[Closed] What's your first world problem?

Varies per day, but today the supermarket had no Emmental cheese. That's just wrong.

I drink red wine as a rule, but received a bottle of white in the company hamper.
Give it away or drink it?

Easy. Give it away and then tribunal.

The 1 problem jay-z doesn't have.

I feel obliged to continue trolling Molls on the Mac v PC thread, but my hearts really not in it, and I also want to watch Countryfile, but being a bloke I can't multitask

But I have just realised that if I ever form a band - highly unlikely - I'm going to call it Trolling Molls 😀

Well, it's Facebook actually.
When you upload a jazzy new picture to an album, a specific album, somehow Facebook shows it to others as a new upload to that album(all ok so far), and then when these people 'Like' it or comment on it, they are actually, and probably without realising 'Liking' or commenting on the album as a whole, not on the specific photo.

So, you have your album, and lots of comments at the bottom of ALL the photos saying things like, 'Ooh, nice cat lying on a spanner' or 'Wow, you're so radical jumping over that bus on your bicycle' or something, and they don't relate to owt specifically.
Meanwhile, you open your picture of your cat lying on a spanner for example and it has no comments...
First world for sure, but annoying. Never used to be like that...

my di2 isn't charging properly, though the wwweb may have found me an answer - you won't believe what happens next

The top spec Zafira courtesy car doesn't have electric folding mirrors.

A clients IT system will only let me sync their data to one of my devices, I can't decide whether to sync it to pad or phone 😕

Solved the wine problem, but realised I gave the staff the night off before noticing the washing up hadn't been done properly. I've now got to go and fine somewhere that sells wine glasses, on a Sunday, at 6 bloody 30!

Patchy wifi signal in my third bathroom.

Oh the humanity!

Had friends round for Xmas drinks last night and one chap dropped his glass of red wine on our lovely sisal carpet - right in front of the stove.

.....oh, and some git smashed the wing mirror on the Porsche on Thursday. Cost £80 for a new one 😥

It's been a bad few days.

Run out of cotton buds....

double post

Or Sofa is so large it makes placing the Xmas Tree in the Bay Window impossible, this is not only sub-optimal for impressing the neighbours with our fancy expensive baubles, it means I have to move the router to the other side of the living room which means the wifi no longer reaches my Sons bedroom, he's never been so irritated in his 11 years that he has to rely on 4G for his iPhone and its cost me an extra £5 this month in data charges.

I don't know how we'll survive Xmas!

Like much of the first world, I'm overweight.

Like much of the first world I don't believe that I'm overweight but I might be undertall.

despite having two beautiful daughters,a wonderful beautiful fantastic wife, a dream job, great friends and family I find myself wishing the next 4 months away while i wait for the delivery of my new AMG. FFS............

I've just been to the CO-OP. 😐

Beer fridge in the media room isnt as cold as it should be thus my bottle of beer doesnt have the necessary condensation on the outside to help cool my hand down. Also cant decide whether to have minstrels or maltesers for tonights movie?

Have we bought enough presents for the Kids!

My signet ring on my little finger won't fit comfortably under my winter riding gloves.

I'm out of Malbec and require more (medicinal purposes - still feeling hungover). Clearly not in a state to drive to the shop, which is closed now anyway due to silly, non alcoholic-friendly trading laws...

my 4 yr old son wanted to watch the Disney movie Bolt for the umpteenth time today

Perchypanther appears to have met me.... 😳

I'm too tall to drive the Aston Martin I can afford.

I have to go into the office tomorrow.

I've left my whiskey in the car. And the shoeless hobo refused my spare boots. Are my boots REALLY so low status?

Our black lab dribbles water all over the kitchen floor after he's finished drinking from his bowl, I usually come down and step in it just after I've put a clean pair of socks on 👿

Bugs the crap out of me and happens most days, you'd think I would have learnt by now 😆

And the log baskets empty

Yesterday, all the foccacia were sold out and I had to eat a normal baguette with my homemade tomato soup. It was an absolute travesty. I went to two delicatessens and an artisan baker in the market but there was nothing, not even for ready money

Trying to Zwift, listening to music on the Sonos, while also watching the Barca match on iphone but iphone cable not quite long enough to make viewing easy. New iphone cable or new extension socket with usb connections in which would make a few things easier....

For the third Christmas running M&S have let me down by not seeking their Smoked Paprika, Ancho Chilli & Dark Chocolate Popcorn. I'm bereft.

My coke dealer has let me down and these hookers are getting restless

My coke dealer has let me down and these hookers are getting restless

Worst rugby team Christmas night out ever.

I've been a bit heavy handed with the cassis in the first kir breton of the evening.
Slightly too sweet, I'll have to keep topping it up.

Not sure which LED tele to buy to replace my perfectly working but 8 year old plasma tele

Had a new router and do you think I can get the powerline doo-dahs to resynch? Wifi in the living room is shocking as a result. 🙁

We have ran out of peppermint tea. Ffs.

