, loving, trusty, hard working (kids nurse), uncomplaining, tolerant, country loving good cook & housekeeper. & she thinks I'm awesome what with my 10" tongue & the ability to breathe through my ears.

She's lovely is my Mrs.

she thinks I'm awesome what with my 10" tongue

I'm not surprised! 😆

MrsFlyingOx has distilled the act of turning logic on its head into an artform, and (according to herself) looks like a female Matt Damon. She's cool though. Short, Scottish, passionate, beautiful, and she's the most awesome mum to MiniFlyingOx.

And she's punching above her weight.

I on the other hand cannot cook for toffee, don't have the patience to brew a pot of tea and am the one who dragged him kicking and screaming on a 20 mile bike ride last weekend...

You do yourself a disservice, being dragged out is probably exactly what he wants and needs. Left to my own devices I'd sit at home in front of the telly / Xbox / PC all night, I'm a better person for not getting away with that.

My wife is french - so complete score for me. 😀
Hot as a hot thing that's very hot and leads her field in academia. 😀

looks like a female Matt Damon.

You're married to Julia Stiles and I claim my pint and a half!

Never heard of her . However that is a fair shout having google imaged her