Electric driveway gates not working due to being iced up.

you can only get replacement christmas lights bulbs online round here! 👿

The battery meter on my Nexus 5X always says 50%. No idea when it'll run out and noone ever has a USB-C cable to borrow

Our Mini Cheddars taste like Ritz crackers.

We have ran out

Indicative perfect: We have run out

Indicative past: We ran out

Evening have been ruined by poor grammar 😉

Found a bag of Pistachios! Balance is restored.

Evening have been ruined by poor grammar

I have no idea what I'd like for Christmas

I was making my own mulled wine yesterday and didn't have any bay leaves.

some git smashed the wing mirror on the Porsche on Thursday. Cost £80 for a new one

Seriously? The last time I replaced a door mirror it was on a 1991 Cavalier and it cost me more than that.

I have lacked self-control with the cheese tonight and now I feel a little peaky.

What non alcoholic drink to have on a night out and also what boots to wear on said night out 🙂

Having to wash the mud off my new bike on my clean monoblock driveway...

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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog; you might learn something, but you'll kill it.

Misquotes of things attributed Mark Twain, that he probably didn't say.

Having to use the garlic press to crack the hazelnuts as I can't find the nutcracker.

[quoteSeriously? The last time I replaced a door mirror it was on a 1991 Cavalier and it cost me more than that.that was just for the glass... If it had been the whole unit it would have been well over £500.

Felt like a G&T last night & Bombay Sapphire was on special at the battleship.
Won't make that mistake again.

Which bike to ride, which car to drive, which plane to fly. Challenging decisions....

Having straightened all the pictures in my hotel room I now realise that the light switches are wonky. Challenging.

Rob - i think that one was stillborn

Warm weather has meant I didn't think it was worth taking my friend up on his annual offer of a free place to stay for a few days pre-Christmas skiing in Verbier.

Supermarket had a special offer on Champagne today but we still have 10 bottles in the cellar so decided the discount wasn't big enough to make it worthwhile.

Due to a change of plans my Cayman won't get driven for 2 months which I know isn't good for the car.

I have a second world first world problem - I'm in Nepal for an extended period and it's just so photogenic that I'm taking way too many photos and the editing will take forever. 😀

The hardships on this post! I'm just getting over a bad back I got from the flat bed in business class flying back from NYC earlier this month.

I've burned the roof of my mouth and it's really ruining my enjoyment of the plentiful, sumptuous food with which I'm perpetually surrounded.

Pray for me.

Three dogs in front of the fire, two trail dogs and a border terrier, one has a squeaky tummy which is just ruining the enjoyment of my new speaker cables.

Whether to buy a fast XC hardtail or a cyclocrosser as a winter bike (and it is only mid-summer here). Oh the stress.

The Red Bull add-on for Kodi has been broken for a few months and there's very little sign of anyone rebuilding it. I might have to buy a Chromecast.

This thread explains the Maserati and Swiss watch pop up ads on this site!

I have to pack a bag in order to go on holiday

Which Barbers do I go to ?

Which large shopping centre do I risk to get Mum's Xmas present ?

Shall I put BP ultimate diesel in the car today, or Shell V power ?

On my lunchtime Meal Deal, do I get a Xmas sandwich from the CO-OP or Tesco ?

If I do stick to Tesco, should I get a smoothie as the Drink and save it till morning, or get a Lucozade to keep me going at work ?

Evening have been ruined by poor grammar

My Crystal Palace advent calendar doesn't have a fascinating fact behind each door, & a couple of days there was no chocolate either 👿

senor j restores Rob's faith in himself to crack a lighthearted joke without having someone else try and ruin it 🙂

The aircon on this train is marginally too cold.

My new chelsea boots have been sat at Borderfree in the US for too long and I'm starting to realise I won't see them before xmas, if at all.

Varies per day, but today the supermarket had no Emmental cheese. That's just wrong.

Pfft. Moaner!!

My local Holland and Barrett had a "buy one get one half price" deal on quinoa flakes. But they only had one packet on the shelf!! I ask you !!!!

I'm unsure whether my next dinner jacket should have a shawl collar or peaked lapels and am feeling the pressure of knowing my tailor is waiting on my call 🙁

Can't decide between a heat exchanger or go all in with a double boiler espresso machine.

I had my first latte made with [url= http://www.oatly.com/products/international/foamable/ ]Oatly[/url] yesterday which was great. But I know no other cafes that sell / use it.

The dual zone climate control broke in my car just as the weather turned colder.
I can't be arsed to try and fix it until the weather is warmer at which point I'll forget that it's broken until next winter.

1. couldn't find any caerphilly cheese in Tesco or Aldi OR EVEN the deli

2. ate an entire xmas pudding all to myself and now I feel somewhat bloated